Sentences with phrase «in talking snakes»

You beleive in talking snakes and blood sacrafices for goodness sakes.

I simply can't take anyone that believes in talking snakes seriously, sorry.

Believe in talking snakes.

If you can believe in talking snakes, the voices in your head probably seem real also, scary stuff the Chad!!

You have a choice: Vote for a guy who believes in talking snakes and donkeys and mass zombie outbreaks or a guy who wears magical underwear and thinks he and his multiple wives are going to populate outer space for eternity..

These are the same people who believe in talking snakes and resurections....

Yes because those normal jesustards who believe in talking snakes and magic apples are to be taken far more seriously than a jesustard with a tat.

@TC... really we try, we're lame, uneducated, stupid... and your the one believing in talking snakes, burning bushes, giant boats, and walking on water.

The only way I'd ever believe in talking snakes, sky fairies and virgin births, would be if I was high.

Why, you have the god given right to believe in talking snakes, knowledge and eternal life giving fruit, centuries old people, a flood that required at least a pair of every animal to be stuffed on a boat that was not viable, a tower, god was afraid would reach all the way to heaven, a zombie messiah, unicorns, satyrs, and a leviathan god does battle with.

Of course they are, but they're essential to society, actually exist and, most importantly, are changeable... People who adhere to the notions of god and religion tend to be completely inflexible and also tend to force those beliefs on others... Want to believe in talking snakes??

No wonder you beleive in talking snakes.

It's 2011 folks, do you really believe in talking snakes, burning bushes, witches, angels & the like?

Just like not all Christians believe in talking snakes, or that man is made from dust and woman from a rib.

I don't mind being called a loser by somebody who believes in talking snakes and invisible diseases (sin) in invisible body parts (soul) and a big magic sky daddy created everything with a magic spell..

So do you believe in talking snakes, magic apples, and a horned red beast who rules over an underground lava city?

Of course, I'm sure this genius believes in talking snakes, magic apples, and a horned red beast who rules over an underground lava city.

Our peers are unimaginably gullible, believe in talking snakes and all sorts of rubbish solely because they were raised to, and for the most part lack the moral fiber to question their security blanket beliefs.

Little Johnny will believe in talking snakes and trees that bear knowledge and everlasting life giving fruit.

So does not believing in talking snakes, also written in the bible, disqualify one as being Christian and «carve» them a special place in hell too?

The part that believes in talking snakes and a boat that could contain two of every single animal on the planet, or the part that believes the bible is Word of God, although the bible gives three different and contradictory accounts of the Resurrection of Christ?

So, you still have immaginary friends, believe in talking snakes that walk upright, wizards with staves that part seas, etc...

If you really believe in talking snakes, planetary floods, the dead physically ascending into a «spiritual realm», please, seek therapy.

I can't believe in talking snakes, trees that yield knowledge and eternal life fruit, people who lived hundreds of years, a world wide flood that required 2 of every animal be stuffed on a boat, a tower god was afraid might reach heaven, unicorns, satyrs, leviathans that god defeats in battle, zombie messiahs and any other myth I missed.

I bet you believe in talking snakes, that ribs can become women, that Jonah was swallowed by a sea monster and somehow managed to survive in its stomach for days, and that Noah somehow managed to successfully collect and save two of each of the many millions of species spread across the entire globe.

At least I hope the church groups that do get funded believe in talking snakes and aren't one of those fringe groups.

Im at the opposite end of being a liberal, further right than the GOP has been in 50 years, and can say proudly christians deserve to be mocked, you believe in talking snakes and guys living in whales stomachs.

If «coming to my senses» means committing to belief in talking snakes, pregnant virgins and a vengeful, violent god, leave me on the dark side.

No just kidding it comes from a belief in talking snakes and flying donkeys..

let's follow that logic... how can we elect anyone that believes in a talking snake, a wizard that turned water into wine, walked on water, died for 3 days then came back to life, and is actually 3 beings combine in one

Most polls show that about 60 % of Catholic believe in the talking snake theory of galactic and planetary formation.

Many of you still believe in the talking snake nonsense from Genesis.

Not exact matches

@ jack3 no you have the right to believe what ever you want, but we might mock you for believing in something that has talking snakes, a story about the world flooding and being able to fit all the animals on the planet on one boat, that believes in magic, that believes a person lived in the belly of a whale, and that people coexisted with dinosaurs all without any actual proof.

