Sentences with word «jizz»
"jizz" is a slang term used to refer to semen, which is the fluid that is released from the penis during sexual activity. Full definition
I don't blame anybody for jizzing all over it, I just don't feel exactly the same way.
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The media and football world jizzes on their pants... pathetic...
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I will only jizz when daddy allows.
Sane cassual good Fucking time together and have one or more of those strong peak jizzing squirting all over good time.
When I first read the Schwarzenegger news over at AICN last night I almost jizzed in my pants.
licks up leftover napalm jizz, if evan rachel was in it like she was supposed to i would had to sell my napalm death records for a catheter.
Being that Paul is my absolute favorite director I am obviously jizzing all over myself with excitement.
The internet, circle - jerk, fart sniffing, jizz fest over Dark Souls had put me off that series entirely and when Bloodborne was revealed to be pretty much in the same vein I was less than barely enthusiastic.
Similarly, the efforts of Aaron Sorkin and Steven Zaillian (both previous winners) to make baseball statisticians» math - jizzing sound as clever as the pentateuch of Saint Benjamin Hecht will be regarded by fellow writers as the screenwriters» equivalent of striking paydirt with a Tumblr blog showcasing stock photos of smiling women eating salad.
The movie features lots of boozing, lots of talk about jizz, lots of references to Franco's ambiguous sexuality, lots of limbs being hacked off, and lots of great cameos, from Emma Watson, Paul Rudd and Rihanna, among others.
I love that they specify «realtime,»»cause it's already sad enough wanking it to Atari classics with the shadowy figure of another man looming just off camera, let alone suddenly jizzing your pants several hours later on the subway ride back to your empty studio apartment.
They have known properties like Darksiders, Red Faction and Pillars of Eternity that are known properties but no where near the bloated, cash - oozing monstrosties that EA and Activision Blizzard jizz out.
Particularly sickening about this latest move from EA is that it seems to be working — early responses seem to be that people are backing down from their anger and happily gobbling up the big steaming bowl of cougar jizz they're being handed.
You might have to spray more of your team's color of jizz around an arena to win, or you might be racing through a field of cacti (yes, ouch), flying to the big anus planet in the sky, or tasked with rounding up wiener dogs (i.e. dachshunds).
In the first instance a giant blob monster jizzes it's way out of the bosses face.
With attentiveness, gossip moves plots in the garden, the flowers jizz and stutter.
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Kevin bemoans horror - themed television programs while Merrill continues to jizz all over Flashpoint.
Plus fill my ass full of hot thick load's of jizz.
Jesus f» ing christ... This was ment to be a positive article, and you jizzed all over it.
All Zabit had to do was faint and Rogan was jizzing his pants but yes, a great demonstration of skill and heart in that fight.
Boy am I jazzed... or is that jizzed?
Or you can switch your online dating profile from casual hookups to a site looking for true love — women are, on average, far more into your jizz if they're in a trusted and secure relationship.
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It's almost terrifying how well this remake of the Saturday Night Live digital short «Jizz In My Pants» works with the cast of Heroes.
(In one more trip down the Wookieepedia wormhole, Ehrenreich reveals that the jazz music played at the Mos Eisley Cantina is called «jizz.»)
And it's directed by Saturday Night Live veteran Akiva Schaffer, who has directed and co-written the vast majority of the SNL digital shorts with Andy Samberg (including «Dick in a Box» and «Jizz in My Pants»).
It features Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone, aka The Lonely Island, the creative, good - natured, crazy - silly brainchildren behind SNL Digital Shorts classics such as Dick in a Box, Jizz in My Pants, Lazy Sunday, I'm on a Boat, and I Just Had Sex, as well as the 2007 feature - length film, Hot Rod.
It's a jizz - heist laffer, from the Beerfest and Super Troopers guys, in which Paul Schneider's character tries to break into a sperm bank to get back his donated seed so that he can get his wife (Olivia Munn) pregnant.
Hitchcock must be jizzing in his grave.
What if the «having sex with an apple pie» joke or «jizz in a cup» scene were not seen as the height of 90s comedy, but a disgusting misuse of bodily fluids?
Yet, you would be the first one jizzing all over the place if microsoft had a marketing deal for gta 6 for example.
Some slang terms for ejaculation include: cum or come, jizz, and shooting your load.