Sentences with phrase «jokes about how»

My family jokes about how everything in our house is some shade of white.

DD still jokes about how terrible my profile was.

There are copious memes and jokes about how great a man who vacuums is, and yet, such a man can feel less manly and / or his female partner might feel less feminine by virtue of seeing her husband take on these chores.

While you may like to crack jokes about how MadCatz controllers are the third - party controller nobody wanted to play Super Smash Bros. with at your birthday party, the fact of the matter is MadCatz has been in the controller business a long time and know what they're doing.

As soon as the product was revealed, in a quiet pre-registration launch on Thursday this week, critics were already making semi-serious jokes about how sensible it would be to pay Amazon for the privilege of bringing Echo into your home.

I had the opportunity to ask the Shovel Knight guys, to their faces, why they still hadn't gotten around to putting female characters in their game, as they promised in their Kickstarter so long ago — but instead, I made some jokes about how they should put Samus («me») in the game.

The replies - of course - are universally jokes about how not a single one of them is on the payload.

Expect plenty of jokes about how, inexplicably, nobody else in the world knows how to build things.

While everyone makes jokes about how Nintendo rehashes the same franchises over and over, the fact is that you buy a Nintendo console for Nintendo games.

We even have jokes about how jumpy cats can be because they don't just react a little bit — they seem to react violently.

I remember talking about the previous day's chapter at school, and making jokes about how absurd the physics of that show was, with those neverending soccer fields and those crazy shots.

In designing the new powerplant, engineers eliminated 40 percent of components deemed unnecessary (for example, the crankshaft bearing saddle), so please, no jokes about how much money the factory saved.

Expect plenty of jokes about how, inexplicably, nobody else in the world knows how to build things.

There are great jokes about how lame some of Batman's villains are.

Washington — Every year around this time, Washington puts up with jokes about how it is «Hollywood for ugly people,» and this year is no exception.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is essentially a series of dumb jokes about how dumb Swanson, er, Buffy is, alternated with badly - choreographed action sequences intended, I suppose, as camp.

Despite a series of jokes about how games are filled with fetch quests and «kill all the enemies» missions, Sunset Overdrive regularly sends the player out on a seemingly endless series of... fetch quests and kill all the enemies missions.

Will there be jokes about how literal Drax is?

And if nothing else, they can tell jokes about how disastrously everything went last time (because, after all, most first - time Oscar hosts are terrible).

Those segments are then tied together by a story about a precocious young girl who, by the way, has an animal sidekick and that is filled with pratfalls, innocently mischievous humor, and a couple of jokes about how «icky» kissing is.

Going into Wang Bing's latest documentary, Mrs. Fang, I was too busy cracking jokes about how much shorter it is than his previous works (his breakthrough film, Tie xi qu: West of the Tracks, clocks in at nine hours; his recent masterpiece»Til Madness Do Us Part comes in at close to four) and had somehow failed to realize I'd be watching almost an hour and a half of a woman lying on her deathbed.

That being said, in the movie's one surprising twist, despite an R rating ripe for some knowing jokes about how a network television show entirely built around T & A could never actually show either, the only nudity here is one dead man's penis.

They don't even make jokes about how Marvel movies always kill characters and bring them back.

When a franchise descends to having its own characters wink at the audience with jokes about how it's run out of ideas, and resorts to just (literally) setting things on fire, not once but twice in it's 90ish minute runtime, it's one movie past time to stop.

There's some good jokes about how advanced these characters are becoming when one of the original operators literally just has a big breaching hammer.

«Women are especially guilty of making jokes about how fat or how bad we look, but when we do that, we empower other women (or men) to do the same,» says Budig, founder of AIM TRUE.

Friends, Ed Miliband did some jokes about how «geeky» he is, and the audience liked it.

He and George Osborne have now been replaced with May and Hammond which is good news too, because it means I can spend the next few years making jokes about how they are slow and useless.

There's a bit of tension as Bercow and Cameron trade chilly jokes about how long PMQs lasts.

Jeffries seemed to enjoy the moment and delivered one of his better speeches, with a steady stream of jokes about how he was bringing Brooklyn attitude to the halls of Washington.

Labour making jokes about how or what or which school people went to or was he air brushed, nothing about the real problems no policies.

For a while, I was able to make jokes about how we were -LSB-...]

Or perhaps, deep down, Britain's fundamental response to seeing a young, black, working - class man taking his own advice is to tell him to sit back down, instruct him as to what's best for him, then make jokes about how many children he has.

There's a reason nearly every Christian institution has jokes about how young her members wed: They're accurate!

One thing I've stopped doing: making jokes about how I'm going to invest in a shotgun collection when she starts dating, or how I'm not going to let her out of the house till she's 30.

I feel insecure about my decision to put off starting a family, so I make self - depreciating jokes about how I lack motherly instincts.

Your parents, my parents, my sister cracking jokes about how she was the only one wearing fuchsia and that was exactly what was wrong with seminaries «There's not enough fuchsia at the Jesus school!»

With every quarterly earnings call, my Twitter feed lights up with jokes about how Amazon continues to grow its revenue and make no profits and how trusting investors continue to rewards the company for it.

Kim apparently tried to downplay the underlying tension between the two by joking about how many years it took for him to visit South Korea despite the very thin demarcation line between them.

Just like the old joke about how to get to Carnegie Hall, practice and hard work are important.

Every time he came by, he'd gesture at the box and crack a new joke about how odd it was that I enjoyed fishing.

CEO Travis Kalanick joked about how desirable he is to women, thanks to Uber's success.

It's «equal pay day,» and that means it's the annual day we ladies all joke about how we can't wait for year 2059 — the year pay is actually expected to be roughly equal for women and men.

Tech insiders like to joke about how a startup hasn't really gone under until its founder or CEO writes about their experience on Medium.

At an all - staff meeting to reveal the results of attorney Eric Holder's investigation into Uber's cultural issues, TPG founding partner and Uber board member David Bonderman made a sexist joke about how women talk too much.

(It's like the old joke about how a mule is what you get when you try to design a horse by committee.)

Ever heard that joke about how if you are young and you aren't a democrat, you have no heart, but if you are old and you aren't a republican, you have no brain?

Mocking the media for ripping off Trump coverage, or joking about how (oops!)

Ingraham got crosswise with anti-gun Parkland student David Hogg when she made a fairly innocuous joke about how the teenager was whining over being turned down by several colleges he applied to attend.

The men said that Roman always dreamt of being a pilot and that they would sometimes joke about how old the planes were that he flew.