Sentences with phrase «joke about breast»

While her joke about breast changes might be less than flattering, the fact is that breast tissue does shift in composition - and shape - as we age.

Other than the requisite jokes about breast milk in coffee, my father - in - law was good - natured about storing the milk in his fridge.

(She nursed her 4 - month - old daughter, Bryn, as we talked, joking about her breasts, «You're not special, everybody in the country has seen them by now.»)

Not exact matches

It's hardly even a surprise anymore when a company advertises women as one of its office «perks,» or a high - profile tech conference kicks off with a joke about a a new app for staring at breasts, or a male tech investor declares he wants to change the way women smell through biohacking.

There is the joke about nursing homes being populated by an aging population with breast and penal implants who can no longer remember what they should do with them.

You always hear jokes about different aspects of breast - feeding, and some were afraid to bring it to the floor of the Senate because they feared there would be embarrassing questions and that it would become a joke,» said Frazier, who got involved after a group of nursing mothers came to his office and shared their experiences about breast - feeding in public.

EPing for twins is no joke, its been really hard, but I kept up with it and was able to feed them only breast milk up until about 5 months without even dipping into my freezer stash.

I couldn't relate to friends who wore breast pads or who lightly joked about having a «let down» in the grocery store or shower.

OK, fine, but what if your job has a private space with a locking door that's not the bathroom where you can pump for as long as you need as often as you need so that you can use your industrial strength breast pump which by some miracle you can afford so you can now fill up bag after bag of fresh healthy milk every three hours at work for six months straight and your supportive husband can drive to work and pick it up for you so you don't even have to store it in the gross community refrigerator so as to avoid the all - too - inevitable jokes about whether you're going to «whip up a milkshake for everyone» or remarks such as, «Guess we'll be just fine when the coffee creamer runs out?»

A lot my friends who are new moms and were heading back to work joked about how no matter how much companies try to dress it up, a breast pump bag is always a breast pump bag, and everyone always knows what you're lugging around in that bag.

i am a firm believer in BREAST IS BEST!my daughter is now 9 mths and goin strong!she is so healthy - from birth she was 10lbs2oz - now she is around 22 lbs and 30in tall and almost walking!i started gvin her a little bit of baby food around 5 mths (she actually wasnt impressed!she prefers bits of table food) but she really only wants to nurse!i plan on nursing her untill shes ready to quit - despite my moms jokes about me in the future sitting in her 1st grade class and nursing her in the back!i actually plan on becoming a breastfeeding advocate and supporter for new moms that really want to breastfeed!i try to encourage any pregger (even strangers) and i cant wait to gain more knowledge so i can really help others!ther is such a special connection that i feel as i nourish my child and she stares up into my eyes!and its so convinent - its the all - in - one fix!

New mom Mila Kunis recently went on Conan and joked about her post-baby breasts: «Boy, did these things grow!»

Andy, reduced to rhapsodizing about breasts that feel like» bags of sand,» is a man guessing at forbidden pleasure, but beneath the very funny joke we're cued to the ripples of Andy's shame, his need to fake his existence.

Crude stuff for a family newspaper, but despite the warm - and - fuzzy - celebrity cred that star Courteney Cox brings to it, some funny lines and good acting all around, Cougar Town is a crude show, built on jokes about oral sex and droopy breasts, a show in which words like «coochie» are used with regrettable abandon.

The logic behind (Arctic decrease + Antarctic increase) = no change / problem reminds me of the old joke about a recent statistic survey showing that the average person has one breast and one testicle....