Sentences with phrase «jerking off»

Something blurry plays out silently on video, and it takes patience (or the wall label) to realize that Vito Acconci lay under a gallery floor, jerking off.

It's a dirty book anyway, In My Room by Guillaume Dustan, and as she reads the line, «I was lying on the bed jerking off, smoking a joint» in a delicate voice, the artist starts getting spattered, too.

Sometimes banging your head against the wall is much more fulfilling and interesting than producing timely video game funnies; sometimes jerking off to Dead or Alive 2 on the Dreamcast in spectator mode is much more fulfilling and interesting than delivering a much - hyped video game on its twenty - seventh deadline extension.

The video showed Hague kicking the dog — a one - year - old Doberman pinscher — and jerking her off the ground by her leash.

Anything that is porn doesn't count — we're talking about writing, not jerking off on a page, which has always had different «marketing» attached to it — and those real books that have gained a mainstream audience have done so specifically because they were eventually traditionally published, i.e. pulled out of the self - publishing slush pile.

I can not believe people are jerking off on these lazy overpowered supercars, honestly I can not.

From the immortal words in Blazing Saddles directly to the idiots in DC: «God...... are we doing the right thing or are we just jerking off»

The endearing and amusing Aaron Johnson stars as Dave Lizewski, a teenager who spends his days being bullied around by other kids at his high school, hanging out with his buddies at his neighbourhood comic book shop, jerking off to thoughts of his big - titted English teacher (Deborah Twiss) and secretly longing for pretty classmate Katie (Lyndsy Fonseca).

But Dave has grand ambitions — when he's not vigorously jerking off to his well - endowed English teacher, Mrs Zane, he's dreaming of becoming a superhero.

After a while, one begins to wonder if it's even still engaging to the person jerking off.

By contrast, Spacey's Lester, jerking off in a shower and lusting after his teenage daughter's nymphet cheerleader pal (see: Election for a better snapshot), is meant as post-modern icon: the inner dude embracing the stupid»70s teen chowderhead, who remains the taffy moral centre for an audience of middle - aged men remembering what it's like to get stoned, bang minors, and listen to Pink Floyd and The Who.

The director isn't naïve enough to portray Ronnie as simply the harmless victim of a McCarthyesque witch hunt being run by guilt - wracked Larry (Noah Emmerich), providing the pariah with a date scene in which he ends the night by jerking off in the woman's car and then threatening her with violence if she dares mention what's occurred.

Stranger still are the bodily functions that stand in for small talk amongst these tragic dolls, as they compare body hair growth, menstruation, and share secrets regarding jerking off their parents in the middle of the night.

Not even his true love, played by Scarlett Johansson as if she were Monteclair's answer to Jessica Rabbit, can keep him from jerking off, six, seven, eight times a day.

May is the month we all lay down to celebrate the fine art of wanking, jerking off, rubbing one out, twirling the pearl, onanism, self - loving, going solo, spanking the monkey, fapping, self - servicing — ...

«Not just that, I wonder what it would be like to be fucked, just to have a big warm penis sliding inside of me taking advantage of me, sometimes I even picture myself jerking off slowly with a sexy girl to the left, and having a guy with a juicy cock to the right, and having to choose which one I want.»

Man I've been jerking off for 12 years now without any stable partner.

Stop jerking off with your life, and get serious about earning.

I tried «jerking off» with porn (porn is legal if watched together, btw) and she found out.

Go ahead and remember the name Shea Patterson because ESPN will be jerking him off for the next 3 or 4 years.

Of course not or you must be jerking off yourself to death... That is just not going to happen, simple as that?

Do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in just one night, or are we just jerking off?

I agree CC but — you can't deny how footy commentator's turn on the reverential tone and start jerking off when Gerrard, Alonso or Pirlo does the same.

Snit would have sat on the bench jerking off and eating sunflower seeds for 10 min if he got a free walk.

And i would hate to see my childhood hero be tarnished by some fat lazy pig on the internet writing sh*t about him while jerking off and orgasming seeing Chelseas success.

She will tell you that and then Lars — you know him, the wonderful man with the abs that you don; t have — spends time with her — building her up, making her feel wonderful about herself... all while you're home jerking off to pron.

Finally, he asked if I would take a call, and I said, I have to get this jerk off my back.

If I got to watch a school bus full of children roll over in front of their christian parents and burst into flames and roast I would probably jerk off right then and there.

He jerked off like a typical man.

I pit Walkerswood Jerk Marinade against Mi Hungry BBQ and Jamaican Cuisine Jerk offering in a side by side rib off because if I called it a jerk off, it would be inappropriate!?!

Maybe if he jerked off more he would have less of these delusions about the Lord talking to him about baseball.

Analytics aren't just something to jerk off to when things are good and ignore when things are bad

And if people are so frustated go on use a lotion and jerk off in your bed ar * sehole.

I believe there are a lot of people who were upset when McCloughan got fired because they used to jerk off to his poster every night, but, I for one am still waiting for the results of the arbitration to come out before I even begin to try and assess blame.

will buy one of those wenger sleeping bags and jerk off to his wispering homilies about cohesion and team spirit... might have to get a bit upset at xmas when we «ve slipped a bit but will be back in for a champions league place come march singing the praises to the idiot grenouille and how he has delivered so much despite the voodo curse that was put on us by the evil neville brothers and the midget owen....

Ryan had the highest passing yardage of his career and this jerk off thinks he's just going to swap the identity of this football team with no consequences.

Yes me too, stop talking so much about this jerk off José.

Can you believe those jerk offs initially climbed ladders to get the ball out since they didn't think to cut out the bottom?

Do you ever turn your partner down yet you jerk off when he or she is out?

Lesson learned = stay away from venomous snakes... get a whore or jerk off.

«Does this thing jerk you off?»

Before there was the count of some bull sh % t there was the guy in a glass house tossing stones Jerk off!!

A bridge across the Eel River is jerked off its foundations, taking a busload of farm workers with it.

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