Okay, I swapped the Birkenstocks for these «first
of its kind» Gucci loafers — I didn't even know Birkenstocks were in Vogue in the 90s — and I didn't race with a leopard while wearing a leopard
printed bathing suit — I did wear an
animal printed bathing suit this weekend actually, yet I didn't move an
inch — but I did keep it khaki, belted oddly high in the waist, and took the sunset as my preset...