Smith had this to say about Yoga
Hosers in July: «There are two characters in a convenience store in Tusk that you see for five minutes, very much Ronsencrantz and Guildenstern.
Those guys are called
hosers in English and «colons» in French.
Re
the Hosers in two weeks (though I don't like looking ahead.)
t - shirts, it calls out to the inner
hoser in all of us.
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If it's true, as Kevin Smith noted
in his lengthy introductory remarks at Sundance, that «failure is just success training,» then he should be
in the best shape of his career after «Yoga
Hosers,» an imbecilic, strenuously wacky helping of see - what - sticks juvenilia that finds the director continuing the «True North Trilogy» he began with 2013's rather more -LSB-...]
Shot and edited with the sort of willful slovenliness that presumably fits the anything - goes grab - bag effect Smith was going for, «Yoga
Hosers» looks as though it was probably pretty fun to make, though only the director's hardcore fans and SModcast listeners are likely to find that pleasure
in any way infectious.
By forcing these two characters — along with gumshoe Guy Lapointe (Johnny Depp), who also appeared
in Tusk — to do battle with a malefactor from Canada's past, Yoga
Hosers is meant, to some degree, to chronicle the two girls» increasing awareness of a world outside their narrow fame - obsessed purview.
And yet,
in Yoga
Hosers, he resurrects his need to get even with his detractors, a need he's expressed since Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
But if the filmmaker managed to work up at least an inkling of pathos for that young man's horrifying plight, no such compassion is extended toward the two teenagers at the heart of Yoga
Hosers: Colleen C. (Lily - Rose Depp) and Colleen M. (Harley Quinn Smith), the two indifferent convenience - store clerks who briefly appeared
in Tusk.
Meet the Colleens (who thoroughly hate their job)
in the first clip of Kevin Smith's new movie «Yoga
Hosers,» which stars his daughter and Johnny Depp's daughter as the two teenagers.
Yoga
Hosers sees Harley Quinn Smith and Lily - Rose Depp leading a cast that also includes Tony Hale (Arrested Development), Natasha Lyonne (Orange is the new Black), Austin Butler (Aliens
in the Attic), Adam Brody (The O.C.), Tyler Posey (Teen Wolf), Kevin Conroy (Batman: The Animated Series), Stan Lee (Mallrats) and Jason Mewes (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back), along with Tusk stars Johnny Depp, Justin Long, Haley Joel Osment, Genesis Rodriguez, Ralph Garman and Harley Morenstein.
We have a first look at Natalie Portman (Black Swan) and Lily - Rose Depp (Yoga
Hosers), the daughter of Johnny Depp,
in...
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But Lapointe makes far more sense
in the context of Yoga
Hosers, and his frustrations with the Colleens proves some of Yoga
Hosers» only redeemable moments.
In Yoga Hosers, Smith engages in the most self - indulged, restraint - free and scattershot mentality he can muste
In Yoga
Hosers, Smith engages
in the most self - indulged, restraint - free and scattershot mentality he can muste
in the most self - indulged, restraint - free and scattershot mentality he can muster.
Considering that Smith claims that he made this film for teen girls, not for one moment does Yoga
Hosers feel like anything other than a mid-40s writer / director shaking his fist at a younger phone - desperate generation, making inside jokes for the adults
in the audience and lambasting the critics that have wronged him
in the past.
To say there is a plot to Yoga
Hosers is an overstatement: Mostly, random things just happen to occur
in the vicinity of the Colleens.
Sad to note then that Guy Lapointe will most likely appear
in all three movies of the trilogy, having already been confirmed for Yoga
Hosers.
After having an uncredited role
in a 2014 film, she starred
in Sundance film «Yoga
Hosers» with Adam Brody and Ashley Greene, as well as «Planetarium» alongside Natalie Portman and Emmanuel Salinger.
Harley Quinn Smith, daughter of Kevin Smith and star of Yoga
Hosers, will appear
in «Supergirl Lives,» the episode directed by her father.
The critical thrashing clearly took a toll on Smith for him to address it so blatantly
in «Yoga
Hosers,» but he needn't worry.
