Sentences with phrase «jokes about getting»

Never make jokes about getting drunk; make sure that your children understand that it is neither funny nor acceptable.

Her fiancé jokes about getting tipsy while sampling various bottles of the alcoholic beverage.

Jokes about getting back at their locker - jamming bullies transform into concrete plans to kill classmates.

As Bitcoin's price went on a wild roller coaster ride in recent months, we joked about getting back in.

(jokingly) But not joking about getting rid of those books.

No disrespect meant but I read your post and thought «Wow, no long term fan would joke about getting mid 30's players, they're probably still in shock of being linked with anyone past 30 still...»

She gets a bit annoyed when I joke about getting mixed up with the wrong types if she can't give me some relief but that's ok because i want her to know why things happen if they do.

My mom loves cows and used to joke about getting one.

also wheres the joke about getting hit in the balls?

Jodie Foster looked cool on her crutches, joking about getting kneecapped by Her Streepness, I, Tonya - style.

Honestly it seems that Nintendo don't like Waluigi, they even joke about him getting his own game in April Fools, so I doubt a Waluigi game will happen soon, but I personally think that Nintendo should give the guy a chance and I think Waluigi don't his own game for that, I think put him in Wario series, like WarioWare and Wario Land, is enought, I also don't know what else he could fit, what of kind of game he could be the protagonist, maybe in Mario & Luigi RPG like Dominos post bellow, but still be not that game protagonist.

* Leslie Mann joked about getting husband Judd Apatow ready for the awards: «I have to shave his neck and do the slow fade down his back so it looks natural.»

Not exact matches

It's a hoary old stereotype that women take longer to get ready than men, but there are several reasons it might be true that have nothing to do with outmoded jokes about complicated hair care or excessive vanity.

Just like the old joke about how to get to Carnegie Hall, practice and hard work are important.

«It's pretty hard to get passionate about an interest rate increase,» Barkan joked, gazing out his hotel window.

The second was the woman who heard the joke, got highly offended, and blogged about it, complete with a picture of the «offenders.»

The voicebot, developed by Amazon and now so popular that they make commercials joking about which spouse gets to talk to her, is everywhere.

There's the bigger question of whether the far - right media is truly as relevant and impactful as the show's creators argue, and whether the presumably left - leaning audience will know enough about the far right to fully get the joke.

(It's like the old joke about how a mule is what you get when you try to design a horse by committee.)

Between songs, they told jokes and shared personal stories about how they met, got their start and how Kenny's inspiration for writing the song «Last Dollar» was literally being down to his last dollar in Vegas in 2002.

As the Silicon Valley joke goes, on - demand start - ups are about getting people to do stuff your mom used to do.

Forbes, in turn, notes that Trump has a long history of trying to inflate his Forbes valuation and decades ago editors even joked about having a «Trump rule» when assessing Trump's net worth - consider the amount Trump claims and then divide it by three to get the real worth.

Ingraham got crosswise with anti-gun Parkland student David Hogg when she made a fairly innocuous joke about how the teenager was whining over being turned down by several colleges he applied to attend.

Bootyfunk The joke about all of this is that you really don't get it.

Tons of christians don't go to church, and at my church we always joke about the C&E's — the people who pack the place on Christmas and Easter only and make it hard for the rest of us to even get into the place.

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I tell them about the fire trucks and the ambulance, I joke about how my mother's nerves will never recover, I always get a laugh when I tell everyone about how I was whisked away in an ambulance with our baby and Brian was left standing alone in the parking lot wondering what in the hell just happened.

I got connected with the BioLogos Forum and even attended a conference on science and faith where I pretended to understand jokes at the lunch table about protein biosynthesis.

In college we used to joke about a guy going up to a girl and telling her that God wanted them to get married; because you're right «God told me so» is like the ultimate trump card.

Ahh, also Hawking knows a LOT more about physics than you do, or I do, and when YOU get to be the Lucasian Professor, then you can say he's a joke.

The campaign stopped short of issuing a fatwa against the editors, although there was a little nervous joking around here about who would get to open the mail.

The tinies are old enough now to get our jokes, and that one when Anne saw a guy wearing a racoon hat and you pulled the car over and hollered about how you couldn't wait to see a racoon in a hat made me nearly cry with laughter.

Well perhaps you don't read The Onion very much and don't get their sense of humor, but I am quite sure this was a joke about religious people.

But one of the things I've always loved about blogging is that I get to my whole self here: I get to love theology and Church talk, I get to write about mothering and family and marriage, I get to crack jokes at my own expense, I get to love Doctor Who and Call the Midwife, I get to love thrifting and knitting and pretty things as well as being a Jesus feminist, I get to be a homemaker who talks recipes and cleaning and laundry as well as a lover of literature and poetry and history and Girl Power, I love the local church and yet I don't wear rose - coloured glasses about this stuff.

Early on, he misses the joke, about Lou Avery's comic - strip aspirations, that gets Stan and the copywriters into trouble.

We'd just been joking sarcastically about hoping we didn't get pulled over in Texas for being an interracial couple.

There was even a joke about masturbation... Yeah, that's the Drew Marshall Show... got ta love it!

I DO N'T THINK ANY OF YOU ARE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO GET THE JOKE OF THE ORIGINAL POST, AS YOU ALL KEEP COMMENTING SERIOUSLY ABOUT IT.

So, let me get this straight, so to speak, 1 Cor 6:9,10 say that men lying with men will not inherit God's Kingdom, and what about Romans 1:26 - 30, it is a joke?.

I won't joke about the bacon because bacon jokes are getting very cliche I think.

Now, if this were back in the day and my blog was still called Making Love In The Kitchen, and I still got a kick out of referring to my nut milk bag as a My Nut Sack, I might be inclined to crack a few 12 - year - old - boy - jokes about nut cheese.

We joke about how our future kids» friends will react when they stay for dinner and then find out we're having dahl... Iguess I better get working on a back up healthy mac & cheese...

It's the running joke among vegans / vegetarians that as soon as you tell somebody you don't eat animal products, they immediately get a nutrition degree and interrogate you about protein.

Who was I to joke about that... I was as hippie as it gets back in those days.

Mark and I often joke about wanting some good P&Q... and I suppose eventually one of these years we're sure to get some!

We have a joke in our house about how often we use ramekins so anything that gets cooked in a ramekin is something I must try.

There was also that time he got #actuallymad about an internet joke involving a shark, and LSU players got to clap back at him by using his own words.

There is talks and rumours about Wilshere getting a raise and being «rewarded» with a # 100,000 / week contract... I hope it is, in fact, a joke...!!

got to his family, they were clearly not happy about it (even as one might defended it as a joke it was still from the official H&R account with plenty of followers).

The rumours about Giroud getting a contract extension better be a joke.