With so many through lines and call - backs, people who've stuck with show from the beginning will be rewarded with
in jokes for days.
Not exact matches
Ours may need some tweaking, but
for now at least, my colleagues and I have found plenty of positive things to comment on: work we're proud of,
jokes about office nicknames and even a little cheerfulness about the weather («Not wearing a sweater
for the first time
in... I can't even remember,» one colleague posted).
For a long time, many felt James» famous headband was slowly migrating to hide his moving hairline, something Barkley
joked about
in 2012.
The
joke was that «Machete» 2 and 3 were together because you have a fake trailer
for 3 [
in «Machete Kills»].
The state didn't vote
for him
in 2016, and when some of his wealthy hometown friends pushed him last month to help on SALT deductibility, he
joked, «You guys seem to be doing OK,» according to The New York Times.
«
For anyone who has absolutely no humor
in their soul please know my tweets are a
joke and I will die laughing if I see blogs and media really think I am being serious,» wrote Kardashian.
We
joke about it, but we wanted to work on something that would make us jump out of bed
in the morning
for the next 10 years or more.
Others
joked that the name was childlike
for a tech company with a market cap that was, at the time,
in excess of $ 300 billion.
Even though their skills are
in hot demand, you'd be surprised by the number of people who approach freelancers to build «Instagram - meets - Facebook - meets - Uber, but
for dogs,» Cho
jokes.
One
joke idea that my friend and I used to throw around was to build tiny houses
for tech workers
in each parking space
in order to solve the housing crisis
in the Bay Area.
He even
joked,
in a 2008 letter to his Berkshire Hathaway (brk - a) shareholders, that the best thing a clairvoyant economist
in 1903 could have done
for future investors would have been to go to Kitty Hawk and shoot down Orville Wright.
What constitutes sexual harassment
in the workplace varies, but as theAAUW notes, it includes behaviors like «unwelcome sexual advances, requests
for sexual favors, direct or indirect threats or bribes
for sexual activity, sexual innuendos and comments, sexually suggestive
jokes, unwelcome touching or brushing against a person,» among others.
During that hearing, Sessions was criticized
for joking in the presence of a Civil Rights Division attorney that the Ku Klux Klan was «OK» until he learned they smoked marijuana.
Asked how he felt after four years
in the embassy, he said «pale» and
joked he would be a good candidate
for medical study since he was otherwise healthy but had not seen the sun
in over four years.
Right - wing media has also succeeded
in baiting the former New York Times public editor into reprimanding a reporter
for a harmless
joke, broken major stories about the administration, and continued to harass Clinton on her book tour.
«I will be covering all of the presidential candidates who are Donald Trump,» Colbert
joked as Jeb Bush waited
in the wings
for his appearance later
in the program.
Jokes aside, Kirk Cousins is still playing
for his next contract, be it
in Washington or elsewhere, and the Giants defense can't stop arguing with each other long enough to shout out coverages to each other.
So Carson thought it made sense to double her orders
for spring dresses from the previous year: «I'd never seen so many polka dots
in my life,» she
jokes.
Kalanick also once notoriously
joked that Uber's success has made it easy
for the male employees of Uber to pull women
in much the same way its customers can summor cars:» [W] e call that Boober.»
For example, a campaign for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay — Part 1 might target fans already tweeting about the series, users who've tweeted aboutDivergent or, hypothetically, anybody making a joke about volunteering as tribute and having the odds ever in their fav
For example, a campaign
for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay — Part 1 might target fans already tweeting about the series, users who've tweeted aboutDivergent or, hypothetically, anybody making a joke about volunteering as tribute and having the odds ever in their fav
for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay — Part 1 might target fans already tweeting about the series, users who've tweeted aboutDivergent or, hypothetically, anybody making a
joke about volunteering as tribute and having the odds ever
in their favor.
When CN started setting the standard
for railway performance, industry watchers
joked that the company was lucky enough to have two of the best CEOs
in the business.
We like to
joke about some of the problems with education today, but Millennials have a lot of education and there are a lot more opportunities
for continuing education — through online courses
in traditional schools, and MOOCs, and even just listening to podcasts regularly.
Outside, employees smoke,
joke in French and wait
for a school bus to take them away.
«While
in the Marine Reserves, I was looking
for a way to make some more money, and it was suggested that I try using my
jokes,» he later said.
«I recall when we has giving lectures and it was a huge effort
for him to speak (before the tracheotomy and the computer voice) he still made the effort to throw
jokes in,» Jonathan McDowell, an astronomer at the Harvard - Smithsonian Center
for Astrophysics, said on Twitter.
For every Weekend Update, the hosts Colin Jost and Michael Che will tell about 15 - 20
jokes in the course of a 5 - to - 10 minute sketch.