Though Smith has insisted his goal is to have fun making movies, not impress reviewers, he seems to be carrying a chip on his shoulder
in «Yoga
Hosers,» which takes direct aim at critics, especially during a scene
in which the elder Depp calls them «mean.»
«Yoga
Hosers» was borne out of a fun scene
in 2014's «Tusk» that featured Smith's daughter as a convenience store clerk (natch!)
Premiere attendees received a «Yoga
Hosers» comic book that fleshes out the world of the Colleens, who will return once again
in «Moose Jaws.»
In the parlance of the Colleens, «Yoga
Hosers» is kind of basic, but it is 100 percent Kevin Smith through and through, and for some people, including his many fans, that will be enough.
Kevin Smith takes the villian role
in Yoga
Hosers, introducing the 12 inch tall Nazi Bratwurst; the Brazti pic.twitter.com / qKfrJlRnim
The teenage Colleens played by Harley Quinn Smith and Lily - Rose Depp (
in a breakout performance) made such a strong impression with their scene - stealing turn that the girls were given center stage
in «Yoga
Hosers.»
The second installment
in Kevin Smith's «True North Trilogy» (started with 2014's nightmare - inducing Tusk), Yoga
Hosers brings secondary characters Colleen and Colleen back into the fold for a second go - round.
One of the Sundance Film Festival's favorite sons returned to Park City on Sunday night, as writer - director Kevin Smith debuted «Yoga
Hosers,» the second film
in his Canada - based True North trilogy and the most bizarre movie of his 22 - year career — a real feat coming on the heels of «Tusk.»
Following Tusk as the second part of Kevin Smith's True North trilogy, Yoga
Hosers features Colleen and Colleen, a pair of teenage Winnipeg schoolgirls who spend their time practicing yoga
in between working at the local convenience store and bunking off to play their riot grrrl music
in the back room.
Harley Quinn Smith and Lily - Rose Depp, «Yoga
Hosers» - The Colleens from Kevin Smith's «Tusk» are back
in the director's follow - up, which finds the two teenage yoga enthusiasts teaming up with a legendary man - hunter to battle an ancient evil presence that threatens their party plans.
«Yoga
Hosers» means the world to me: because my family is
in it and because it's the movie I most wanted to see back when I was a 12 - year - old girl.
Yoga
Hosers, the second feature in the proposed True North trilogy, refers to the fact that the two main characters, both named Collen, like yoga (or at least writer / director Kevin Smith «s grossly ignorant appropriation of yoga) and are hosers (Canada's way of saying fool or
Hosers, the second feature
in the proposed True North trilogy, refers to the fact that the two main characters, both named Collen, like yoga (or at least writer / director Kevin Smith «s grossly ignorant appropriation of yoga) and are
hosers (Canada's way of saying fool or
hosers (Canada's way of saying fool or dolt.)
von Sydow concludes his Super Villain trilogy playing the arrogant, murderous Brewmeister Smith
in this absurdist comedy, starring Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis as definitively dim Canadian «
hosers» Doug and Bob MacKenzie.
While promoting his new movie Yoga
Hosers, Smith said it would be especially fun to work on Daredevil since he was involved with the comic at one point
in time.
Depp appeared briefly
in Kevin Smith's Tusk and reprises the character — named Colleen Collette —
in a starring role
in his next Canada - set blend of horror and comedy, Yoga
Hosers.
She's
in the films I Feel Pretty, The Weekend, The Outdoorsman, Yoga
Hosers, Sleight, and Deidra & Laney Rob a Train.
Johnny Depp (pictured), his daughter Lily - Rose Depp, and Kevin Smith's daughter Harley Quinn Smith will all reportedly star
in Kevin Smith's movie «Yoga
Hosers.»
Now, «Tusk» — a movie about a guy who turns another guy into a walrus — and «Yoga
Hosers» — about two girls
in Canada who fight one - foot - tall Nazis — I could find money for that.
Hot tickets
in the Midnight section include Kevin Smith's Yoga
Hosers, and given the distributor buzz, Babak Anvari's Under the Shadow, set
in 1988 during the Iran - Iraq War.