Sentences with phrase «hear jokes of»

In cafés and taxis I hear jokes of the «entire political body» jailed in the maximum security prisons of Kondengui and New Bell: «They need only add a head of state to make a complete ruling government!»

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According to the work by two business professors, laughter is catching in and to itself, so you're more likely to feel positive and crack a smile if you heard someone else laugh, whether of not you heard the joke or saw the prank that cracked them up.

The second was the woman who heard the joke, got highly offended, and blogged about it, complete with a picture of the «offenders.»

During that hearing, Sessions was criticized for joking in the presence of a Civil Rights Division attorney that the Ku Klux Klan was «OK» until he learned they smoked marijuana.

You've probably heard cracks before that Twitter humor largely consists of jokes made on Tumblr being shared as screenshots on Facebook, but within this joke is a larger point about how all of these systems interconnect and interact.

We imagine sitting round a dinner table with them, only instead of cajoling them into eating a cream cracker, we'll be sharing wine with them, talking about why they like it, hearing them make jokes, and asking them about their travel plans.

Which puts us in mind of a joke (of sorts) heard the other day.

I thought straight away this is a joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz

Unless you are a deep, personal friend of someone's and feel called to to enter into a deep, vulnerable conversation with them, never say this, even if you've heard them joke about it from time to time.

Oh but I never hear comments from atheists demanding evidence of any other god or gods.Actually interesting enough, most atheists joke around with «disprove Zeus»..

Itâ $ ™ s hot out, and I can think of nothing better to do than sitting on my porch with some friends, overlooking the beautiful Kennebacasis River, smoking my pipe filled with the new Executive Blend tobacco my brother sent me, drinking a fine red wine (preferably Syrah), and talking about the latest books weâ $ ™ ve read, movies weâ $ ™ ve seen, jokes weâ $ ™ ve heard, or thoughts weâ $ ™ ve had.

While the ears of some people do itch for funny stories, jokes, and encouraging insights based on psychology and current events, the ears of other people itch to hear the latest insight on a difficult Bible passage, or the newest scholarly explanation of a particular word in Scripture.

I hear what you say about jokes being a «broad stroke of the brush».

He already knew at end of days (that's your generation, it started in 1948 when Israel became a Nation) that you'd refuse to hear His truth because you are so concerned with your flesh bodies, believing life is all there is, you care less what happens to you because you believe Jesus is a big joke... Folks, big bang never happened unless you watch Batman and Robin.

This kind of thing just makes them look so backward and validates every joke you hear about them.

Sixty - four percent of LGBT individuals have heard anti-LGBT slurs and jokes at work, but only 4 percent have felt comfortable enough to speak up to a supervisor.

We heard one funny barbecue joke, «Peg Leg Pig,» told to us by one of the curators of the Davidson County Historical Museum in Lexington.

If you have any time saving tips of your own I'd love to hear them, I'm not joking about taking it easy this year!

He has been gone for 13 years now, but I still think of him every time I make a corny joke or hear Chuck Barry's «My ding - a-ling».

As for Giroud I hope what I'm hearing is not true.You get the feeling that once Lacazette starts scoring he just won't like it.He's also another overrated player who's also hear because of Wenger's kindness.Apart from the fact that he's good with his head I don't see the positives of keeping here and even Welbeck.We need players who can push Lacazette to perform and these are just not the players.They are more of rotation players.Do you think if Welbeck and Giroud were at top form they can challenge Laca at his best?I always laugh at our strikers though.On one hand, one doesn't fit our style of play but at least he can finish.On the other hand, the one who fits our style of play can't even score a goal.I can't believe we are joking with such a crucial role.I'm sick and tired of seeing average strikers in the club.It's been painful watching the likes of Bendtner and Chamakh already.Now I have to cope with this.

Do you mean the pampered bunch of piccadilly tarts we call a team are... PHYSICAL!!?? Best joke I've heard for ages.

only in arsenal i hear 3 first team players are running out of contract pure joke

It was amazing and hilarious to hear, Alonso telling him to «take care» of his car and Button joking he'll «pee in your seat».

but the atmosphere at emirates is sad like terrible u look at anfield and it hurts me because we're such poorly ran club from fans point view we're are diehards all splits all over stadium joke we need leaders at arsenal top too bottom but this arsenal is not arsenal of old were is our Tony Adams ray palour, we're is our pride how dear man Utd get Sanchez like how dear even ask pride is word here folks we have none as in overheads us fans are joke like boycott next game stay away or go and stand outside stadium for full match stand together stand tall we will be heard we are arsenal we are there customers we are Gona make change but by money cause that's wat this club is money and Sanchez Utd proves it

If you were lucky, one of them might have heard a funny joke or made a witty remark.

