Not exact matches
Don't worry, I've pre-written
at least 52 possible versions of what could
happen and contracted a ghost - tweeter to shoot off some snarky
jokes on my behalf.
So I told her about my dream and then tried to crack a few
jokes at my own expense, «oh, can you even imagine that
happening?»
No one knows for certain what
happens after death, but if someone makes a lame «
joke»
at my expense, I am not afraid to make a «
joke» myself.
He already knew
at end of days (that's your generation, it started in 1948 when Israel became a Nation) that you'd refuse to hear His truth because you are so concerned with your flesh bodies, believing life is all there is, you care less what
happens to you because you believe Jesus is a big
joke... Folks, big bang never
happened unless you watch Batman and Robin.
Could you guys stop with these squad Alexis should and will leave he as won everything except the premier league and if we want to be honest with our selves we all know it won't
happen at Arsenal the big
joke of a club.
I just can't believe that we have become a
joke we always start the season well then have a bumpy December and by the time Feb comes our form has taken a dip and we get kicked out of all competitions except for that valuable top 4 that the board loves so much... ultimately if Arsenal want to compete again we need changes from the bottom up... Kroenke and his board need to go cause clearly for them profits matter more than trophies... Wenger needs to go for his lack of tactical naus guy has been using the same fornation since I was in high school and I'm doing my honours in accounting now... our medical team must all go our players always get injured and they never come back in time (take a look
at Santi) players like Coquelin Theo Mesut Gabriel Gibbs Giroud just to name a few need to go they're just not good enough seriously these players lack fight tactical Discipline and tactical awareness...
at the end of the day change needs to
happen things can't keep going like this for us....
Lucky to draw
at Everton (Defense), 2 pts lost Tied away to newly promoted Leicester (Defense), 2 pts lost Should have beaten City @ Home (Defense), 2 pts lost Tied
at home to an even sh *** er Spurs (Defense), 2 pts lost Why even show up
at Stamford Bridge as we can't beat a Mourinho Chelsea team (Defense), 3 pts lost Tied @ home to Hull SERIOUSLY (Defense), 2 pts lost Allowed Swansea to comback when we're leading (Defense), 3 pts lost Man Utd's worst side ever beat us @ HOME (Defense), 3 pts lost and BIGGEST
JOKE SO FAR We all know what
happened at Stoke... (Defense) and most recently tied away to weaker Liverpool team when we had the lead and conceded in injury time with more than half our team being defensive players
at the time, (Defense)
Arsenal is a
joke if you look
at the stats hardly anyone has had a regular game this season, and the 7 unbeaten run of games HUH come on apart from Chelsea who lost to City
at home and Crystal Palace which were beaten last 7 games in a trot managed to beat Chelsea and they drew with Roma
at home for god sake, any way what i'm trying to say is we relay didn't have any real competition this season apart from Liverpool and look what
happened there
«It's awesome, we used to
joke that we all might end up
at the same club one day, but none of us really believed it would
happen,» said Reus.
So with the newborn I had no clue it is just all left off my brain as to how to do a latch correctly and all that so that was a little surprising with having a second one but I kind of [inaudible] goals out the window with my second because I knew I had gone three years
at that point was my first that it was just like you know I would just nurse as long as she wants to nurse and you know whatever
happens,
happens, I'm fine and we
joked because my second was much more independent we
joked that she would've wean more sooner than her older sister which almost
happened because my oldest nurse for almost 5 years.
One of the things that
happened almost any time I found myself nursing in a restaurant in the company of someone who had never nursed or fed a baby by any means
at all, is that they would crack a «dairy
joke.»
I've always wondered what
happens if you show up
at a bank with a great big check, especially a great big check for $ 89 million» Dyster
joked.
At a gathering of political donors, hosted this year by Earle I. Mack, a real estate developer, Mr. Pataki
joked that some things simply
happened every four years: the Olympics, for instance, and George Pataki's visiting New Hampshire.
The speech typically includes an argument that Success values progressive educational values over test scores, a
joke about what might
happen if Success students were allowed to voluntarily attend school, and a swipe
at the de Blasio administration.
«Look what
happened at Labour conference,» writes Danny, in what I'm sure is a
joke.
Online dating profiles may begin as
jokes or time wasters
at work or good deeds on behalf of single, lonely friends whose digital picture you
happen to have in your hard drive.
A one -
joke movie if ever there was, but the
joke happens to be a good one — a Tracy - and - Hepburn - style battle of the sexes in which Kate can fly and blast through walls — and director Ivan Reitman (who made Ghostbusters) feels
at home with the mix of screwball and supernatural.
There are more than a few stretches when nothing much
happens save for getting one group of people to the next backdrop for a sex
joke or sight gag (frequently
at the expense of a freewheeling couple played by Gina Gershon and Gary Cole).
Even the juvenile audience this is ostensibly aimed
at will realize that there's nothing
happening behind all the sound and fury and fart
jokes.
But some terrible things
happen, leaving a depressed Deadpool to crash on the couch
at Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters making for some hilarious camp X-Men
jokes fall in to place.
Either Adam Pally's Tim Robbins live - blogging is an elaborate 8 - hour endurance practical
joke at the expense of the Shawshank Redeption star, or it actually
happened.
Better still, when they're called out for their unnecessary whining, as
happened when Looper's director, Rian Johnson, got audibly frustrated
at one of these videos, they half - heartedly shield themselves behind the «Oh, it's just a
joke!»
We
joke about things being lost in big bureaucracies all the time, but we don't think how it doesn't take much for it to
happen at small places too.
It
happens so much that the series has even taken to poking fun
at the premise and making
jokes about it.
This Splatfest
happens to be the second - ever global Splatfest in Splatoon 2, so it's time to grab your best guns (or else your best
jokes) and get ready for some all - out Turf War once again, starting next Saturday here in the UK
at 12 pm GMT.
Then,
at E3 2010, Nintendo dropped the bombshell and the ONM podcast
joke became a reality: Donkey Kong Country 4 was
happening, and it was being handled by Metroid Prime developer Retro Studios.
Given this reality, Romney's sophomoric climate change
joke at the end of his Republican National Convention speech is the best thing to have
happened to climate change coverage all year.
At first i thought it was a
joke but i took courage and believed as Dr joy has said and it did
happen just as this Great spell caster said, My husband called me and was crying, begging for forgiveness.