Sentences with phrase «gives jokes like»

What is it about lawyers that gives jokes like these the ring of truth?

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I like to make jokes like this, given my proximity to a university.

* Chorus * But God can be funny At a cocktail party when listening to a good God - themed joke, or Or when the crazies say He hates us And they get so red in the head you think they're «bout to choke God can be funny, When told he'll give you money if you just pray the right way And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus God can be so hilarious Ha ha

I have it on good authority he said «My wife... is such a comedian, always cracking up the apostles with her naughty jokes... Like did you hear the one she told about the Priest the Rabbi and the Pastor who were discussing how they apporting their collections and the Priest says «We go into the parking lot and draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money up and any that lands in the circle we give to God» and the Pastor says «Yeah, we do almost the same thing but give God anything that falls outside the circle» and the Rabbi looks at them both and says «We do almost the same thing to, draw a circle and throw up the money high into the air and God keeps what God wants...»

First of all, you give me too much credit; no one likes my jokes, or me that much; and secondly, do not presume to know what has been proven to me.

* Chorus * But God can be funny At a cocktail party when listening to a good God - themed joke, or Or when the crazies say He hates us And they get so red in the head you think they're «bout to choke God can be funny, When told he'll give you money if you just pray the right way And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus God can be so hilarious Ha ha Ha ha

Secondly, for anyone who would give credence to a man who dresses up like a Communist Soldier, and says that somehow money should not go to the government but to charity is a joke.

You've got ta be joking with the marks you gave the players at the top of the page, 6's an d 7's and then 8 for Iwobe, what game were you watching, with scores like that we'd have won the game, I think more like 2's and 3's and maybe a 4 for our better players, although I can't think of any, with a 1 for the Manager and 2 for the Ref.

That is a joke of a comment.I wonder what Arsenal fans can defend him apart from his stats when he's at his best.He is average when at his best and very very average at his worst.Stop overhyping this guy.Just so you know I'm not scared to say it like people here.I rank him with the likes of Chamakh and other average strikers who are just being given world class service upfront.I wish he never plays for Arsenal again and its agonising when I ever see him play.France is going out to be honest and it ai nt because he isnt gonna play.

the hard work the modernization of the offense the butt of many, many great jokes the ass - chewings you stood there and took LIKE A BOSS giving us one final time to use you to say «FAU!!!»

Ive made probably more France jokes then anyone over the past couple of years but when it all comes down to it they have given us things like french toast, making out, and New Orleans, so its the least we could do to help them out now IMO.

It's like how my parents can get away with giving my kids Coke slushies in a Cinnabon bowl, but CPS would take me away if I even joked about it.

So I was thinking that Bayern must be the team he wants to go coz man city are a joke in the champions league lol so if it is Man City he wants to play a hand full of games for in the CL, then arsenal shouldn't sanction his transfer coz its not a realistic reason when arsenal are going for the prem this year and are only out CL for the first time in 23 years and City ain't exactly gonna give the CL football he's looking for I mean it's like saying «I wonna go to spurs to win the prem» I wonna slap him

the way some of them have given up in games make me sick the money they get its just a joke and i know i do nt see wverything going on pitch side but i can see other teams players fighting like there lifes depend on it and when i see our team give up so easy im just so disappointed.

We Arsenal fans overrate their player's a lot.No wonder when our players leave to another club eventually their quality always declines even if they're world class.Take a look at all the top players who have left Arsenal and look at their careers.Things start well and end badly.It is unfair to say Sanchez is irreplaceable because none of you can know until you give the chance to another player and no one knew he would have this impact.This should tell you that until you try you can't know.I hate it when we allow players to treat us like this.Why not sell him abroad and get a top winger to replace him instead of allowing him to go for free?How do you know we will or won't win the league with him or if another top winger comes in.We might really really regret this season if the future of some key players are not sorted out.We overrate our players a lot its a joke.

Mustafi was a joke, constantly giving the ball away like when they earned the penalty.

He would crack jokes n all would laugh n say how wonderful he is But when Podolski came, he outdid Wenger For every one joke Wenger gave, Podolski gave four So Wenger is nolonger a hero and is not liked that much.

I have heard — and totally believe — that babies give their first real smiles right when you don't think you can go another day without one (like you're starting to joke about how you want to leave junior out by the dumpster, ha ha?).

He proceeded to tell a story about smuggling Jewish artifacts into the Soviet Union and joked that his own Greek Orthodox beliefs gave him insight into Orthodox Judaism, letting Yiddish words like tzitzis and shul roll off his tongue all the while.

Council houses to be given to people in work, red Ed your joking It might be blue labour, it more like new labour

And like Jeopardy clue writers, crossword - clue writers are given to puns and bad jokes.

There's a running joke among professional dinosaur artists that goes like this: Given just an elephant skeleton, they'd probably render a titanic hamster.

«We joke it's like an online dating system,» says Wyndham of the volunteer network of over 700 engineers and scientists who give their time to various human rights projects.

really not here to play jokes, would like to spend my life that special person, give her love and effection n would l..

That's all well and good, but does slightly fly in the face of the site's main advantage over Tinder and its ilk — that there's space for more than a tweet's worth of information on the profiles.Still, the full profiles and questions are available, and it's free - to - use (with a few irritating ads), making it a worthwhile option for anyone hoping to know a bit more about their dates before meeting up for the first time.Just like online dating before it, dating apps started out as a bit of a dirty secret — how many Tinder profiles joke that they'll want to lie about how you met?But time and ubiquity have meant that apps like Tinder and Grindr are no longer seen as a source of shame, and they're just another of the many ways people can try and meet each other in the modern digital age.It limits you to 12 or so potential matches per day (the exact amount depends on how many Facebook friends you have), giving it a bit more focus than the sprawl of Tinder or Happn.They also just introduced timed matches which give you 24 hours to send the first message otherwise it expires, encouraging users to make matches more quickly.

