I pledge never to willingly participate in non-High Life - like activities, including but not limited to: male bathing suit shopping,
goatee dying, embroidered golf shirt collar popping, wallet - mirror carrying, denim pant leg rolling, unnecessary nail manicuring, or pet portrait painting.
In 1919, when the playful Dadaist drew a mustache and
goatee on a postcard of the Mona Lisa and named it L.H.O.O.Q., he opened a giant can of double - edged laughter that clearly has yet to
die down.