Sentences with phrase «jerking off into»
[Music Playing] Dave Franco: You're so hot, I'm gonna jerk you off into a Popsicle Dave Franco: mold, and then I'm gonna freeze the cum, and then I'm Dave Franco: gonna deep throat that cum - sicle.
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If I got to watch a school bus full of children roll over in front of their christian parents and burst into flames and roast I would probably jerk off right then and there.
They pop back into your head: the kid hanging off the chair, left arm askew; the three - piece - suit - and - briefcase guy, head jerking like a man with runaway Tourette's; the 30 - something Latino clutching his chest.
In fact, if you jerked the mouse up and down hard enough, you could even rip the flag off the pole, and watch it flutter away into the distance.
Just to top off the paternalistic righteousness jug, they also import more pathos into Ramón's apparently insufficiently pitiable plight, as do an Alzheimer's - afflicted father (Joan Dalmau), a simpleton nephew (Tamar Novas, playing a pastiche of several characters as the, sniff, son Ramón never had), and a degenerative disease for Julia (Cerebral Autosomal Dominant Arteriopathy with Sub-cortical Infarcts and Leukoencephalopathy), thus allowing her to have a tear - jerking coda of her very own.
So when this wealthy jerk falls off his expensive yacht and ends up washed up on a beach with amnesia, she has no problem convincing him that they're married and forcing him to head out into the workforce.
After entertaining his buddies by miming a sex act with an anatomically correct female sand sculpture, he wades knee - deep into the drink to jerk off.
The Critic's Corner: If you aren't compelled to throw a barrel of Oscars Amy Adams's way for brutally jerking Philip Seymour Hoffman off into a hotel sink — showing, long before Phantom Thread's Alma and Cyril, that Paul Thomas Anderson's oeuvre of tortured men is equally populated with vexatious, powerful women — then I don't know what to say to you.
To minimize launch delays that can cause jerks and shuddering, the transmission is kept in gear even with the engine off as opposed to shifting it into neutral.
The ps fanboys are whipped into a frenzy of jerking each other off to Sony propaganda.
He comes off as a stern, militaristic jerk, but discovering his true motives turn him from Videogame Bad Guy into a sympathetic, tragic character.
You were the one who (predicatbly) wandered off into «overtly political» (as if the IPCC isn't) and the usual knee - jerk reference to the tobacco industry.