Sentences with phrase «good old joke»

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The old joke is that Android is for poor people, and while that's not wrong, allowing more people to own a good smartphone isn't exactly a bad thing.

It's exactly like the old joke about the guy who is searching for his lost keys under the nearest street lamp: not because that's where he thinks he lost them but because the light is so much better there.

We all know them: the good old fashioned friendships created when we chit - chat, hang - out, joke, and have fun with co-workers.

To the other... rest easy in knowing that I think being spiritual is a joke as well; but that is because I am an Atheist so I find Religious people even more amusing I don't need fear of an invisible angry old man to scare me into being a good person; I do good things because I am a good person and don't need an instruction manual.

He became a trickster and played all sorts of jokes not only upon his playmates, but upon older folk as well.

Weather you believe or not (I open my eyes every day) so it's not hard to All will stand before the lord on the day of reckoning which man will no doubtedly usher in and those who don't believe or against god will try to wage war on the almighty to no avail, only to be left in ruins... the great Satan (adversary) will be all who oppose god in battle, that serpent of old is still here today, we live in the middle of a brood of vipers and this website is part of the venom aimed at distorting the faithfuls belief as well as a an agonist for those who wish to continue to disbelieve... CNN is anti god To my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belief?

Professional jesters amused the audience with their jokes, sometimes appearing disguised as foreigners, whose dialect and peculiarities they imitated, and at other times mimicking old women, or well - known and eccentric individuals.

guy couldnt pass the ball wright, can not shot, not just he missing chances but he miss the ball all the time, slowing the tempo, no pace no speed old story, on one on one no way he can pass the player, dribble like my grandma... and you tell me how the guy with this attributes can be no. 1 striker and play in the best league in the world and probably one of the best clubs in the world... as long as i am alive i would ask myself how giroud stray in arsenal and be no. 1 striker... even my little cousin make a jokes about him, its obvious like a day... guy is laughingstock!!!

that's a joke but series I think Marco Silva has something about him with our players I think he get things rite and if not him there's tuchel or Henry, bergkamp or vieria if not experienced enough then go get Carlo antellotti if not him try Wagner at Huddersfield our own Klopp Jesus there loads we should got pep he wanted it and he wanted Henry as no 2 then we messed up that we should got klopp den we messed up that like it's time for change im 36 years age and since I was 16 I backed wenger it's time I'm tired tipy tapy even Laurent Blanca be good I'm getting to old but please mr arsenal board chips sausages gazides anyone make the order and bring back 89

Gabriel for all his mistakes is better than Mertesacker, Holding and Chambers.His only problems were communication and decision making.His sale was pointless.He's now left us with three inconsistent defenders in Mertesacker, Chambers and Holding.Why am I not shocked that Wenger plays Monreal over some of these ones.The Ox loss to me is a big loss.There are players which every team's defender will find difficult to handle and Ox is one of them.He provides us with so much cutting edge.However, I hope we buy a winger and not a wing back when he's sold.Our formation is a joke and I'm hoping we revert back to our old system.Those also calling for Reiss Nelson to replace him haven't learn their lessons.It'll probably be too late when it comes back to haunt us.

Red Bull team principal Horner joked in Melbourne that the best sounding car of the weekend was a 12 - year - old backmarker Minardi.

Basics debuchy looks over weight Gibbs - better going forward Kos not fit carrying an inj and will do all the season Mert too slow for any prem team Flamini to old and slow Arteta not a DM DIaby should be done for fraud even dick Turpin wore a mask We are a joke and we need get used to watching Europa league

Must be a joke; should be ashamed to even mention this game again... I need a good drink after what i read and shut my computer... Someone said we should not complain as Chelsea flopped 2 years ago... So, yeah, we should as well and accuse referrees... I'm out guys... The season is over, what we fighting for, 6 to 12 place... Liverpool can't finish behind us, we have no consistency nor game, just pass the ball like academy 6 year old do, passing the ball... Instead to put the damn ball behind the net, contrrol the ball and never score means no control of the game nor the ball, it should be behind frekin net...

This is your doing Wenger, you old stubborn a22hole The tactical deficiencies of Arsenal are a joke, forget about horrible transfer windows, not playing the right players in the right spots, not bringing in subs fast enough to change the game, not seeing that Cazorla was not able to defend the Liverpool onslaught in the first half and at least switching him with Ramsey who can run and defend with the best of them.

Many even joke that a Frenchman brought back to the old continent from Japan in the distant 1996 can't teach the English how to play any better than they already know.

Sharing that she and fellow author and friend Ann Patchett both had older husbands who absolutely adored them (Patchett's second husband is 16 years older than she), she said they often joked that if they couldn't make their marriages work, well, no marriage would work.

The terrible twos is no joke... having a 6 and 8 year old as well I already know that this is just -LSB-...]

He cracked some jokes which went down well with the (admittedly friendly) crowd, and pulled out some old lefty classics to get them purring - actually quoting Karl Marx at one point.

He had better jokes, an old line about why he asks the questions («the clue's in the title») and won on the substance.

«It's weird to me, a little bit, that officials and writers joke about it good - naturedly, like they're talking nostalgically about an old sitcom: coming up after «Happy Days,» it's «Three Men in a Room,»» he said, to laughter and applause.

