Sentences with phrase «fucking kidding»

It's less clever and more «you have to be fucking kidding me,» but it's surprising, nonetheless.

Are you fucking kidding moi?

Are you fucking kidding me?

@Darran Are you fucking kidding me?

The funniest death scene is when Chucky's pint - sized appearance causes a heart attack to which Dourif deprecates «you got ta be fucking kidding me».

When we say, «You got ta be fucking kidding me!?!?» a woman will say, «Oh my goodness.»

when inside my head I'm screaming «Are you fucking KIDDING ME?!

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me.

All u out there asking for him on the cheap, are you fucking kidding me?

You got ta be fucking kidding me with this bullshit

Okay guys I'm fucking kidding.

You have to be fucking kidding me.

And then Jesus came upon his disciples and said, «What's this shit I've been hearing about me being a human sacrifice for your sins!!? Who in the goddamned hell came up with that Neanderthal bullshit!!!? What are we, living in the fucking Stone Age!!!!? Blood sacrifice!!!!!!!!!!!?? Are you fucking kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??? Listen, brethren, thou can takest that pathetic, immoral, sadistic, evil, sickening, disgusting pile of Cro - Magnon donkey shit and shove it straight up thy fucking asses!!!»

I glanced at my phone to see who it was from and as I did so, a middle aged man leaned out of his car window and shouted: «Look after your fucking kid you stupid cow, stop looking at your phone.»

You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids.»

«Fucking kid's in here somewhere,» he said.

«You stupid fucking kids think that you can come far away from home and it makes you something.

Unfortunately, after my Incredibly uneventful two - hour session with Elite, Xenoblade made the unfortunate choice of allowing me to take a mission that included, I fucking kid you not, ten minutes of swimming across an ocean just to get to my destination.

Not exact matches

Fifteen years ago, Harvard's Ad Board faced a bright kid who seemed well - meaning despite a serious fuck - up.

Then give them a «tramp - stamp» tattoo that says «I fuck little kids».

Inasmuch as demuth thinks all men are pedophiles, somebody should take his kid away before he tries to fuck him.

I have four kids who are going to grow up in a country that is as fucked as It has been since the 1850's.

But the reality is we MUST talk about them... or the country that my kids will grow up in is fucked.

So yeah, I admit that I started off this season low key pulling for the kid to play well enough that some of those disingenuous folks would have to eat a big shut - the - fuck - up sandwich when it was all said and done.

Kids like to try gettng fucked up every way possible until they grow up and settle into either alcohol or weed or both or neither.

This kid was a fucking terror his last season at FSU, coming home with 11 sacks on the year.

I was thinking about what it will feel like when the first waves of Mars colonists break it to their parents that this journey is just something they have to do, the parents knowing they'll never make that three month super-expensive usually - one - way journey themselves, and who knows if the kid ever returns, or what the fuck will happen up there.

You'd buy yachts and have groupies... many of whom may fuck your life up in a few months... so yes you would gamble kid.

Watched the kid throw a 70 yard pass and then willfully handcuffed him the rest of the fucking game.

Kids DO wake up too fucking early.

Once the kids go off to college and you're enjoying the empty nester years, stock up on more Merry Fucking Christmas wrapping paper.

Because even the swearing - est of swearing moms would probably balk at the idea of wrapping the kids» Lego sets in wrapping paper that says «Merry Fucking Christmas.»

Because there may come a time when you can't send everybody Merry Fucking Christmas wrapping paper without risking a kid or a grandma or a mother - in - law seeing it.

With any luck, everybody who currently can not buy Merry Fucking Christmas wrapping paper because they don't want the kids to think Santa hates them will eventually circle back to the Merry Fucking Christmas wrapping paper phase in a few years.

Sometimes I think that parenting back in ancient times must have been simultaneously harder and easier than it is now, mostly because there was a prescribed way to do things back then; no debate over organic veggies, screen time, or how fucked up your kid was going to turn out if you put them on a naughty step.

And yet, in the moment I simply wanted him to stop acting like such a freaked - out, aggressive wierdo and just fucking sing along with the rest of the well - behaved kids at Music Together.

It gets Sheryl fucking Sandberg telling women to lean in like women do not care more about staying home with kids than men do.

Although it may feel this way, when your kids defy you, they aren't necessarily saying Go fuck yourself.

I hate taking my kids to the doctor for their fucking physicals.

And the reason I keep sharing this stuff is because I think we all very often find ourselves in the situation where our kids may be fine when we are in the room watching their every move like a drill sergeant, but as soon as we leave, within minutes, or sometimes even seconds, they are either beating the crap out of each other or destroying something or attempting to do something they know they aren't allowed to do, or they aren't taking responsibility for their actions or their homework or their belongings or whatever, and we want to rip our fucking hair out and we say over and over an over again, Why can't you just do the right thing for once???

I agree I live in a upper and right below me are the loudest 2 moms and 1 year old in the world letting there kid run into walls smashing things at as early as 5 - 00 am on top of this both moms slam the door like they are the only ones who live here the whole house shakes with wakes me up and having insomnia it drives me nuts this is due to shitty parenting skills from the start I am very quiet and live alone we get along most of the time I just do nt see how people think they can be so fucking inconsiderate to others well trash is trash

Like just fucking giving in and letting the kid eat the box of Goldfish for dinner, and then giving them ice cream because they finished their dinner.

The next time you find yourself telling your kids to hurry the fuck up for the ten millionth time, consider giving this approach a try.

Anyway, two of the things that have really got me feeling like I'm emptying the Pacific with a ladel is the number of times I ask my kids to do the same fucking thing over and over and over again and the fact that as soon as I leave the room, my kids start doing things they know they aren't supposed to or intentionally bugging the crap out of each other until they are inevitably beating the shit out of each other.

It helps you not feel like the World's Biggest Asshole, and when your kids climb onto the bus and you haven't had to lose your shit because you had to give 47 fucking reminders, that feels good for all of you.

As I've mentioned before (and the false impression I think many people are under when they hear those two words), Positive Discipline IS NOT about telling your kids how fucking amazing they are 24/7.

I am so tired of my kids doing whatever the fuck they can to annoy each other or piss each other off the second there is no adult in the room.

Your fellow moms may not be broadcasting these things to the world, but I guarantee you, whatever challenging / infuriating / fucked up things your kids are doing, their kids are doing them, too.

Who in the name of Jesus Fucking Christ Are You Kidding Me is THAT?

«Just kidding, it's not complicated — fuck you, Eric Schneiderman.»