Sentences with phrase «funny story for»

:) I have a funny story for you.

Usually it turns out fine or if not I have a funny story for next year.

FUNNY STORY FOR LAYLA: I went to MN Ikea and purchased the wicker basket and white flowered plant because Layla had it....

I have a funny story for you regarding floral embellishments and appliques on clothes.

I have a newly 3 year old son and a daughter turning 1 in July, going out is crazy and I do have a funny story for you.

Not exact matches

I thought this was a funny story, one that would make for a great post on Business Insider.

«I am about 40 pages in, my dream is for james franco to play me in the movie» «it is gonna be epic» «it's all gonna be in there» «it is a story of love, a story of invention» «you will laugh, you will cry...» «you're gonna love it» «it's really funny!»

From week to week you'll find my team doing trivia games, telling funny stories, sharing sales highlights of the week, or discussing their focus for the month ahead.

So I think as long as readers — whether they admit it publicly or not — as long as readers have a hunger for true, critical, funny stories about how the system works and about the concentration of money and power in modern society, as long as they have that appetite, then a site like Gawker.com is going to have a continued purpose.

In that vein, once a quarter, Daniel Lubetzky, the founder and CEO of KIND Snacks, sits down with new hires and asks them to tell funny, personal stories, from which he plucks a common theme that becomes the identity for that «class.»

Each afternoon, I stop for five minutes to find the humor in the day or recount a particularly funny story with an employee, or even with a client.

Funny story: I was at a shareholder meeting for a company I'm heavily invested in a couple of years ago.

Americanah by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie: If you're looking for a novel to help you understand the complexities of race in America while also sucking you into a great story, Americanah by the brilliant, funny, and amazing Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie is a great option.

This particular YMCA included, «a great mix of high - end yuppie fitness facility, a wonderful community resource for families, and an old - school residence for disenfranchised men,» so Fey shares a host of funny stories about working the front desk.

I hope that in his next book, Turner does a little more of this, for it transforms his funny, sometimes bizarre anecdotes into more relatable, human stories and makes the reader feel more like a participant and less like an observer.

What I find funny is that a lot of believers have been waiting for this exact story (or at least what it appears to be), a person actively trying to blow up churchs and then getting caught, it just makes it that much sweeter that this guy only wanted to blow these churches up in the name of his own church.

Funny how when an atheist talks about how silly the stories are in the bible they get jumped on for hate mongering.

Just make sure it has a bunch of tear - jerking stories with a few funny stories mixed in for good measure.

A tight and original story, wickedly funny, with well - developed characters and superbly acted, In Bruges is also graphically violent, politically incorrect on steroids, and marked by pitch - perfect but over-the-top profanity that warrants for sensitive souls «trigger warnings» both literal and metaphorical.

One of the funniest themes running through the book is the story of Leonard and Angels, a couple who spend practically the whole weekend reaching the venue and then stay only for a matter of minutes so they can on with the return journey.

While the ears of some people do itch for funny stories, jokes, and encouraging insights based on psychology and current events, the ears of other people itch to hear the latest insight on a difficult Bible passage, or the newest scholarly explanation of a particular word in Scripture.

A funny / perplexing / frustrating story to me is a raw nerve for the one to whom it belongs.

If you think it is silly for me to ask you to prove that other versions of this story do not exist, then you'll understand why we think it's funny for a religiously - minded person to keep stating that it is up to us Atheists to prove that your celestial butterfly does not exist.

(Though it should be noted that at times the story is funny and satirical, with hapless characters who seem more suited for a Shakespearean comedy than the Bible.

The juxtapositions are at times irreverently funny, and for these very reasons are highly effective indirect means of manifesting what has seldom been accomplished in literary renditions of the passion story — the humanity of Jesus.

One of the mistakes I made with my husband was to tell him this story — thinking it would be a funny anecdote for one, and also to just let him know he would be eating any of the grilled meat that hit the ground.

It's funny to tell this story 10 years later, especially when I'm out shopping for our favorite cut that has grown in such popularity that it's no longer as cheap as it used to be at the butcher counter.

Chicken and Egg covers everything from choosing a coop to the miracle of your first egg, and her stories of adventure and hardship with her chickens are engagingly funny, making for an easy, relaxing read.

Just wanted to say thank you not only for your recipes but also for your writing in general: cooking books aren't supposed to be funny, but your little stories make me laugh out loud, more please!

Funny story, when my brother and sister (and myself) were little in the 90's my mom would sometimes buy Salisbury Steak from the grocery story (the Banquet kind) and we would DIE for it!

1 year ago «Homemade Peanut Butter» I recently received a copy of Natalie Slater's book «Bake and Destroy» It is a lovely collection of funny stories, tips and tricks for healthy cooking and of course, fabulous recipe ideas.

