Sentences with phrase «funny money when»

It almost becomes like funny money when you're just charging things to the room, but when checkout time comes that plate of eggs and bacon really did cost $ 70 for those people!

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«The funny thing is that in these four years, we've earned far more money than we ever earned when we were in employment, and we've worked around half the hours.»

When you're competing against every funny video ever made, JibJab CEO Gregg Spiridellis asks, «where's the money that can afford the investment?»

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So it would be funny if BB let his star QB go when his former backup is making even more money then Brady in San Fran.

You have my word if I win Im taking my money and Im buying the Redskins and changing the name to Whiteskins to show everyone its funny how its not racist when its a joke making fun of White people.

I find that a funny fact when I read the Nasri transfer over again and how he blames Silent Stan for wanting the money, Silent Stan would of been advised by Gazidis.

Time for some brutal honesty... this team, as it stands, is in no better position to compete next season than they were 12 months ago, minus the fact that some fans have been easily snowed by the acquisition of Lacazette, the free transfer LB and the release of Sanogo... if you look at the facts carefully you will see a team that still has far more questions than answers... to better show what I mean by this statement I will briefly discuss the current state of affairs on a position - by - position basis... in goal we have 4 potential candidates, but in reality we have only 1 option with any real future and somehow he's the only one we have actively tried to get rid of for years because he and his father were a little too involved on social media and he got caught smoking (funny how people still defend Wiltshire under the same and far worse circumstances)... you would think we would want to keep any goaltender that Juventus had interest in, as they seem to have a pretty good history when it comes to that position... as far as the defenders on our current roster there are only a few individuals whom have the skill and / or youth worthy of our time and / or investment, as such we should get rid of anyone who doesn't meet those simple requirements, which means we should get rid of DeBouchy, Gibbs, Gabriel, Mertz and loan out Chambers to see if last seasons foray with Middlesborough was an anomaly or a prediction of things to come... some fans have lamented wildly about the return of Mertz to the starting lineup due to his FA Cup performance but these sort of pie in the sky meanderings are indicative of what's wrong with this club and it's wishy - washy fan - base... in addition to these moves the club should aggressively pursue the acquisition of dominant and mobile CB to stabilize an all too fragile defensive group that has self - destructed on numerous occasions over the past 5 seasons... moving forward and building on our need to re-establish our once dominant presence throughout the middle of the park we need to target a CDM then do whatever it takes to get that player into the fold without any of the usual nickel and diming we have become famous for (this kind of ruthless haggling has cost us numerous special players and certainly can't help make the player in question feel good about the way their future potential employer feels about them)... in order for us to become dominant again we need to be strong up the middle again from Goalkeeper to CB to DM to ACM to striker, like we did in our most glorious years before and during Wenger's reign... with this in mind, if we want Ozil to be that dominant attacking midfielder we can't keep leaving him exposed to constant ridicule about his lack of defensive prowess and provide him with the proper players in the final third... he was never a good defensive player in Real or with the German National squad and they certainly didn't suffer as a result of his presence on the pitch... as for the rest of the midfield the blame falls squarely in the hands of Wenger and Gazidis, the fact that Ramsey, Ox, Sanchez and even Ozil were allowed to regularly start when none of the aforementioned had more than a year left under contract is criminal for a club of this size and financial might... the fact that we could find money for Walcott and Xhaka, who weren't even guaranteed starters, means that our whole business model needs a complete overhaul... for me it's time to get rid of some serious deadweight, even if it means selling them below what you believe their market value is just to simply right this ship and change the stagnant culture that currently exists... this means saying goodbye to Wiltshire, Elneny, Carzola, Walcott and Ramsey... everyone, minus Elneny, have spent just as much time on the training table as on the field of play, which would be manageable if they weren't so inconsistent from a performance standpoint (excluding Carzola, who is like the recent version of Rosicky — too bad, both will be deeply missed)... in their places we need to bring in some proven performers with no history of injuries... up front, although I do like the possibilities that a player like Lacazette presents, the fact that we had to wait so many years to acquire some true quality at the striker position falls once again squarely at the feet of Wenger... this issue highlights the ultimate scam being perpetrated by this club since the arrival of Kroenke: pretend your a small market club when it comes to making purchases but milk your fans like a big market club when it comes to ticket prices and merchandising... I believe the reason why Wenger hasn't pursued someone of Henry's quality, minus a fairly inexpensive RVP, was that he knew that they would demand players of a similar ilk to be brought on board and that wasn't possible when the business model was that of a «selling» club... does it really make sense that we could only make a cheeky bid for Suarez, or that we couldn't get Higuain over the line when he was being offered up for half the price he eventually went to Juve for, or that we've only paid any interest to strikers who were clearly not going to press their current teams to let them go to Arsenal like Benzema or Cavani... just part of the facade that finally came crashing down when Sanchez finally called their bluff... the fact remains that no one wants to win more than Sanchez, including Wenger, and although I don't agree with everything that he has done off the field, I would much rather have Alexis front and center than a manager who has clearly bought into the Kroenke model in large part due to the fact that his enormous ego suggests that only he could accomplish great things without breaking the bank... unfortunately that isn't possible anymore as the game has changed quite dramatically in the last 15 years, which has left a largely complacent and complicit Wenger on the outside looking in... so don't blame those players who demanded more and were left wanting... don't blame those fans who have tried desperately to raise awareness for several years when cracks began to appear... place the blame at the feet of those who were well aware all along of the potential pitfalls of just such a plan but continued to follow it even when it was no longer a financial necessity, like it ever really was...