IN THIS POST: Dress: Target (super old) Shirt: J.Crew (one of the best tees ever) Boots: Couldn't tell you where they're from (love these) Earrings: The Pearl Source Clutch: Saint Laurent Sunglasses: Amazon (nope, still not joking)

Born in los angeles - raised in rhode island I have been told I have an old soul which probably explains why I get along with and relate to people older than me better than people my age... Dirty jokes are awesome, just because I tend to be an adrenaline junkie Most of my jobs have been in...

im fun outgoing, love joking around but can be very serious, im a good listener, know which buttons to push lol, im here to meet older women who knows how to take control, but not all the time, so come on lets chat and see where it leads.

12 Things You Should Know Before Dating an Older Guy Like a fine wine, we get better with age and also still laugh at fart jokes.

I'm single 25 years old and i live alone.i love playing sports to keep fit.I am a hair stylist and i love to be with good people who love to crack joke because i love to hear funny things.

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What was even better was that my four - year - old son even got the jokes and was able to appreciate them along with me.

Cycles through the same old cliches, like squares accidentally being dosed with drugs, overzealous pharmacists blaring out sensitive medical information (nothing like a good ol' venereal disease joke), and climactically scotched weddings.

Like «Old School,» the jokes hit the mark because they're based in well - conceived characters.

He regularly joked in a mordant way that when he went to a college reunion and told his old friends that he was a high - school teacher, they responded, «Come on, Fred, you always were a good joker.

The writing team of John Knoll, Gary Whitta, Chris Weitz and Tony Gilroy built the entire storyline around an old fanboy joke: Why in Palpatine's name would the Empire make its ultimate weapon, the Death Star, go supernova with a single well - placed shot?

Douglas herself provides a link to the old world the film idealizes: her grandfather Melvyn, in a different Lubitsch film, told Greta Garbo an even better joke than the one from Cluny Brown that serves as a key line for Owen Wilson's character.

Final Verdict: Still the same male - orientated nude-fest, but it wears its crassness on its sleeve and bags the best jokes since the old cast bowed out of the series.

I'm not even sure this is a KID»S movie, because many of the jokes will go right over the little monkey's heads, which is good for us older folks.

The Buzz: As with every other Murphy comedy released since... oh... 1985, the jokes are broad and offensive more often than actually funny — but Murphy's nothing if not an old pro, and you can count on his delivery being good for at least a handful of chuckles.

A scene at a dance where Yelchin appears in an orange knit hoochie suit (that he bought from the joke store) captures some of the awkwardness of dances for a 13 - year - old, though I suspect the sequence only seems good in comparison to the rest of the film.

As well, sexual comments, innuendo and some profanities are included on various occasions, especially when the Old Trailhands decide to go out with a bang by doing a routine of «bad jokes.»

Nelson is a natural in the role, subtly establishing the sense of ego and vulnerability and self - aggrandizement in the character with brave intimacy, and Basil Harris is just as good as the old friend he attempts to woo back, resigned to Nelson's pushy sense of entitlement and slowly falling into old rhythms of offhanded joking.

Overly sentimental, and not ambitious in the least, the film is a crowd pleaser with well - placed grumpy old man jokes that won't force audiences to think much (or at all).

'' Red 2» took all the tropes that the audience wants to see (car chases, veteran actors joking about how old they all are, and good looking newcomers) and did them all well.

Beyond that, however, the new Baywatch can't decide how best to adapt this old - school guilty pleasure, so it chucks a bunch of f - bombs, dick jokes, and gross out gags, creating a crude comedy that's more often repulsive than fun.

The central joke is that soccer is such a simple game that cavemen could have invented it and the central sentiment is that good old - fashioned teamwork can overcome the challenge of flashier betters.

He even manages to make funny the old joke about the good news being that the boat is sinking and everyone will die.

by Walter Chaw There's an old joke from «Hee Haw» about crossing a potato with a sponge: «It didn't taste too good, but boy did it soak up the gravy!»

Watching the two aging actors step back into the ring decades later is not only embarrassing for them, but the audience as well, particularly when the movie is built around a bunch of unfunny old geezer jokes and lame callbacks to their respective boxing characters.

Overall, the film does have a good ensemble including Cloris Leachman as a 95 - year - old who appreciates the dirty jokes, taking off with them; Charles Grodin, who as an emcee is embarrassed by him; and Patti LuPone who makes faces whenever she is in contact with him.

At its best (Funny People, maybe), this approach imbues lowbrow humor with genuine pathos; at its worst, as with Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart's feature - length (and Apatow - free) 2015 prison - rape joke Get Hard, it veers into plain old homophobia.

There's an old joke that the best cars for teenagers are those that get terrible gas mileage (so they can't afford to drive too far from home), are built like tanks (for safety reasons), and seat just one person (to keep distractions to a minimum).

Looks are a subject of taste, but the front of the thing looks like a joke, the high trim line over the front, just makes it look weird to me, the older ones were way better looking IMO.

Teens who've read his short story «The Fall of the House of Usher» and want more creepy old houses haunted by revenge - seeking, bloodsoaked - dress - wearing gals — but with less onerous vocabulary and more running jokes about Ghostbusters — can't do better than Anna Dressed in Blood by Kendare Blake.