Pls don't come here with excuses, we all saw you guys rejoice after we won against Bayern so I don't want to hear «its just preseason» excuse, Arsenal equally fixed in a strong squad, we had Sanchez, Koscielny, Bellerin & Mustafi out thus 4 of our starters & Chelsea had no Hazard & Matic thus two of their starters out, to me that's virtually equal team strength... We all can sit & delude ourselves but deep down we all know that one way or the other Arsenal with Arsene in charge will forever be a joke in the eyes of the elite European football

One of the biggest jokes I've ever heard.

it is a joke to hear players saying wants to play champion league and it is the players who fail to qualify walking away now is sad but no player is bigger than the club get the best deal and get rid of him that goes to any player dr kass

Joke manager, so tired of hearing the Wenger praise.

Needless insult, it was supposed to be a joking throwaway remark, in terms of knowing facts, if u knew anything of me you would know I support aw more than most on here, if you cant share your opinion civilly nobody wants to hear it

You always hear jokes about different aspects of breast - feeding, and some were afraid to bring it to the floor of the Senate because they feared there would be embarrassing questions and that it would become a joke,» said Frazier, who got involved after a group of nursing mothers came to his office and shared their experiences about breast - feeding in public.

Yeast diaper rashes are NO JOKE and were definitely something I'd never heard of until I had a newborn whose diaper area was covered with an angry rash that didn't respond to the myriad diaper creams we began collecting.

It became a joke with my friends because eventually there was no baby product I hadn't heard of.

We have all heard the jokes or seen instances of people whose adult lives were totally enmeshed with their parents.

One of the (many) unexpected pleasures of motherhood are that so many more jokes I hear are now relevant.

(Truth be told, I had never heard of CAIA either, and was deeply disappointed when I made a joke about how «CAIA» sounds an awful lot like what Bob Marley would call «kaya,» and Kelly didn't get the reference.

Some members of his team prayed the omission would not be noticed, though at a donors» party after the speech, two of Miliband's closest aides — Stewart Wood, who exerted the greatest intellectual influence on the candidate, and Stan Greenberg, one of Miliband's American pollsters — were heard joking to one another about the missing passage.

The head of the State Liquor Authority, Vincent Bradley, joked at a public hearing that he would open fire on a noisy Greenwich Village restaurant if he lived nearby.

Bartiromo, who has participated as a master of ceremonies in Albany for the state's announcement of economic development grants, has asked the governor in previous interviews about running for president (He joked last time the feed was cutting out and couldn't hear her).

Whenever the issue of the return of these sculptures is raised, the same tired platitudes are heard — references to losing their marbles are made as though it is the first time anyone has tried this joke.

When one journalist asked if Mr Cameron regretted once referring to Mr Clegg as the best joke he knew, Mr Clegg pretended not to have heard of the incident.

The undercover reporter heard senior Momentum volunteer Sophie Nazemi joking that the group's campaign of exposing Ms Eagle's voting record would be cast as «low - key bullying».

Joked Paterson: «If any of you can hear me, please contact the FBI or Interpol.

Justice Idris granted the order for leave following the hearing of an argument in court on exparte motion by SERAP counsel Mrs Joke Fekumo.

«I joke, of course — no one wants to hear that.

So I added a few jokes to my own talks to make them the kind of presentations that I would want to hear.

Holt is also the author of Stop Me If You've Heard This: A History and Philosophy of Jokes (W. W. Norton and Company).

I'd say these hearings are a joke if they did not represent the trappings of how fossil fuel interests have captured the American government.

I'm not placing blame — we all act out of how we were taught and what was modeled for us, and these messages are deep - rooted and all around us — in movies and TV shows, in the lyrics of songs we hear on the radio, in our conversations, sarcasm, and jokes with friends and work colleagues.

I've heard it's also in the Vitmin K shot all newborns receive upon emerging from the womb, which is combined with high levels of aluminum when they get the Hep B shot right after that (because ya never know when those babies are going to start being promiscuous or sharing needles - joking of course..