Nothing works
in that joke of a country... communism failed, and so did socialism... while democracy was dead on arrival.
I think we're one of the greatest clubs in the world, but
in a joke of a state at the moment.
Not exact matches
«There's a cutaway
in there — it's like, one
of the proudest
jokes I've ever written — where I'm like, «I have bouts
of irrationality sometimes.»
Subtly hang a picture
of Epic Cat
in the break room, and supplement it with the occasional
joke.
According to the work by two business professors, laughter is catching
in and to itself, so you're more likely to feel positive and crack a smile if you heard someone else laugh, whether
of not you heard the
joke or saw the prank that cracked them up.
Have some recreational activities
in the break room, like a pool table or a dart board, and go out
of your way to tell a new
joke if you have one ready.
Meyers» friend Amy Poehler even got
in on the mix, taking over a bit
in which he would say the setup
of a
joke and a woman
in the audience would do the punch line.
Asked by TechCrunch senior writer Jordan Crook what types
of technology he hoped to see implemented on the court
in the future, Curry
joked, «One would be to just help me dunk more.»
Ours may need some tweaking, but for now at least, my colleagues and I have found plenty
of positive things to comment on: work we're proud
of,
jokes about office nicknames and even a little cheerfulness about the weather («Not wearing a sweater for the first time
in... I can't even remember,» one colleague posted).
It's hard to find a good accountant»» so hard,
in fact, that it has become something
of a running
joke in the small business world.
First Lady Melania Trump dismissed Ivana Trump's comments
joking that she really held the position
of First Lady, as the former insinuated
in a statement that her husband's ex-wife only made the comments to sell her new memoir.
There's plenty
of communication taking place on our company chat app, but from what I can see, it's mostly just witty banter and
in -
jokes.
Prince Harry, Kate Middleton, and Prince William share a
joke on the set used to depict Diagon Alley
in the Harry Potter Films during the Inauguration
Of Warner Bros..
«Melania Trump with a breakfast dish
of diamonds on the cover
of Vanity Fair Mexico looks like
joke,» wrote one user
in Spanish.
That
joke put smiles on people's faces and reminded them
of Virgin's sense
of adventure —
in many ways, it was more effective than a series
of glossy ads.
After that, my date prep sheet lands
in my inbox, which has the results
of a quick Internet / Facebook search
of Lily's imprint, info on tonight's venue (a divey - but - not - too - divey bar that's just far enough away from my apartment that it doesn't look like I'm trying to get her to come home with me), and finally some conversation fodder and
jokes.
The moral
of this story is, if you're going to tell others — even as an April Fool's
joke — what you think the future
of your industry might look like, you had better be sure that your company has a plan already
in place, or the
joke will be on you.
She
joked that it was because her mom was «too lazy to roll the dice» as part
of a password generation method called Diceware that she discovered
in her book research.
There's an ever - so - slight learning curve
in figuring out what Amazon's Alexa can and can't do, but once that's passed, the Echo Dot can forecast the weather, read an audiobook, order a pizza, tell Dad
jokes, or any number
of things Mom should find charming.
In Buffett's annual letter to Berkshire shareholders last year, after saying that the investments
of Combs and Weschler had outperformed his own, Buffett
joked that if the» humiliating comparisons» continue, «I'll have no choice but to cease talking about them.»
«If someone made a sarcastic remark, a few readers would fail to get the
joke, and each
of them would post a lengthy diatribe
in response,» Fahlman writes.
The state didn't vote for him
in 2016, and when some
of his wealthy hometown friends pushed him last month to help on SALT deductibility, he
joked, «You guys seem to be doing OK,» according to The New York Times.
Too many inside
jokes in front
of employees have the potential to be awkward, but carrying over a fight from the previous night
in front
of your staff is much worse.
If you still can't lose the bad taste
of the sequel, check out the original,
in which the
jokes feel less stale and Will Ferrell is still the best part
of the movie.
Still, there was no shortage
of critics, and
in addition to being the butt
of more late - night
jokes, this time by Conan O'Brien, holiday revenue dropped 54 % from the previous year, from $ 185 million to $ 85 million.