I love that you can prepare this ahead of time — perfect for large parties:) And that post-pregnancy story was pretty funny!

Funny story: for the longest time I assumed borscht was gross, even though I had absolutely zero logical basis for thinking that.

I was always allowed to play in the kitchen (there's a funny story from when I was three about a perpetually hungry house guest who used to sneak food from the fridge in the night and a pot of vegetable scraps I'd been cooking for my doll...).

Funny story: I was walking down the promenade the other day after spinning and yoga (which means I was really sweaty), just minding my own business drinking a green juice... and I got flagged down by someone asking me to donate money for dying children.

The story goes that the club's owner encouraged him to perform again and he went on to claim the award for the «Funniest Person in the Twin Cities.»

Funny story - I'm waiting for coconut flour to make a flour less pancake recipe this week and was just starting to wonder... What if I just mixed bananas with two eggs.

The funny thing about this story is that they now ask for raw nuts on a regular basis.

We wont buying any top striker.lets be honest we always be 2 players short of wining the league.thats wenger for u.the man is lost.every year same old storys n funny thing is he has program us fan to think like him

HUMVN, Machine?He made a funny comment in one of the justarsenal stories earlier.He said Arsenal don't need a new CB.Can someone slap me.I was even shocked at the thumbs up he got.I feel so sorry for Arsenal and fans as well.We are really suffering.Till today how people rate Mertesacker is beyond me.The guy is not even a leader by example.I wonder why Hayden was sold as I think he could have surely done better and if Isaac Hayden solves his injury problems we gonna regret selling him.Even aliens know arsenal needs a CB.Aren't you guys tired of always starting the season short of players in positions where needed.It's like some of you want failure but you don't know you want.Arsenal should complete the squad this season.It's a must.

Picture this, we don't come out of the gate firing on all cylinders, Wenger speaks of how there wasn't enough time for the first - teamers to build chemistry, several key players aren't even playing because of Wenger's utterly ridiculous policy regarding players who played in the Confed Cup or the under21s and the boo - birds have returned in full flight... if these things were to happen, which is quite possible considering the Groundhog Day mentality of this club, how long do you think it will take for Wenger to recant his earlier statements regarding Europa... I would suggest that it's these sorts of comments from Wenger which are often his undoing... why would any manager worth his weight in salt make such a definitive statement before the season has even started... why would any manager who fashions himself an educated man make such pronouncements before even knowing what his starting 11 will be come Friday, let alone on September 1st... why would any manager who has a tenuous relationship with a great many supporters offer up such a potentially contentious talking point considering how many times his own words have come back to bite him in the ass... I think he does this because he doesn't care what you or I think, in fact he's more than slightly infuriated by the very idea of having to answer to the likes of you and me... that might have been acceptable during his formative years in charge, when the fans were rewarded with an scintillating brand of football and success felt like a forgone conclusion, but this new Wenger led team barely resembles that team of ore... whereas in times past we relished a few words from our seemingly cerebral manager, in recent times those words have been replaced by a myriad of excuses, a plethora of infuriating stories about who he could have signed but didn't and what can only be construed as outright fabrications... it's kind of funny that when we want some answers, like during the whole contract debacle of last season, we can't get an intelligent word out of him, but when we just what him to show his managerial acumen through his actions, we can't seem to get him to shut - up... I beg you to prove me wrong Arsene

Guests will have the chance to ask any questions they have on what it was like to play for LFC, any funny stories and what they think about the current first team's campaign.

just wanted to thank you for sharing your story and also say how funny it is that we have so many similarities.

Charlie's big brother and sisters have also used it as inspiration for making up stories, which has been very funny for me to listen to and entertaining for Charlie, who has giggled away as the astronaut and rocket ship have adventured on the Moon and Mars.

And it's where we love to hear your funny stories about you breastfeeding your babies, or pumping for your babies, and let's just say things don't exactly go the way you thought they were going to go in your head, something happens, usually something embarrassing.

Funny story: My hubby was looking for a snack one day, and peanut butter being his favorite, he tried and ate one of the peanut butter Boobie Bars ®.

You can't beat the Chicken Soup series for funny, inspirational short stories, and you'll find great ones in this newly released addition to the series.

«Looking for Heroes: One Boy, One Year, 100 Letters» by Raleigh resident Aidan Colvin with his mother, Liisa Ogburn, is a funny, hilarious, inspiring true story of how one Raleigh boy turned a «disability» — dyslexia — into a creative «ability.»

The funny mom admits that even though she put a humorous spin on the story, «I have been embarrassed to write this story for a while, but every time I meet someone in person and tell them they are surprised and feel really terrible for me that I went through it.

It's time for our fun segment here on Newbies and it's called Baby Oops and it's where you guys shared your funny stories of fun things, interesting things, embarrassing things maybe that have happened with this first year with your baby and so this one comes from Rebecca.