So correct mate, am scared, this is ironic time for wenger and arsenal, it funny that arsenal did well when we didn't have money but couldnt use the new wealth to elevate things but the key point is, eye for tactics and scouting the best youth out there is the forward, if we are honest with ourselves, we have to commend Tottenham achievement of blending young and getting good quality players really cheap

Funny that Brounstein mentions «special interests» when he is supported and raises his money from special interests.

Diabetes isn't funny when it requires so much time, energy, money, and headspace from its victims, its survivors.

Wicked funny, sarcastic, nerdy type of guy... I work my ass off for pretty much nothin but my kids im wearin the same clothes and shoes I have been for almost 2 years now, its very shitty when you work 40 + hours a week and have literally no money to even do anything for yourself.

It is important to remember those good old days when you were young and had no money and could still find amazing things to do with a special person, even if it was just lying in the cornfield watching the clouds for funny shapes.

Will Jason find love, money and success in Hollywood??? Funniest character: David Keith as gay Uncle Earl is a riot pretending to be straight when he is the very definition of a flaming queen.

4:30 am (13th)-- TCM — Take the Money and Run An early Woody Allen movie, when he was mostly focused on being funny and absurd, and this film about a set of totally inept bank robbers is both.

In no particular order: Branco sai, petro fica (Black In, White Out, Adirley Queirós, 2014) Mad Max: Fury Road (George Miller, 2015) Inherent Vice (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2014) Ji - geum - eun - mat - go - geu - ddae - neun - teul - li - da (Right Now, Wrong Then, Hong San - soo, 2015) Cavalo Dinheiro (Horse Money, Pedro Costa, 2014) The Look of Silence (Joshua Oppenheimer, 2014) L'Ombre des femmes (In the Shadow of Women, Philippe Garrel, 2015) La Jalousie (Jealousy, Philippe Garrel, 2013) Chant d'hiver (Winter Song, Otra Iosseliani, 2015) En duva satt på en gren och funderade på tillvaron (A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence, Roy Andersson, 2014) Quand je serai dictateur (When I Will Be Dictator, Yaël André, 2014) It Follows (David Robert Mitchell, 2014) Field Niggas (Khalik Allah, 2015) Ex Machina (Alex Garland, 2015) La academia de las musas (L'accademia delle muse / Academy of the Muses, José Luis Guerín, 2015) Die sechste Jahreszeit (The Sixth Season, Jan Soldat, 2015) Haftanlage 4614 (Prison System 4614, Jan Soldat, 2015) Une jeunesse allemande (A German Youth, Jean - Gabriel Periot, 2015) Chromatic Aberration (Aura Satz, 2014) 88:88 (Isiah Medina, 2015) Stinking Heaven (Nathan Silver, 2015) La isla mínima (Alberto Rodríguez, 2014) Homeland (Iraq Year Zero)(Abbas Fahdel, 2015) Phoenix (Christian Petzold, 2014) The Babadook (Jennifer Kent, 2014) El Perro Molina (Dog Molina, José Celestino Campusano, 2014) Taxi (Jafar Panahi, 2015) Haganenet (The Kindergarten Teacher, Nadav Lapid, 2014) Deux jours, une nuit (Two Days, One Night, Jean - Pierre & Luc Dardenne, 2014) She's Funny That Way (Peter Bogdanovich, 2015)

That's what made it soooooo funny when EA's network has been crashing and not letting people play the game they paid good money for since they require it to be online all the time!