Off - color
jokes, with or without profanity, are far more offensive to people than a word or two spoken
in the heat
of the moment.
Similar to how a good
joke turns into a great
joke with perfect delivery, Mazzoco and Green's research pointed to delivery
in the courtroom being
of the utmost importance.
CEOs and leaders from Bell, Talisman Energy and Shell Canada were
in attendance as well as the heads
of CIBC, RBC, Scotiabank, TD, BMO and HSBC Bank
of Canada, prompting Tory to
joke in her acceptance speech that she as wary
of an erupting «battle
of the banks.»
We
joke about it, but we wanted to work on something that would make us jump out
of bed
in the morning for the next 10 years or more.
Others
joked that the name was childlike for a tech company with a market cap that was, at the time,
in excess
of $ 300 billion.
Google's search engine,
in particular, holds many
of these
in -
jokes.
It's about not dying,» co-founder Dan Martell
joked of the post-Facebook pivot at Startup Weekend
in May.
Others
joked that Hendon needed to make sure she was paid
in advance by Trump, who has been accused
of stiffing contractors.
Even though their skills are
in hot demand, you'd be surprised by the number
of people who approach freelancers to build «Instagram - meets - Facebook - meets - Uber, but for dogs,» Cho
jokes.
There's an ever - so - slight learning curve
in figuring out what Amazon Echo's Alexa virtual assistant can and can't do, but once that's passed, it can forecast the weather, read an audiobook, order a pizza, tell Dad
jokes, or any number
of things your father should find fascinating.
In the interests
of smooth sailing, even seasoned veterans will accept superficial assurances and smiles instead
of concrete answers, and will then go on to confuse good manners, pleasantries, and bad
jokes with real agreement.
«
In 2000, the tech companies coming out of L.A. were a joke,» says Francisco Dao, president of The Killer Pitch, a Public Relations firm based in Tarzana, Californi
In 2000, the tech companies coming out
of L.A. were a
joke,» says Francisco Dao, president
of The Killer Pitch, a Public Relations firm based
in Tarzana, Californi
in Tarzana, California.
Clooney also
joked with the AP and said he used to clean his own vomit off his tuxedos, presumably after too many adult beverages at functions
in Tinseltown, but now he still has vomit on his tuxedos because
of the babies.
There's an ever - so - slight learning curve
in figuring out what Amazon Echo's Alexa virtual assistant can and can't do, but once that's passed, it can forecast the weather, read an audiobook, order a pizza, tell Dad
jokes, or any number
of things your dad should find fascinating.
A whole lot
of juvenile
in -
jokes and single - entendres, that's what.
During that hearing, Sessions was criticized for
joking in the presence
of a Civil Rights Division attorney that the Ku Klux Klan was «OK» until he learned they smoked marijuana.
No, but
jokes apart, I think the most important thing about the country is the culture, and there is an element
of Nordic culture
in what we do.
Protectionists, meanwhile, think relying on foreign owners
of local companies to act
in Canada's best interests is a
joke.
«I will be covering all
of the presidential candidates who are Donald Trump,» Colbert
joked as Jeb Bush waited
in the wings for his appearance later
in the program.
Some might scoff at the idea
of using emojis and
jokes about modern tech to communicate, but these are just small examples
of Coach K's ability to communicate
in a way that his players understand and appreciate.
Musk made light
of the company's financial situation on April 1,
joking in a tweet that Tesla had gone bankrupt.
Some
of the most popular branding and marketing campaigns
of all time have involved
jokes, characters, or clever «hooks» that stick
in your head.
In practice, «Far Cry 5» is a ham - fisted mess
of American stereotypes and wink - wink, nudge - nudge
jokes about gun violence.
«We're asking «how many grams
of Kale do you want
in your smoothies this morning» — while most organizations are still smoking a pack
of cigarettes a day,»
joked Mahaffey.
Think
in terms
of a great
joke that you like — there's a set - up, the anticipation and the punchline.