This is the first I have
ever heard about a breakfast salad so you are an epic
genius in my eyes I think it is a perfect
idea and would definitely put some of that maple bacon on there.
Every fat cat from Las Lomas Polo is shadowed wherever he goes by five or six escorts, and Spider Salazar is even worse;
ever since he struck it rich he's had himself protected by a troop of thugs trained in Israel, and that night Spider, who hadn't been on a horse for months because he was clogged with cholesterol and had to content himself with watching from the stands, that night Spider, who was completely plastered, ordered them to bring him the most spirited horse, a big, imperious bay called Parsley, and if I say «called,» Agustina princess, it's because no one calls it anything anymore, since in the darkness, the mud, and the commotion, Parsley lost his temper and threw Spider, slamming him against a rock, and then some
genius of a bodyguard, a guy they call the Sucker, had the brilliant
idea of teaching the horse a lesson by blasting it with his machine gun, leaving it riddled like a sieve with its hooves pointing up at the moon, the most pathetic little scene imaginable.
Brian the Carpenter came up with the *
genius *
idea to use 1 - inch dowels and little metal straps so that the backsplash could be removed if we
ever had to get behind there in a hurry.