Bolton's ginger supremo Gary Megson didn't manage to bag Reading striker Leroy Lita despite frantically waving # 7m around like a deranged city trader.
Everton's ginger supremo David Moyes remains confident that Joleon Lescott will sign a new Everton deal despite being linked in the «mee - ja» with a move to Arsenal or Manchester United.
Grown - ups in need of something sophisticated, snappy and sexy are in luck, however - to the rescue comes scriptwriting supremo Aaron Sorkin and ginger screen goddess Jessica Chastain.