The most sense you can possibly make of the stupid sh!t is: Big invisible and undetectable sky wizard chanted magic spells for six days to make the entire universe «perfect,» yet fragile enough that one twist of one woman's wrist threw the entire thing into nuclear meltdown (sin / corruption)---- oh yeah, and throw a talking snake in there, somewhere.

If the talking snake and invisible guy in the sky who can make people out of magical ribs didn't change your mind than nothing will.

Other than an old collection of supersti.tions and stories about talking snakes, burning bushes that speak, and commands to kill each other in the name of your imaginary sky ogre, you have none.

Q. 4 It is only acceptable as an adult to believe childish Bronze Age mythology like talking snakes, the Red Sea splitting, water turning into wine by magic, mana falling from the sky, a man living in a whale's belly, a talking donkey, superhuman strength, a man rising from the dead and angels, ghosts, gods and demons in the field of:

Talking snakes, talking donkeys, a boat at sea for half a year with a couple million animals, a temple less than 5000sq feet taking 150,000 workers and 7 years to complete, and then sacrificing 14 animals a minute for 7 days straight, a virgin birth story (like there weren't already a few of them before), a zombie invasion that no third party seemed to witness, a dude living in the belly of a fish for a couple days, a guys last words (before become back as a zombie) being «My god, my god, why hast thou forsaken me.Talking snakes, talking donkeys, a boat at sea for half a year with a couple million animals, a temple less than 5000sq feet taking 150,000 workers and 7 years to complete, and then sacrificing 14 animals a minute for 7 days straight, a virgin birth story (like there weren't already a few of them before), a zombie invasion that no third party seemed to witness, a dude living in the belly of a fish for a couple days, a guys last words (before become back as a zombie) being «My god, my god, why hast thou forsaken me.talking donkeys, a boat at sea for half a year with a couple million animals, a temple less than 5000sq feet taking 150,000 workers and 7 years to complete, and then sacrificing 14 animals a minute for 7 days straight, a virgin birth story (like there weren't already a few of them before), a zombie invasion that no third party seemed to witness, a dude living in the belly of a fish for a couple days, a guys last words (before become back as a zombie) being «My god, my god, why hast thou forsaken me.»

Perhaps this guy was actually a plant to see if anyone on the JPL staff would come out as also a believer in majic and talking snakes.

Had he not put the tree in the Gargen of Eden, nor that talking snake Eve would not have been tempted and gotten Adam to eat of the fruit too.

I'll bet that they could even talk, like the snake in the Garden of Eden.

Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you accept a blood sacrifice and symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood, and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made from a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree: makes perfect sense

Don't forget talking snakes, Hebrew speaking donkey, men living in fish for three days, and my personal favorite... ZOMBIES.

In Santa we trust, We do not have any proof that talking snakes never existed.

What, that god sent himself in human form to earth to live and die, so that he could live again and then rejoin himself in heaven, so that the creations, who apparently have original sin because a talking snake convinced a rib lady to eat an apple thousands of years ago, could choose to believe in Zombie Jesus and if they did they would go to heaven but if they didn't believe in Zombie Jesus they would fry in Hell forever, regardless of how good a life they lived on Earth?

Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib - woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yeah, makes perfect sense.

A big magic fairy man spoke a spell and then there was earth and light before stars and then a snake talked to a woman and then the big magic fairy man had to sacrifice himself to himself to appease himself by exploiting a loophole in a plan he made himself because of an invisible disease (sin) in an invisble body part (soul) so that he doesn't have to torture us forever in the big fire pit he made even though he doesn't want anyone to ever go there but he just can't help himself.

Please, any Christian, honestly answer the following: The completely absurd theory that all 7,000,000,000 human beings are simultaneously being supervised 24 hours a day, every day of their lives by an immortal, invisible being for the purposes of reward or punishment in the «afterlife» comes from the field of: (a) Astronomy; (b) Medicine; (c) Economics; or (d) Christianity You are about 70 % likely to believe the entire Universe began less than 10,000 years ago with only one man, one woman and a talking snake if you are a: (a) historian; (b) geologist; (c) NASA astronomer; or (d) Christian I have convinced myself that gay $ ex is a choice and not genetic, but then have no explanation as to why only gay people have ho.mo $ exual urges.

But seriously folks... So what if their owners still believe in creationism, gods and devils, heaven and hell, magical powers, Noah's ark, people rising from the dead, angels, talking snakes, and virgin births.

Evolution shows that mankind was not produced as described in the bible, no one has ever seen a talking snake; so how likely is it that the garden story is not a myth?