Splash now lives in the exurbs of the Northeast, but in his day as a
high school
swimmer he was the fastest 50 - yard freestyler in the state of Wisconsin and the fourth fastest
high school
swimmer in that event in the U.S. Lean, swart and crew
cut in those years, Splash affected a sullen mien that he thought would score points with the girls, but at heart he was a happy romantic.