But little Ed, though his face had turned just as pale as he was before sitting his Year 2 SATs (well, before Master Gove turned them into SPATs), wasn't going to let nasty Flashman and his unusually content - looking band of bad boys sitting at the back of the classroom get away with these «double standards», reminding him of when «he gave a tax cut to his Christmas card list» (and
ran out of
glitter glue), and how «he brought Andy Coulson into Downing Street» (who was promptly sick all over the floor).