The rules for Mr Frodo Bunnykins — who's
gone a bit psycho — are: never leave an electrical cord or rubber thongs
unattended (or they will have millions of tiny chunks bitten out of them... haven't broken it to Husband about his stereo system); don't feed him too much lettuce or he will get diarrhea; and, most importantly, never, ever pat him with salty fingers or he will bite you and draw blood and you will cry and scream
until Mummy gives you a Chupa Chup.