In an effort to beat his disease, he signs up for a super soldier program that turns out to be shockingly cruel and nefarious, becomes hideously disfigured («you look like an avocado that had sex with an older, uglier avocado» says sidekick / friend Weasel, played with a hysterical dryness by TJ Miller), goes pretty much
insane (to the point where he repeatedly
breaks the
fourth wall and speaks directly to the camera), but also becomes essentially unkillable.