Sentences with phrase «good joke for»

From my perspective, there is only about one good joke for every two that fizzle, but when it amuses, it is laugh - out - loud hilarious.

If there's a widespread problem in modern American comedies, it's that readiness to give up a good joke for some sorry excuse for a moral about family values, friendship, being yourself, yada yada yada.

In the humor section, you have to find a good joke for the other person.

In the humor section, you have to find a good joke for the other person.

Good joke for a public board.

Not exact matches

Emma Stone won best actress for the musical, and «Manchester by the Sea» star Casey Affleck was named best actor on a night where U.S. President Donald Trump was the butt of numerous jokes, capping a Hollywood awards season marked by fiery protests at his policies.

If your business model revolves more around river tours and large bodies of water, the mighty kraken, complete with lots of morbid jokes about your service to the creature, ferrying tourists to feed its unending hunger for human flesh, may do a better job of making your employees feel like they are part of something greater.

Fast - food employees have been the butt of jokes for decades, and with good reason — with annual turnover for the industry topping as much as 50 percent, running a shift can be like monitoring an unruly detention hall.

He even joked, in a 2008 letter to his Berkshire Hathaway (brk - a) shareholders, that the best thing a clairvoyant economist in 1903 could have done for future investors would have been to go to Kitty Hawk and shoot down Orville Wright.

Everyone loves a good joke, but the workplace is no place for off - color humor.

Asked how he felt after four years in the embassy, he said «pale» and joked he would be a good candidate for medical study since he was otherwise healthy but had not seen the sun in over four years.

The old joke is that Android is for poor people, and while that's not wrong, allowing more people to own a good smartphone isn't exactly a bad thing.

When CN started setting the standard for railway performance, industry watchers joked that the company was lucky enough to have two of the best CEOs in the business.

It's exactly like the old joke about the guy who is searching for his lost keys under the nearest street lamp: not because that's where he thinks he lost them but because the light is so much better there.

Using inside jokes, running jokes or well - known references makes it easier for an audience to identify with the scenario you're creating.

He anticipates that many employees will opt in to 2G Tuesdays — 2G Mondays just didn't sound nearly as catchy, he jokes — to get a better understanding of what the internet feels like for people in different parts of the world and to help report issues and make suggestions that his team might not have thought of.

The Russian leader joked about rape as recently as February, has boasted that his country's prostitutes are the best in the world, and has put down women for menstruating.

Mr. Buffett's annual letter is combed over for its investment advice and folksy wisdom as well as a few corny jokes.

That is not a joke as a lot of paperwork is required to be get to that, which only strengthens our admiration for quite possibly the best broker we've ever seen.

But I will say this, the best ideas are solving interesting problems and needs for other people, whether it's a Chris Rock joke or Amazon product, so you need to be able to figure out those needs and problems as quickly and strategically as possible, and there are methods for accomplishing this — whether it's being able to identify needs as an anthropologist might, smallify big problems, or utilize constraints.

Chris if you agree that it is valid that enforcement is a joke then what are the regulations good for?

I can give you a good joke, if your wife was having a bad day, all you got ta do is knock on the door of your other wife for a good time.

At any rate, for a bad joke to be the good news is the kind of absurdly hopeful reversal (as in Jesus» wittier parables) that we find often in this surprisingly funny book.

I love to watch Christmas pageants and so few churches do them anymore (for good reason: that amount of work is no joke).

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Like anything, jokes can be used for good or ill.

Religion is such a joke that anyone who is willing to write stuff and exaggerate about it and make someone feel good that's religion for you in a nut shell.

The good thing is, Donald Trump will find a way to take credit for this and we get to watch his joke of a life unravel some more.

I'm also female, Scandinavian, a little too altruistic for my own good and quick with a bad joke.

Guess now Thoughts will hate me for that and am joking now although no sure if to fast from joking as well during fasting Ramadan therefore may God forgive me...

