Sentences with phrase «getting dick»
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'' [Virginia Tech] certainly made plays, but their quarterback got his dick knocked in the dirt.»
We have plenty of ways to get girls to notice us, and they work a lot better than some guy spending extra money to get his dick pic up on the first page.
How can a clearly functioning mind come up with a scene where a guys gets his dick stuck in the throat of a turkey?
Not exact matches
I think one of my favorite ads with them was, I made a video about getting sent dick pics on Snapchat and Twitter and like, «how do people expect you to react to that?»
In my corporate years, all the big swinging dicks earning 6 - figure salaries got lulled into a false sense of security thinking their earning power was all down to their own personal genius.
Forget getting an MBA, swing your dick around the boardroom and see your company reap the rewards.
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@ the real dick Get lost.
No poll tax, Yes on Poll test to get rid of the idiots because having a democracy of idiots is worse than having a dictator, it's more like being surrounded by dick - taters.
Now get along down the road dick brain.
Peevan, I really don't care what you think of me... your insistence that you have to arm yourself with an AK to feel good about your limp dick also gives me the right to say exactly what the fvck I think about your willingness to keep letting kids get killed with your precious penile extention.
He was caught on one of the Nixon tapes agreeing with «tricky dick» that something had to be done about getting rid of the jews ala Adolph Hitler.
The fact that theology is a representation of ourselves and our selfish desires is the basis of something I've said since I left ministry nearly two decades ago: «If given the choice between discussing theology and getting punched in the dick, I'll take the punch in the dick.
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DICK GUEST, FB Got off kick in game with Stanford that traveled 73 yards, put Stanford in bad hole.
The f**k n players got ta take their responsibility also ya damn dick head.
AND FOR GODS HAND AW GO AND GET THE 3 PLAYERS WE NEED AND STOP BEING A DICK
Related: Rams safety tackles Vernon Davis by his dick Related: Knowshon Moreno was crying during the National Anthem of the Chiefs - Broncos game Related: Cordarrelle Patterson gets high five from ref after scoring touchdown Related: Knowshon Moreno does military crawl celebration after crucial first down against Chief Related: Mike Glennon has comical fumble against Panthers in Red Zone Related: Alshon Jeffery with Catch of the Year candidate against Vikings
Let those guys get going, stop dicking around with the musical chairs lineups that include the negative quantity of Tyler Wade, and leave Torres in Scranton until, as Shah suggests, he can be brought up to join a team on which he's not expected to play the savior.
Commenting on the internet doesn't give you a right to act like a dick and get everyone angry.
Get rid of all staff dick law scouts everyone just like Chelsea did with abromavic then USAMANOV IN!
Them's the players we got, ya dick.
Whoever drew this dick wasn't trying to be disrespectful or a troublemaker, they just didn't want anyone to get lost.
if one strayed, the good ones would mentor and coach to get back on track... the dicks just would straight out fire one's ass (no second chances).
Related: Rams safety tackles Vernon Davis by his dick Related: Alshon Jeffery has catch of the year candidate against Vikings Related: Cordarrelle Patterson gets high five from ref after scoring touchdown Related: Knowshon Moreno does military crawl celebration after crucial first down against Chief Related: Vernon Davis hurdles defender en route to touchdown Related: Mike Glennon has comical fumble against Panthers in Red Zone
Junior marines peers get out because they see that they have to be accountable for every dumb swinging dick at all times or their career suffers.
If Ibrahimovic wasn't such a dick I'd be happy to see him come in for a year while Danny gets healthy.
Although I did take an adderall right after fight I have no idea why... I have sucked his dick enough tonight to be rather annoying but I'm not sure Hurd gets the credit he deserves for not gassing out at such a big weight / frame.
I'm sorry but even his 30 years of elite boxing experience means dick when you are on your on the ground without the slightest clue how to get back to your feet, or defend a single submission.
Basics debuchy looks over weight Gibbs - better going forward Kos not fit carrying an inj and will do all the season Mert too slow for any prem team Flamini to old and slow Arteta not a DM DIaby should be done for fraud even dick Turpin wore a mask We are a joke and we need get used to watching Europa league
Get off his dick for averaging 2 more rebound as a point gaurd.
2, Mertesacker — listen, we all know every fekin Tom dick and Harry know it — Mertesacker is clearly shite - why can't Arsene see it??? 3, podolski, our best finisher, better than BENDTNER was but bendtner stayed for almost 3 years beyond his welcome and podolski goes at the first ask!?!? If we get an injury to Roger Sanchez who has carried us for the past 3 months we are literally up shit creek!!!!!
i think he could bring the reform to our transfer system that we need, update it and use his contacts to get the players in that we need at the right price dick law is a fantastic transfer negotiator, and gets a lot of tough deals over the line.
Related: Rams safety tackles Vernon Davis by his dick Related: Knowshon Moreno was crying during the National Anthem of the Chiefs - Broncos game Related: Cordarrelle Patterson gets high five from ref after scoring touchdown Related: Knowshon Moreno does military crawl celebration after crucial first down against Chief Related: Vernon Davis hurdles defender en route to touchdown Related: Mike Glennon has comical fumble against Panthers in Red Zone
If McGregor is stripped Ferguson gets promoted to full champ, injured or not (for precedent see GSP / Whittaker) That means Khabib can fight for the interim title vs Holloway, the legit, lineal LW title belongs to McGregor or Ferguson, Khabib has no claim to it whatsoever without beating one of those two, this whole situation is a complete farce and the only reason you «fans» aren't complaining about it is because you all ride Khabibs dick so hard for some reason.
My dick also gets fibroid on my junk from the relatively dry sex and the fact I have to masturbate often.
Why do I feel like my dick gets chopped off when I say that?
So we need to know how long ago candidate Weiner fell off the dick wagon and whether we can trust him at all to get back on it,» he said, laying out the timeline of Mr. Weiner's confessions — including his People magazine spread claiming to being a changed man — which we now know was published as he was still sexting.
Burnham: crying dick (OK, he got nailgunned).
Someone who cared about party unity would be encouraging a pile on against Republicans instead of stepping on his own dick getting in the way by starting off another round of poo flinging.
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Usually I always get a cold or dick during the winter but I was super lucky this year.
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I just bit the bullet with a dating website again and got to experience my very first Overly Aggressive Guy, who proceeded to insult me by implying that I was only out for dick pics, then when I sent my message to an earlier comment (I hadn't had the pleasure of reading the dick message yet) he decided to send me his phone number and mentioned that I should contact him, though he thought I was acting like I thought I was too good for him.
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