Sentences with phrase «into pillars of salt»

I mean really, if you can create the universe in the blink of an eye, surely you can fire lightning bolts at infidels, unbelievers, and naysayers; cause a localized flood to wash into a satirist's basement; turn heathens into pillars of salt (or locusts!)

Here's a list of things we should test... 1) Worldwide floods 2) Seas parting at the command of a person 3) talking snakes, donkeys, and bushes 4) People spontaneously turning into pillars of salt 5) a few loaves of bread and some wine feeding thousands 6) instantaneous healing of disease 7) worlds forming in 6 days 8) words forming on stone tablets without the assistance of a living creature 9) people walking on water 10) resurrection on command

Completely twist it: By talking about their families... ACTUALLY THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT angry jealous space gods, who actually are love, except when they are drowning people for ignoring them, or turning people into pillars of salt...

Do we all get turned into pillars of salt?

Changing water to wine Walking on water healing the sick drowning the world in an amount of water equal to five times the water on the planet fitting several of every animal on a boat that could not hold half of the animals and have enough to eat and drink the fidelity test in numbers making striped goats by having goats stare at stripes changing people into a pillar of salt plagues of toads

How does god turn Lot's wife into a pillar of salt?

God created Adam from a handful of dirt and his spouse from a rib; Talking snakes; trees that bear fruit, that imparts knowledge and eternal life; a global flood, that required a pair of each organism on earth, be stuffed onto a boat; people who lived hundreds of years; a man who was swallowed by a fish, only to be spit up 3 days later, unhurt; a tower god was afraid might reach heaven; a woman who is turned into a pillar of salt; talking donkeys; unicorns; satyrs; a leviathan god creates and then does battle with; a zombie messiah, who was actually god incarnate; zombie Saints who left their graves and wandered about the town; belief in a circular, flat earth.

When was the last time someone got turned into a pillar of salt?

Did he turn Lot's wife into a pillar of salt?

Didn't your merciful and loving God turn a woman into a pillar of salt for being curious?

And I didn't turn into a pillar of salt.

But looketh not upon the dirty dishes after the feast, lest ye be turned into a pillar of salt!

No one has ever BEEN turned into a Pillar of Salt, Fire... water or stone PERIOD!

It's interesting to note the differences between this myth and the story of Lot's wife, who turned into a pillar of salt when she defied God and cast a backward glance at Sodom and Gomorrah.

Not exact matches

No ONE (BAR NONE) has ever seen any God (outside of the occasional burring bush and always alone), parted the Red Sea or the Jewish Sea of Reeds or even a damn pond or have they ever turned anyone to stone, pillar of salt or into your favorite color.

Jesus was only without sin because he saw first hand what his father does when he throws a temper tantrum; murder, fire, pillars of salt, plagues, floods, infanticide, forcing people into incest, etc...