Between songs, they told
jokes and shared personal stories about how they met, got their start and how Kenny's inspiration
for writing the song «Last Dollar» was literally being down to his last dollar
in Vegas
in 2002.
He anticipates that many employees will opt
in to 2G Tuesdays — 2G Mondays just didn't sound nearly as catchy, he
jokes — to get a better understanding of what the internet feels like
for people
in different parts of the world and to help report issues and make suggestions that his team might not have thought of.
After a week of questions about Tesla's ability to pay back bond - holders and produce cars at a scale that would lessen the need
for future capital raises, CEO Elon Musk drew criticism
for joking about concerns surrounding the company
in an April Fools» Day Twitter thread.
Gertner's first involvement
in the («legal,» he
jokes) Canadian marijuana market came after a 2000 Ontario Court of Appeals ruling that the government's pot prohibitions were unconstitutional because they did not include a carve - out
for medical use.
When you are
in this industry (or interviewing
for it), be mindful of the words you use and the
jokes you toss off.
The Russian leader
joked about rape as recently as February, has boasted that his country's prostitutes are the best
in the world, and has put down women
for menstruating.
«It turns up being a
joke, and that's what the CFPB really has been,
in a sick, sad kind of way, because you've got an institution that has tremendous authority over what you all do
for a living.»
We don't have them anymore,»
joked Mr. Miller, who can't find enough workers
for the three Subways he owns
in Northern California.
Signs of the changes percolating
in the retirement market were everywhere on Wednesday at Dimensional Fund Advisors» first - ever conference focused on the defined contribution space, from the
jokes DFA's David Booth told at the expense of the existing king of the retirement market, Fidelity, to the news of the investment product DFA is rolling out to serve as a combination default option and lesson
in responsibility
for employees who are the least engaged
in their retirement planning.
For example, over the years various people have suggested or wondered (sometimes as a
joke) if the NSA actually created Bitcoin
in an effort to trap criminals.
He pantomimes and rephrases, rolls his eyes, and cracks one
joke after another — his capacity
for expression barely keeping pace with the thoughts
in his head.
There are plenty of quips
in the letter, including a
joke likening a CEO's penchant
for dealmaking to the drive of teenagers.
For anyone still missing the
joke, Bank of Japan Governor Haruhiko Kuroda summarized the view of the global central planners when he said, «I trust that many of you are familiar with the story of Peter Pan,
in which it says, «the moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease forever to be able to do it.»
Update, 9 a.m. Monday: A rep
for the Patriots said late Sunday that Kraft's tale is just a
joke: «He loves that his ring is at the Kremlin and, as he stated back
in 2005, he continues to have great respect
for Russia and the leadership of President Putin.»
«Normally when someone creates that much income that quick they did it by walking up to Bill O'Reilly, sitting
in overpower
for 26 seconds and observant «I available our phone calls»,» he
joked.
The
jokes told the audience that the makers of the movies had contempt
for the material and assumed that the audience shared
in that contempt.
Two things bother me, why jeopardize your children's security
for this experiment, and why do it??? I mean everyone has doubts I their faith, but being a Christian raised by atheists, turning your back so publicly is the same as saying your faith was a
joke... it is insulting to believers, a crisis of faith is normal
in life, denouncing faith is shameful
ExaMPLE: What Christian would go to Navada to campaign
FOR HIMSELF the morning after 4 Americans get killed
in Lybia??? What a
joke!!
The loyalty of iPhone users has been the butt of the
joke on tech blogs and
in dinnertime conversations
for years.
He hung out with 12 blue - collar dudes
for three years and partied with the most sketchy people
in society, people who I'm almost positive told
jokes crass enough to make your pastor shudder.
In that time, we talked about death,
joked about how her age finally caught her (as the previous week she had told me she thought it was starting to catch up to her) and then she told me she was afraid
for the night to come because she knew it would be her last and she was afraid of being alone.
(insert your own, southerners backwoods
joke here) So Mendel fails,
in my mind, to adequately account
for the very narrow gene pool (read single - celled organism) that the theory of evolution begins with.
- Pope to Mass of millions: Get out of church — What we learned about Pope Francis
in Brazil — Massive crowd attends prayer service with pope — Why millennials are leaving the church — Pope Francis tells youth that faith cures discontent — «Slum pope» visits Brazil's poor — X.XX Church pastor: Weiner is an addict, not a
joke — Security raised to «high risk»
for pope
in Brazil — A nightmare day
for the pope's security detail — Explosive found near site pope
Both my wife, Lorena, and I went to school there, and she
jokes that the first time she heard Georgetown called a Jesuit and Catholic university was
in the material sent to her parents to get them to pay
for her freshman year.