Some other optional essays give insight into your personality, and you can include topics like travel plans, ideal first dates, hobbies, and even favorite jokes.

How else to explain anti-tofu jokes, a riff on the word dude, and a line like» There's one universal truth, and that is you never give a woman your credit card»?

Seeing as this is one of the only major elements of the film given to Adam Pally, his character feels like he is almost only in the film for this one joke.

This gives us an opportunity for a chase scene on a mountain road that turns out to be, like so much in the film, foreplay, plus some not at all tense would - be thriller moments and one pretty funny joke.

The Look of Silence... I feel like if I joke about this one I'd be warming my seat on the tram to hell so... yeah I'll just give it a 10/10 and move on.

As well as putting everything on the line creatively, Riggan has to manage personal and professional complications arising from clashes with his co-star, an intense, Sean Penn - like Method devoté played by Edward Norton (giving rise to a hilarious Fight Club nod in another meta - joke), an unwise affair with the show's needy ingénue (Andrea Riseborough), and the appearance of his estranged, semi-rehabbed daughter (Emma Stone pictured, below right, like Keaton giving a career - best performance).

He bathes most of the images in frigid blues or traffic light greens, giving the film a unified, thoughtful feel; it almost plays like Solaris but with guns and jokes.

There's a mandatory sequence in which the two try the product after the head dealer (Dave Franco) gives them an ultimatum, and like so many of the gags, it finds itself on the right side of the fine line between pushing the joke too much and hitting the sweet spot.

It gives new angles for Cumberbatch to work, refreshing his performance, and for the first time, Sherlock being high doesn't feel like a joke but a real peril.

Dumb jokes involving a father (Herrmann, Intolerable Cruelty) giving his son his trusty cock ring, recurring depictions of middle - aged kink, accidental chewing on a diaphragm which makes its way into a sandwich, and gross - out gags like Fisher getting a face full of saliva and toothpaste are among the film's «highlights».

Anything more than 95 minutes is asking for quite a bit, and given that the movie only begrudgingly has a plot at all, what we have is a collection of skit - like scenes of two characters doing idiotic things, which does tend to grow tedious after a bit since every joke has the same punch line — these guys are unfathomably dumb.

While the film contains some jokes, it's not much for comedy; the casting of the likes of Chris O'Dowd (Cuban Fury) and Dylan Moran (Good Vibrations) reads as more of a distraction than an attraction, particularly given O'Dowd's dead eyed approach to the material and Moran trying to engage with a register that doesn't suit him in the slightest.

Also, I do think Chris Pratt can play a serious dramatic role, but in a movie like this, where it is very self - serious most of the time, and doesn't give his character much to do, let Chris Pratt make jokes, and release some of the forced tension.

Ultimately, I'm scoring Arthur fairly low compared to other critics, as the one - joke nature of it, and some all - too obvious contrivances, does make it seem like a more ordinary comedy than many critics give it credit for.

And sure enough, when Don tries to give Mike a blowjob (which is treated like a minor joke), it happens off - screen and is resolved by Dave beating the holy hell out of Don.

Rose Byrne is a rising star and for this film, it looks like she has been given a script better than ever before, able to deliver jokes with perfect timing.

Florence Foster Jenkins (2016) may sound like a one - joke contrivance — a rich, generous, arts - loving heiress in 1940s New York City gives private recitals to a select group of high society insiders who never let on to the oblivious woman that she is quite possibly the worst singer to ever trod a stage — but it is both a true story and an unexpectedly tender, touching movie.

Now, I could think of a couple of directors (I don't know why, but the Farrelly brothers come up as a possibility) who could handle jokes like this and give them some kind of heart or understanding.

03, likes to joke that she gave birth three times this year.

(hope is one of the deadly trading sins, check the four horsemen killing your account, article Nial gave us last time) Last time Nial said for trading to work for us we must have «3 ms» that is money, method, mindset and its true.I had the last two but this time i wanted to boost my account (so that i can also trade like a Baller, joke!!)

We joked because no matter what we did to or with him, ranging from dressing him up like a Santa's Elf, howling in unison on a video, or throwing him steaming chunks of turkey, his beautiful «Ol' Poker Face» would never, ever change expression (although his tail would give him away when he got excited; it never beat really fast, but rather like a conductor's baton with the slowest beat imaginable).

As you go along you'll collect companions like a Scotsman collects ginger jokes, and you can have up to three of them tag along at any given time.

I'm eagerly letting my ps plus membership expire at the end of this month, Plus is a joke, I'm not paying a membership fee for games that were released back in 1982, It's november and no mention of any free games for this month, You bragging about the joke of a game you give for free would be like me giving a homeless guy a gallon of milk and a loaf of bread 9 months old and rotton then telling the community I feed the homeless aren't I great..

Honestly it seems that Nintendo don't like Waluigi, they even joke about him getting his own game in April Fools, so I doubt a Waluigi game will happen soon, but I personally think that Nintendo should give the guy a chance and I think Waluigi don't his own game for that, I think put him in Wario series, like WarioWare and Wario Land, is enought, I also don't know what else he could fit, what of kind of game he could be the protagonist, maybe in Mario & Luigi RPG like Dominos post bellow, but still be not that game protagonist.

Instead of giving us a definitive port of the popular Street Fighter II that was spreading through the arcades like wildfire, it gave us the movie version, which was a joke all around.