Be warned, it takes 4 days, and has turned grown men
into gibbering wrecks.
I can't guarantee that this will happen immediately, but I can guarantee that every minute it hasn't happened yet is another minute in which I slowly turn
into a gibbering mess.
The kind that transform me from a well - educated middle - aged articulate woman
into a gibbering, incoherent fangirl mess.
Darren Aronofsky's exotic mix of backstage soap opera and gothic horror movie is tosh, really: being cast as the lead in Swan Lake wouldn't turn anyone
into a gibbering psycho, even someone as highly strung as Natalie Portman's fledgling ballerina.
The NCAA is an absurd parasite clamped to the cerebrum of college athletics, impairing thought and turning smart people
into gibbering zombies intoxicated by false virtue and real dollars.