The phrase
"to jerk off" means to masturbate or stimulate oneself sexually, typically by manually rubbing one's own genitals.
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«You think if Louis C.K.
jerked off in front of Dr. King, he'd be like, «I can't continue this movement»?»
It had funny jokes but it should have been M (PG 13 in USA) then PG in Australia with jokes
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And i would hate to see my childhood hero be tarnished by some fat lazy pig on the internet writing sh*t about him
while jerking off and orgasming seeing Chelseas success.
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Other than Jim
jerking off into a sock watching internet porn or seeing his dick behind a glass pot cover, the other ninety percent of the jokes revolve around Stifler.
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Famed Masturbator and Bronx native - artist Vito Acconci strayed
from jerking off under the floors of galleries and into the world of architecture and design.
Do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in just one night, or are we
just jerking off?
Only instead of McBride — who's still very much present and accounted for, bringing numerous
jerk off jokes with him — Josh Brolin gets to play the titular doe shooter.
If I got to watch a school bus full of children roll over in front of their christian parents and burst into flames and roast I would
probably jerk off right then and there.
She will tell you that and then Lars — you know him, the wonderful man with the abs that you don; t have — spends time with her — building her up, making her feel wonderful about herself... all while you're
home jerking off to pron.
Snit would have sat on the
bench jerking off and eating sunflower seeds for 10 min if he got a free walk.
Instead, it seems to be an hour of an absurdist home invasion followed by an hour of
Aronofsky jerking off to how smart he is while chanting his own name.
Maybe you're
already jerking off three times a day and want to use your time more constructively to look for a hook - up partner.
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Stranger still are the bodily functions that stand in for small talk amongst these tragic dolls, as they compare body hair growth, menstruation, and share secrets
regarding jerking off their parents in the middle of the night.
After a while, one begins to wonder if it's even still engaging to the
person jerking off.
You're more like a fucking clown who don't play video games except sitting you fat ass on a computer eating Twinkies and
jerking off Nathan Drake.
But Dave has grand ambitions — when he's not
vigorously jerking off to his well - endowed English teacher, Mrs Zane, he's dreaming of becoming a superhero.
Nowhere is this more evident than during two significant death scenes, when the respective actors share a clinch and the first glimmer of a humanizing connection, only to have Ratner
quickly jerk us off to another setting.
Efraim has never pursued a legit business and agrees with David that «
jerking off old men» (David doesn't) is no way to make a living and support a girlfriend and baby.
I had bought it at the recommendation of a friend, but after several uses, the disadvantages (entanglements, rope burns and the flying hockey puck effect) seemed to outweigh the advantages (giving the dog a wee bit more freedom, having my arm
nearly jerked off less often.)
Sometimes banging your head against the wall is much more fulfilling and interesting than producing timely video game funnies;
sometimes jerking off to Dead or Alive 2 on the Dreamcast in spectator mode is much more fulfilling and interesting than delivering a much - hyped video game on its twenty - seventh deadline extension.
It's a dirty book anyway, In My Room by Guillaume Dustan, and as she reads the line, «I was lying on the
bed jerking off, smoking a joint» in a delicate voice, the artist starts getting spattered, too.
Sean
Landers jerks off, and Ryan McGinley exposes his young friends — not that they needed prodding.
Remember Mike Kelley's 1987 felt banner that blared PANTS SHITTER AND PROUD
P.S. JERK OFF TOO, or the video Heidi, 1992, made with Paul McCarthy, that featured sausage turds and a sustained involvement with defecation?