Sentences with phrase «haemorrhoid cream»

There was the man whose porn magazines were taken from his hand luggage and another whose haemorrhoid cream was pulled out in front of his new partner just before heading off for a romantic break.

Similarly, says Bachrach, the doctorly, Latinate Anusol (a haemorrhoid cream, pronounced «an - yoo - sol») has not supplanted its rival, Preparation H, named back in the days when you didn't say «haemorrhoid» in polite company.