Sentences with phrase «jizzed in»

When I first read the Schwarzenegger news over at AICN last night I almost jizzed in my pants.
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It's almost terrifying how well this remake of the Saturday Night Live digital short «Jizz In My Pants» works with the cast of Heroes.
It features Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone, aka The Lonely Island, the creative, good - natured, crazy - silly brainchildren behind SNL Digital Shorts classics such as Dick in a Box, Jizz in My Pants, Lazy Sunday, I'm on a Boat, and I Just Had Sex, as well as the 2007 feature - length film, Hot Rod.
Hitchcock must be jizzing in his grave.
What if the «having sex with an apple pie» joke or «jizz in a cup» scene were not seen as the height of 90s comedy, but a disgusting misuse of bodily fluids?
That's the reaction for jizzing in your pants.

Not exact matches

All Zabit had to do was faint and Rogan was jizzing his pants but yes, a great demonstration of skill and heart in that fight.
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licks up leftover napalm jizz, if evan rachel was in it like she was supposed to i would had to sell my napalm death records for a catheter.
The internet, circle - jerk, fart sniffing, jizz fest over Dark Souls had put me off that series entirely and when Bloodborne was revealed to be pretty much in the same vein I was less than barely enthusiastic.
You might have to spray more of your team's color of jizz around an arena to win, or you might be racing through a field of cacti (yes, ouch), flying to the big anus planet in the sky, or tasked with rounding up wiener dogs (i.e. dachshunds).
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