6:00 pm — TCM — Take the Money and Run An early Woody Allen movie, when he was mostly focused on being funny and absurd, and this film about a set of totally inept bank robbers is both.

It was funny to hear Schrader allude to «awards season» at the screening, when explaining why the film will be held back to next spring because Hawke would've given this year's crop of best actor hopefuls a run for their money.

Thank you for the info Vinny, now I think I see, You'd like a blog about marketing from lil» ol' me, Promote only when you are in a happy mood, And never promote your books by being far too rude, Try to make your posts interesting, clever and funny, And try not to part with a large amount of money, Now I feel there is one thing I should stress, Never go and give your cash to a vanity press, Blog, tweet and update your Facebook status as often as you can, Make contact with other authors and befriend your only fan, Be courteous, considerate and always be kind, And you will slowly find, You'll get people interested and make them all see, Especially when you give your book away for free, Sit back, relax and be rather nice, And always think about the price, People will not part with their cash unless the price is low, Particularly for an author they do not even know, Always remember to write purely for fun, Never think that your profit will be a huge great sum, And pray for exposure to the lord above, Because self - publishing is a labour of love,

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Funny how following the money so often provides a reward when following someone else's opinion — especially if they expect you to adopt and adhere to that opinion — does not.

Kinda of funny what the carriers will let you do when they don't have to loan you money so you can afford the device.

I encourage Church leaders who have enough financial sense to be able to know when something financial «feels funny» to gather their elderly congregants, and tell them to call you if they are tempted by slick - talking salesmen to make them part with money.

I told myself I was still young and had plenty of time to make it up when I started making more money, but a funny thing happened.

He became even funnier when he found out I make my living by writing about money.

It's funny the lengths to which people will go to save some money on groceries, a new TV or a car, and yet, when it comes to big decisions about their money, they want to leap right in.

I think it's funny that when it comes to traveling, I care far more about my own items and equipment I'm traveling with (MacBook, iPhone, money) than I do about my own personal health.

You came around the bar each night and so did I. Funny to say «the bar» as if there were only one, when Calle Calzada was nothing but, their plastic chairs bearing slogans for Toña and La Victoria, the national beers, flocked by children begging money for glue.

i find it funny because i something on the lines a month or two ago defending ea when the tool people they plan on making more money with microtransaction and everyone bashed me for saying every dev especially ubisoft is doing it.

Although it's funny you reminded me that when Fight Night Round 3 was being released on the XBOX360, I was discovering the delights of Resident Evil 4 and Hitman Blood Money on the PS2 (I'm a bit of a late adopter of systems...).

In fact, in a funny way, the second generation took the money in the»60s when Abstract Expressionism went into a temporary eclipse that logically should have gone to the Abstract Expressionists themselves.

Funny, Branson's reward money came to mind immediately when I read this.

(Funny how quick libertarians are to fleece old Uncle Sam when THEY get to kick the money back to their rich friends.)

When NWEI staffer Liz Zavodsky saw the latest article from Fast Company Exist on the science behind why we should spend money on experiences and not things, she was reminded of her own experiences that have led to great memories, funny stories, and valuable learning moments.

They find it funny when humorous spokespeople types use catchy jingles and tag lines to tell customers they can save money by using their company for their auto insurance needs.

It was funny when we filled out the rental application on the part about landlord references... we owned more rental property than the person we would be renting from... that 1 year of rent proved to be money well spent in my opinion.

So funny, how when the consumer phones you on a property and you offer them the services of a professional Realtor, they frequently say «I will only deal with the listing agent of any property» They must figure they're going to save money doing this....