Sentences with phrase «good joke book»
Unlike the more - concrete awards some teachers provide, this award cost him only the price of a good joke book!
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At any rate, for a bad joke to be the good news is the kind of absurdly hopeful reversal (as in Jesus» wittier parables) that we find often in this surprisingly funny book.
Itâ $ ™ s hot out, and I can think of nothing better to do than sitting on my porch with some friends, overlooking the beautiful Kennebacasis River, smoking my pipe filled with the new Executive Blend tobacco my brother sent me, drinking a fine red wine (preferably Syrah), and talking about the latest books weâ $ ™ ve read, movies weâ $ ™ ve seen, jokes weâ $ ™ ve heard, or thoughts weâ $ ™ ve had.
Lyle delights in practical jokes, the grosser the better, and the wildest parts of the book are his descriptions of the outrages that various Yankees have perpetrated against each other.
«The Best Joke Ever: A Letter from Paul Tough on Whittling Down,» September 28, 2000 «Are there any books I just can't live without?
A coloring book, a favorite joke book, soothing music, and lotions that smell good are a few items that can help engage her senses and calm her emotions.
Light relief was provided both by in - jokes from the books as well as almost caricature portrayals of politicians, with a topical aside regarding funding for a house.
Im easy going funny, i like going to gym, reading some good books, doing jokes and going out for a beer, to cinema, to eat etc..
Films that might have fit this putative strand included the charming but overlong Timeless Stories, co-written and directed by Vasilis Raisis (and winner of the Michael Cacoyannis Award for Best Greek Film), a story that follows a couple (played by different actors at different stages of the characters» lives) across the temporal loop of their will - they, won't - they relationship from childhood to middle age and back again — essentially Julio Medem - lite, or Looper rewritten by Richard Curtis; Michalis Giagkounidis's 4 Days, where the young antiheroine watches reruns of Friends, works in an underpatronized café, freaks out her hairy stalker by coming on to him, takes photographs and molests invalids as a means of staving off millennial ennui, and causes ripples in the temporal fold, but the film is as dead as she is, so you hardly notice; Bob Byington's Infinity Baby, which may be a «science - fiction comedy» about a company providing foster parents with infants who never grow up, but is essentially the same kind of lame, unambitious, conformist indie comedy that has characterized U.S. independent cinema for way too long — static, meticulously framed shots in pretentious black and white, amoral yet supposedly lovable characters played deadpan by the usual suspects (Kieran Culkin, Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally, Kevin Corrigan), reciting apparently nihilistic but essentially soft - center dialogue, jangly indie music at the end, and a pretty good, if belated, Dick Cheney joke; and Petter Lennstrand's loveably lo - fi Up in the Sky, shown in the Youth Screen section, about a young girl abandoned by overworked parents at a sinister recycling plant, who is reluctantly adopted by a reconstituted family of misfits and marginalized (mostly puppets) who are secretly building a rocket — it's for anyone who has ever loved the Tintin moon adventures, books with resourceful heroines, narratives with oddball gangs, and the legendary episode of Angel where David Boreanaz turned into a Muppet.
Talking about the project's origins, Anderson teasingly tied in some of Phantom Thread's plot, joking that he hadn't been feeling well and noticed «a love and affection» from his wife he hadn't seen in a while, adding: «So, I called Daniel to say, «I think I have a good idea for a movie...» One thing lead to another and then we had fashion books all over our house and we kept talking, writing and then things kept going, going and going until it seemed impossible to stop.
Based on the comic book series, the film made more than $ 400 million at the international box - office and was spurred by good word of mouth (despite the controversy surrounding a poorly timed joke during the film's climax).
Unfortunately, the TV adaptation «Living Biblically» owes more to typical sitcom writers than the Book of Luke, although Ian Gomez and David Krumholtz have a sinfully good time playing two - thirds of a joke about a priest, a rabbi and a minister walking into a bar.
It's an ironic target considering the fact that Keaton, Norton and Stone have all performed in comic book movies but because of that subtle irony, the jokes work even better.
No joke — one of the best books I've ever read!
Writing the book was also a way to answer a question that dogged me — what would happen if, like my parents sometimes joked, they sent me home to the Caribbean for the summer, and left me there for good.
A priest, a rabbi and a best - selling author walk into a book... nope, it's not a joke, it's the summary of the forthcoming novel by Tuesdays with Morrie author Mitch Albom.
She had joked that there should be a version of the classic children's book Goodnight Moon for adults that includes sentiments like «Good night cares of the day, good night worries about tomorrow, good night laptop!&raGood night cares of the day, good night worries about tomorrow, good night laptop!&ragood night worries about tomorrow, good night laptop!&ragood night laptop!»
Louis Sachar is the bestselling author of the award - winning novel Holes, as well as Stanley Yelnats» Survival Guide to Camp Green Lake, There's a Boy in the Girls» Bathroom, Dogs Don't Tell Jokes, and the Marvin Redpost series, among many other books.
The contributors didn't want the party to end (this was fun), and so, we went to our local recording studio and spent two days recording the best jokes and stories from the book.
Instead, contribute recommendations for other people's books, tips and pointers, or the occasional joke, as well as information about your book when it's relevant to the conversation.
With cute and silly dog illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.Special Note: The images are optimized for the best color and vibrancy on e-readers, phones, computers, and tablets.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.Funny jokes from this book... Q: What is a dog's favorite food?A: Anything that is on your plate!
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I like to joke that Amazon knows me better than my mom, but seriously, it's scary how good they are at selling me books.
While the funny short film has a lot of great moments, I think the best use of actual events from the book to make a cat joke is at the 1:08 mark when the cat playing Peeta Mellark says, «Dogs chasing cats, eh?
Make sure to keep an eye out for easter eggs and not - incredibly - subtle references to Monkey Island and other adventure games, as well as just some good old nerd jokes and 80s references sprinkled throughout the dialogue, the background, and even the titles of books in the library.
We talked about Kuo's early exposure to Fort Thunder as a student at RISD, how wild and elegant color is, My Chemical Romance making good on their promises as a band, the lineage of emo, the best time of day to paint, getting into self - publishing, the new Obama portrait, anxiety and jokes, literally biting your tongue, how Peter Halley has made the same painting for decades and why that's the one of the most audacious radical painting moves out there, Kuo's band HEX MESSAGE, why Bart Simpson is still on every single thing in the zine tent at the New York Art Book Fair, Jeremy Lin and bootleg merch beef, Kuo's two - person exhibition «It Gets Beta» with Scott Reeder in 2015, avoiding knuckleheads so you can enjoy watching sports, being the last generation who for some reason is still afraid of selling out, his own roundball podcast Cookies, and embracing the simulation.
His work, which combines jokes and commentary, can be found on greetings cards, in books and in magazines, as well as in galleries.
The book opens with a quote, Harriet's own letter to the editor: «All intellectual and artistic endeavors, even jokes, ironies, and parodies, fare better in the mind of the crowd when the crowd knows that somewhere behind the great work or the great spoof it can locate a cock and a pair of balls.»
Given that The Blue Book is edited by law students, and law students being... well, law students, it should come as no surprise to learn that «the definitive style guide for legal citation» is sprinkled with inside jokes.
And if you want to better understand how the public views lawyers so as to better ingratiate yourself to potential clients, get a book of lawyer jokes.
Yesterday morning an acquaintance said she wished she knew where to find a good lawyer joke book for her boyfriend, a law school student.