He calls attention to Thomas Aquinas» contention that play and delight taken in play are necessary for exchanges and interchanges of human life, and he concludes that «the common good requires, and hence the natural law requires, the making of jokes and the staging and enjoyment of entertainment.»

Again, there was that simple wise man, who worked for the Good under the form of a joke.

I think his political retirement is a good idea for Tibet, like how the dalai lama focusing on Tibet's environment... here is a funny joke I saw about the Dalai Lama retiring, http://ponderingstuff.com/2011/03/19/dalai-lama-retires-groupon/

Weather you believe or not (I open my eyes every day) so it's not hard to All will stand before the lord on the day of reckoning which man will no doubtedly usher in and those who don't believe or against god will try to wage war on the almighty to no avail, only to be left in ruins... the great Satan (adversary) will be all who oppose god in battle, that serpent of old is still here today, we live in the middle of a brood of vipers and this website is part of the venom aimed at distorting the faithfuls belief as well as a an agonist for those who wish to continue to disbelieve... CNN is anti god To my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belief?

A senior New Testament scholar may speak for most believers when he remarks that «Thiering's exotic fantasy would be a rollicking good joke, were it not so sad that the public, ignoring the Gospels, lap up this total rubbish.»

It is a sad joke that has lost its reason for being on this earth and has done more harm than good.

What a joke, for those who trust the market, well, todays over priced healthcare is the perfect example trusting the market.

But we do joke sometimes that she should contact her Union for representation for better working conditions; 0)

«There better not be a check in there,» my wife joked, probably picturing them struggling for years to balance their checkbook and getting confused.

There were plenty of alcoholic and no alcoholic drinks on offer, I immediately went for the apple juice which is produced on the estate and it was no jokes the best apple juice I have ever tasted!

The media is always trolling for the next viral thing — they enjoyed pretending that stoners would love the Cap’n Crunch Delights (as I also did a moment ago — probably a good sign, that there's an obvious joke).

«The name was the result of a joke — my dad said our seasoning blend made food so good that you would go home and slap ya mama for not cooking that great,» Walker explains.

I'm not joking when I say there are so many more dinners besides this sampling... the possibilities are endless, but this is a good start if you want some inspiration for your Whole30.

from my experience, living in hummus - land (no joke, I'm originally from Jerusalem, Israel, now in Tel Aviv) it is better to find a bag of frozen pre-cooked chickpeas, and cook them for an extra 20 - 30 minutes until they are very soft.

The special occasion was the company of each other and reminiscing about our collective past and sharing dreams for the future — in addition, there were always plenty of funny jokes and good - natured ribbing to go around.

We joke about how our future kids» friends will react when they stay for dinner and then find out we're having dahl... Iguess I better get working on a back up healthy mac & cheese...

I'm constantly looking for good cookbooks that have recipes that are quick like this - so often though they're marketed towards students and include «joke» recipes about frozen food in microwaves.

Jokes to the side, this is some of the best vegetarian - tajin - things I've ever had and probably the best thing I've ever cooked for myself.

I make these «sugar» cookies...... That The Fit Betty actually created for me, using coconut flour, stevia, coconut oil and flax... And holy hell they're good but I just can not make them anymore because I wind up eating 8 of them, no joke.

As for Giroud I hope what I'm hearing is not true.You get the feeling that once Lacazette starts scoring he just won't like it.He's also another overrated player who's also hear because of Wenger's kindness.Apart from the fact that he's good with his head I don't see the positives of keeping here and even Welbeck.We need players who can push Lacazette to perform and these are just not the players.They are more of rotation players.Do you think if Welbeck and Giroud were at top form they can challenge Laca at his best?I always laugh at our strikers though.On one hand, one doesn't fit our style of play but at least he can finish.On the other hand, the one who fits our style of play can't even score a goal.I can't believe we are joking with such a crucial role.I'm sick and tired of seeing average strikers in the club.It's been painful watching the likes of Bendtner and Chamakh already.Now I have to cope with this.