Sentences with phrase «instead of penises»

Or is it only an issue because they have breats instead of penises?

If a woman thinks she is a man, just having a vagina instead of a penis, and derives pleasure from having additional men instead of enjoying having herself taken care of by the man that she likes the most, she is automatically disqualified for even free dating with me, never mind getting an allowance.

Not exact matches

I am so sick of men trying to control women, stop raping us, stop hitting us, start using condoms, start using the head on your shoulders instead of the one at the end of your penis.

My question to you gay marriage supporters, how can you support something that has no scientific evidence, (afterall, a fully bearded man with a large penis, with all the testosterone in the world, comes up to say that hes gay) and instead of trying to understand and correct this psyhcological anomaly, you applaud it and support it... why?..

2 - This evening I gave him a bath and then he went to pee again and he seemed like he was in pain - crying alittle and pushing his penis up instead of down into the toilet.

In 97 % of living birds, the male doesn't have a penis; instead, he secretes sperm out of an opening called a cloaca, which is also used for excretion of urine and feces.

Men may experience erectile dysfunction due to blood vessel damage, and some can have a problem with retrograde ejaculation, in which semen travels to the bladder instead of through the tip of the penis.

Instead of leaning back, you lean forward, which allows his penis to stroke and stimulate your front vaginal wall, says Deitsch.

Instead of wanting to go on a date, he's asking you to go to his place or sending you penis pictures.

From dealing with failed marriages and sibling spats to an oversharing mother who talks about the size of her deceased husband's penis, «TIWILY» doesn't harp on the loss of a father; instead, it uses the death as an excuse to peer into the petri dish of familial relationships.

Super Great Daddy Day (21:07)(Originally aired August 12, 2015) Jim makes a mistake while running a number of errands around the city, submitting one child's drawing of his penis instead of his daughter's application to an exclusive Catholic school.

My humor - o - meter pegs the success rate of these jokes at about one in three, including (at best count) three fart jokes, two penis jokes, one testicle joke, and at least three jokes about Scary Movie not being real, but, you know, actually being a movie instead.

Granted, Cruz doesn't get it as bad as Strong (two words: elephant penis), but this is her second terrible comedy in as many months following «Zoolander 2,» and although «The Brothers Grimsby» at least tries to tell jokes instead of relying on cheap cameos, it still isn't funny.

This tale of crossdressing sister - fetishism and penis jokes (my favorite is the story about the scarf in volume 5) is so pervy that it's almost a miracle it was published in Shonen Jump instead of a more adult magazine.

Why would having a penis instead of vagina mean that it's wrong to like what he wants?

Instead of nails, it sports bronze penises of varying lengths and degrees of erection.

Instead of bending to this parameters, she concentrates her work around the desire drive, creating images that emulate an anus and a mouth, the hand grabbing the penis or an archeological chance of arrangement.

I might actually be tempted to buy something I see online instead of the normal penis enlargers and viagra sales...

Instead of going on the penis, female condoms go inside your vagina for pregnancy prevention or into the vagina or anus for protection from STDs.