And if you give even the smallest indication that you are in fact, a first time visitor to any Capetonian, prepare for the
impromptu assignment as your new
tour guide to Cape Town, promising you a first time look at the views from Signal Hill; a trek up Lion's Head to take that infamous Instagram shot or check out a Supermoon; get raucously day drunk on the train to Kalk Bay; bathe in the sun among the Penguins of Boulders; engorge yourselves in Clarke's Bar's twice fried fries, all before finding yourselves at a secret block party or in the wake of the ever growing crowds of First Thursday, only to end the
night with a craft beer from P&G, all the while making new friends of the vast array of metropolitan wildlife and colourful personalities Cape Town has to offer.