He is also the kind of actor that adds that subtle back -
ground joke to every moment.
Not exact matches
I have it on good authority he said «My wife... is such a comedian, always cracking up the apostles with her naughty
jokes... Like did you hear the one she told about the Priest the Rabbi and the Pastor who were discussing how they apporting their collections and the Priest says «We go into the parking lot and draw a circle on the
ground and throw all the money up and any that lands in the circle we give
to God» and the Pastor says «Yeah, we do almost the same thing but give God anything that falls outside the circle» and the Rabbi looks at them both and says «We do almost the same thing
to, draw a circle and throw up the money high into the air and God keeps what God wants...»
Carrot Cake Fruitcake in BetterBaking.com Recipe Archives I am going
to spare you the usual fruitcake
jokes (bricks, door stoppers et al) and cut
to the high
ground.
freshly
ground pepper (that's 50
to 60 turns of the pepper mill, no
joke).
With just hours
to spare Chelsea were looking like being one of the biggest
jokes of deadline day after the Ross Barkley saga, but the England international and title winning Leicester midfielder was rushed
to the Chelsea's Cobham training
ground for a late medical yesterday and the deal was completed with minutes
to spare.
time
to throw in the towel... we are a ffing
joke... would imagine pea is running for the nearest dortmund training
ground
the ones behind him are the fans,,,, do arsenal players really train at all... I mean have you seen their training picds, they look like models who are just there
to promote the puma brand, how can one perform extensive training while wearing a beard that reaches the
ground - giroud, or leggies looking like a woman - ozil, and they smile, laugh and crack
jokes all through out... what a pity..., coaches like capello would have shot some players dead
Absolute
joke with the sale of ox and Gibbs we have made money gazidis wenger lied
to are faces again we have some extremely wealthy men at are club and Stan is on about spending 3 billion on the rams for a new
ground if any one still backs these muppets it's time for u
to get out of are club with them if it means I have
to take a banner every week
to get these idiots out that's what I'll do bring back David dean please
UPDATE: The speaker was apparently making a bit of a
joke here, recalling that he had used the same lines at this event last year, but in reference
to the lack of movement on redevelopment at
Ground Zero, which is in his district.
Despite the fact that the researchers sampled a massive international audience in making this judgment, the winning
joke revolved around New Jersey residents: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls
to the
ground.
(Fresh vegetables, Piccard
jokes, are
to be enjoyed on the
ground.)
There are a bunch of people touting this energy and connection
to the physical earth as the «next big thing in healing», and they've called it «Earthing»: literally the practice of sitting or laying on the
ground, shoes off, mind off, heart on (I could turn that into a terrible
joke but I'm going
to keep some shred of dignity).
What makes almost every
joke land, however, is their
grounding in realistic (ish) relationships; beneath the arterial bloodspray and zombie masquerade balls lies a simple, poignant exploration of what it means
to be an outsider.
Trevor is also Diana's first male acquaintance, and the relationship between the two proves
to be fertile
ground for
jokes as well, causing the film
to veer towards romantic comedy at times.
This
ground - floor window of a modern and sterile building, an invisible barrier of progress, forces the man
to walk
to the entrance
to receive his desired light; the shot, at once a
joke and a lament, indicates the presence of a master.
This isn't
to say that Stillman has hit the
ground running immediately; there are storylines that never come
to anything,
jokes that don't land, and the picture's genuinely ugly, lit for the most part like a summertime flashback in a Lifetime movie of the week.
First we have pop culture
jokes, which are unavoidable, and I'm not a «South Park» snob who won't laugh at a pop culture
joke that has nothing
to do with plot, although I wouldn't say Apatow is breaking new
ground here by making the one - off
joke about how Robin Williams is hairy.
Writer / directors John Francis Daley and Jonathan M. Goldstein (creators of the Horrible Bosses movies) put a lot of energy into crafting R - rated
jokes, without ever
grounding them in anything
to give them context or meaning.
Equally tedious are the uninspired gags that score simply by aiming as low
to the
ground as possible (cripple
jokes, retard
jokes, gay
jokes, etc; if the movie's main target wasn't straight white guys, this might get offensive).
I am wholeheartedly certain there are quite a few
jokes I didn't catch on
to for this very reason, but I don't have an axe
to grind at all, because a movie this funny is simply precious.
As long as Phillips and his team don't take this as an opportunity
to attempt
to adapt the entire Killing
Joke comic into a movie, I'm interested in seeing what they do with this because the idea of the Joker once being a failed stand - up makes sense if you're trying
to keep him in a
grounded, somewhat realistic world.
It's basically a
grind fest
to unlock all the heroes unless you pay for them... which is a
joke because they should all be free and you just pay for outfits etc..
The save antennae also play host
to one of the game's most enduring
jokes: videogames aren't videogames in Barkley's future — they're vidcons, the kind of contraction that it's easy
to see earnest forum types debating into the
ground.
The title became a self fulfilling prophecy - $ «and an industry
joke — and it took a full fifteen years of development before it finally came out, where it was far from the
ground breaking first person shooter it had been built up
to be.
While Naughty Dog's franchise portrays all sorts of adventures across the globe, following a more «relaxed» character (I'm saying this because Nate always cracks
jokes left and right, which I always enjoy), this reboot of Tomb Raider is more
grounded to reality (well, mostly).
After a little while of slowly
grinding away at some of the fodder enemies and taking the difficulty back down
to Normal, that very same boss became a
joke.
The man who used
to joke that he «lives at 30,000 feet» has been well and truly
grounded.
A man who used
to joke that he lived «at 30,000 feet» is well and truly
grounded.
Forgive me for passing up the chance
to beat the exploding battery
joke into the
ground.