Mr. De Palma and his collaborators have been unable to translate Mr. Ellroy's depth of feeling
into cinematic equivalents.
Others may choke on it — or worse, feel like they've wandered
into the cinematic equivalent of Christian Grey's Red Room of Pain?
Wolverine had a great cast and director and it turned
into the cinematic equivalent of the proverbial spoiled broth.
It was another in a series of very bad artistic decisions that ultimately rendered the flick
into the cinematic equivalent of road kill, only less appetizing.
Not exact matches
But then again, there probably isn't any ending to the film that really wouldn't be farfetched in some form or fashion, the
cinematic equivalent of being painted
into a corner, so it would have been a miracle not to disappoint.
At times, Taylor seems to be attempting a
cinematic equivalent of Brown's music, letting the beat of one scene shift
into to the next as the spirit moves it.
Most of Marvel Studios's films are the
cinematic equivalent of breadcrumbs, which have been dropped
into theaters strategically so as to keep one looking for the next sequel or crossover, when the endless televisual exposition will eventually, theoretically yield an event of actual consequence.
Perhaps a young child won't care that he or she is seeing a wholly derivative formula animated kid flick, but for most adults in the audience, this is the
cinematic equivalent of hammering an ice pick
into your cranium, with the throbbing pain not ceasing until the final credits release you from cutesy, oversaturated sensory stimulation.