Sentences with phrase «heard jokes about»

We've all heard jokes about marriage or exclusive committed relationship ruining a perfectly good relationship.

We've all heard the jokes about lawyers, there are probably as many of them as there are jokes about ministers of different religions walking into bars together.

February's PlayStation Plus lineup has you covered if you missed Rime or, like me, heard the jokes about Knack but never actually played it.

I always heard jokes about it, and never really took it seriously.

You've heard the joke about surviving another meeting that could've been an email, right?

R.: did you hear the joke about the american that wasn't an ass?

Have you heard the joke about the man who came to church for the first time?

Unless you are a deep, personal friend of someone's and feel called to to enter into a deep, vulnerable conversation with them, never say this, even if you've heard them joke about it from time to time.

Now, did you hear the joke about why the fungi left the party?

I once heard a joke about a man who said leg cramps were worse than labour.

You always hear jokes about different aspects of breast - feeding, and some were afraid to bring it to the floor of the Senate because they feared there would be embarrassing questions and that it would become a joke,» said Frazier, who got involved after a group of nursing mothers came to his office and shared their experiences about breast - feeding in public.

When I was pregnant, I heard the joke about babies not coming with instruction manuals at least three hundred times.

It's hard to go a few hours in New York political circles without hearing a joke about the mayor being late.

Even if I have to hear jokes about my wearing dead animals (hello husband, FAUX FUR?!)

She may find it very offensive hearing jokes about her country from a foreigner.

Ever hear that joke about how a group of aliens visits Earth and see us (humans) feeding, bathing, picking up poop, and otherwise caring for our pets and they make the assumption that the dogs and cats are the ones in charge here on Earth?

Not exact matches

The second was the woman who heard the joke, got highly offended, and blogged about it, complete with a picture of the «offenders.»

When I first heard about it I thought it was a joke, says Daniel Ives, GBH Insights chief strategy officer, weighing in on rumors Dell is considering selling itself to VMware and why it may not be a good idea.

You've probably heard cracks before that Twitter humor largely consists of jokes made on Tumblr being shared as screenshots on Facebook, but within this joke is a larger point about how all of these systems interconnect and interact.

Ever heard that joke about how if you are young and you aren't a democrat, you have no heart, but if you are old and you aren't a republican, you have no brain?

We imagine sitting round a dinner table with them, only instead of cajoling them into eating a cream cracker, we'll be sharing wine with them, talking about why they like it, hearing them make jokes, and asking them about their travel plans.

It really is sad to hear so many «jokes» and petty remarks about One that truly loved the world...

I have it on good authority he said «My wife... is such a comedian, always cracking up the apostles with her naughty jokes... Like did you hear the one she told about the Priest the Rabbi and the Pastor who were discussing how they apporting their collections and the Priest says «We go into the parking lot and draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money up and any that lands in the circle we give to God» and the Pastor says «Yeah, we do almost the same thing but give God anything that falls outside the circle» and the Rabbi looks at them both and says «We do almost the same thing to, draw a circle and throw up the money high into the air and God keeps what God wants...»

Back in 2013, I joked that Greg Boyd stole my book, but then about a year later, as I heard more about his book project, I realized that Greg Boyd and I were not quite saying the same thing after all...

Newton joked, «It's funny to hear a female talk about routes.»

Even today, if you have ever heard, or if you have ever told a story, or a joke about heaven, I am sure the story included something about Peter.

Itâ $ ™ s hot out, and I can think of nothing better to do than sitting on my porch with some friends, overlooking the beautiful Kennebacasis River, smoking my pipe filled with the new Executive Blend tobacco my brother sent me, drinking a fine red wine (preferably Syrah), and talking about the latest books weâ $ ™ ve read, movies weâ $ ™ ve seen, jokes weâ $ ™ ve heard, or thoughts weâ $ ™ ve had.

I hear what you say about jokes being a «broad stroke of the brush».

How often have you heard the pastor on Trinity Sunday tell jokes about why he never preaches about the Trinity and isn't about to begin?

This kind of thing just makes them look so backward and validates every joke you hear about them.

The first time I heard about it, I actually thought it was a joke, it was on the radio, I had only listened with half an ear and didn't even realize they really mean it.

If you have any time saving tips of your own I'd love to hear them, I'm not joking about taking it easy this year!

The Englishman made a quip about his infamous gilet when a journalist asked him about it straight away, saying, «F ****** hell, I thought it would be two seconds before I heard a gilet joke.

Barkley has had to hear a lot about how he ruined his draft stock staying in school for one more year, but Barkley doesn't appear to be bothered by it and has done a very good job playing it off with jokes such as this one.

«I thought it was a joke when I first heard about it,» he said.

I have heard — and totally believe — that babies give their first real smiles right when you don't think you can go another day without one (like you're starting to joke about how you want to leave junior out by the dumpster, ha ha?).

You've heard the jokes and seen the memes about how moms need their coffee or wine (or both!)

If I were having a c - section I would very be happy to hear my doctors joking about how fun c - sections are.

You may have heard older people refer to it as a «senior moment» and joked about «losing your mind» yourself when you can't find your keys, but «pregnancy brain» is different.

«I heard people talking about it but, honestly, I thought it was a joke,» said Ilina Ewen, a writer for the Deep South Moms and her own blog Dirt and Noise.

(Truth be told, I had never heard of CAIA either, and was deeply disappointed when I made a joke about how «CAIA» sounds an awful lot like what Bob Marley would call «kaya,» and Kelly didn't get the reference.

Some members of his team prayed the omission would not be noticed, though at a donors» party after the speech, two of Miliband's closest aides — Stewart Wood, who exerted the greatest intellectual influence on the candidate, and Stan Greenberg, one of Miliband's American pollsters — were heard joking to one another about the missing passage.

Bartiromo, who has participated as a master of ceremonies in Albany for the state's announcement of economic development grants, has asked the governor in previous interviews about running for president (He joked last time the feed was cutting out and couldn't hear her).

In one, patients listened to familiar and unfamiliar voices telling the same story they heard at baseline (a short joke about a man buying ice - cream and getting a pickle with it.)

People often joke about certain abilities, such as eyesight, memory or hearing being «the first to go.»

You're not gonna be included in the jokes, and they're not gonna want to take you to the bar at night to have a drink, and you won't hear all the real stories about what's going on with the teams, because everybody will be like, «She's just a girl.»

I've heard the joke that allergy moms are better investigators than the FBI; calling manufacturers, retailers, other parents, schools, playgroups, and all kinds of places to gain intel on what goes into products, and educating others about allergies.

I know a lot of you have heard about Instagram Husbands joke and it's true if you can get your hubby to take your photos that is even better.

Spending by subscribers on Web dating sites has soared, rising to a projected $ 100 million... But after hearing that Mr. Eddy drove a Jeep, Ms. Sivik's friends, who had a long - running joke about trying to find her a bald guy with a Jeep,...

You may hear people joke around about having a threesome, but the reality is that many people really do desire to have a threesome relationship.