Sentences with phrase «jokes about men»

Tired jokes about men, women and sense of direction have existed since the dawn of time.

Have you heard the joke about the man who came to church for the first time?

Reminds me of the one Emo Phillips joke about the man on the bridge.

Remember the joke about the man trapped on his house as flood waters rise up?

I once heard a joke about a man who said leg cramps were worse than labour.

There is the revealing joke about the man who is on his hands and knees under a streetlamp at night, looking for his lost car keys.

People often joke about men gaining pregnancy weight along with the expecting women in their lives.

In one, patients listened to familiar and unfamiliar voices telling the same story they heard at baseline (a short joke about a man buying ice - cream and getting a pickle with it.)

SUBSTANCE USE - A teacher recommends medication for two boys that she says can not focus, and a man makes a joke about another man's cigarette being something other than tobacco.

I'm reminded of the old joke about the man falling off the Empire State Building who as he passes the 30th floor says «so far so good.»

We used to joke about men who won't stop and ask for directions or admit they are lost.

I'm not sure I could joke about the man I loved — and lost — a year later... maybe I could... I don't want to find out.

Not exact matches

Joke all you want about grown men and women wearing Mickey Mouse ears, but the DisneyWorld and Universal Studios theme park complexes are major employers for people over 50 who want to trade the stresses of a white - collar career for something more light - hearted.

It's a hoary old stereotype that women take longer to get ready than men, but there are several reasons it might be true that have nothing to do with outmoded jokes about complicated hair care or excessive vanity.

It's «equal pay day,» and that means it's the annual day we ladies all joke about how we can't wait for year 2059 — the year pay is actually expected to be roughly equal for women and men.

In his «Weirdo» set, Glover jokes about a 2010 internet campaign that wanted to see him cast as Peter Parker in the then - upcoming «Spider - Man» reboot.

In November, the two men joked on the sidelines of a summit in Asia about the inevitable salting of Trudeau's hair and the fleeting optimism of youth.

The men said that Roman always dreamt of being a pilot and that they would sometimes joke about how old the planes were that he flew.

A good number of men are sympathetic to this concern, but still make jokes about women moving into areas formerly populated almost exclusively by males.

(«There,» said the Mad Men writers» room, «since we've made a joke about our heavy - handed symbolism, nobody can criticize us for it.»)

What would you call a grown man (50 + years in age if you have grown children) who sits on a belief blog everyday making mama jokes and posting hateful messages about religion?

Rex Brendas somment was about jeremys article it was a joke as no man knows the time of Jesus return even Jesus himself only the father knows.She did nt think that was funny?

When he jokes about the bumbling wise men or the bourgeois Joseph, Auden laughs at those traits in himself and teaches us that it is necessary to laugh at ourselves, too.

The people who defends you in public still joke about you behind your back.Nothing like thinking of two men loving each other.Does it smell like crap when you pull it out.

Men make jokes about old scientific professors, even more than they make them about bishops — not because science is lighter than religion, but because science is always by its nature more solemn and austere than religion.

A man who refused to endorse killing civilians in the midst of a guerrilla war is now a mascot for people who joke about killing them in peacetime.

Yet within sight, sound, and stink of these things men and women were murdered by the agents of the state, perhaps because they had told an unwise joke about the regime, perhaps for no reason at all.

Hey black pastors how about you focus on black on black violence, or blacks low graduation rates and low education, or the drug epidemic, or the fact that black men abandon their children at a higher rate than other races... yeah ga. y marriage should be a big issue... what a fvcking joke...

But what incongruities in life would the God - man find to laugh at or joke about?

Kinda reminds me of the joke about the Chinese man who did not deny the assumption that all Chinese know Kung Fu.

So, let me get this straight, so to speak, 1 Cor 6:9,10 say that men lying with men will not inherit God's Kingdom, and what about Romans 1:26 - 30, it is a joke?.

Despite a host of jokes about the kitchen being a woman's place, when it comes to professional kitchens, food service is traditionally been a man's domain.

I can't think about Nachos without thinking about this joke a man recorded and illustrated after his wife had a little too much wine and told it to...

By far the best article I have ever read on this site, there was no bias or empty statements, just cold hard facts, the writer even respected wengers budget but still pointed to where he should've improved, there are no excuses, what you read is literrally all u get with arsene, if you gave him a budget of 9m or 1 billion, he will ALWAYS take the risk cause he doesn't give a fk about the consequences as if he was a teenager raging through puberty, his stubborn is absolutely pathetic, can you believe he turned down signing a keeper when almunia was shocking, can you believe he didn't sign a CB when squillaci was awful, can you believe that he REFUSED to sign a CDM for almost 8 years, CAN you believe on one of the most important transfer windows of arsenals history, arsene decided to go host charity matches in rome, that's right instead of trying hard for the fans that have respected him and pay him one of the highest managerial wages in the world, he decided to do what he pleased as usual, cause he doesn't answer to anyone, nor does he giving a flying fk, gazidis a man i thought was also a crook went and did arsene's job for him and at least got us a striker (which cost us the title in january last season) and arsene foolishly proclaims that «if i was here we wouldn't of signed danny» meaning we wouldn't of had ANY recognised cf till giroud recovered, arsene wenger is a joke of the highest order, lack of respect, lack of shame and lack order, i despise him

No wonder some fans are on about the old man jokes, like when a grandpa says in my day we could buy etc etc etc for a shilling.

Following the game, fans took to social media to joke about the transfer of Alexis Sanchez to Man United, a deal the Daily Mail report as being one that is done.

(I'm still joking about LeBron's «Global Icon» talk, even though it was a sincere objective for a striving young man who simply had the nerve to expect more from himself.

The man has gone from being below par around 10 years ago to a poor manager about 7 years ago to a sick and alarming joke this last five seasons.

Or perhaps, deep down, Britain's fundamental response to seeing a young, black, working - class man taking his own advice is to tell him to sit back down, instruct him as to what's best for him, then make jokes about how many children he has.

No that's right Robert Mugabe would have never left lacazette on the bench, I'm only joking of course, I think so many of us are so annoyed, depressed and frankly really jacked off we're venting our frustrations and saying and doing things that aren't in our nature, I know I have and that's the real calamity of all this, a few old men have managed to divide our massive fan base in half, we all care about the Arsenal and have our own ideas of what's going on and the saddest thing of all is it's only going to get worse.

Absolute joke with the sale of ox and Gibbs we have made money gazidis wenger lied to are faces again we have some extremely wealthy men at are club and Stan is on about spending 3 billion on the rams for a new ground if any one still backs these muppets it's time for u to get out of are club with them if it means I have to take a banner every week to get these idiots out that's what I'll do bring back David dean please

Greedy Stan Kronke is only concerned with making money, and if Usmanov sells up then we are in it deep cos Wenger will continue to steal a living from the club as will that clown Walcott.We are also rans, there is no real desire to spend a penny more than necessary and every year Wenger fiddles around at the edges of the team but never really completes the job, I'm sick of watching the same game over and over, Wenger waving his arms about but doing the like for like subs on about 70 mins as usual while Bouldy sticks to his vow of silence, we are a joke among the top teams, and if Wenger signs a new deal then I may have to take a 2 year sabbatical cos I'm sick of the man and his bu # * ~ $ t press conferences,

This week, trying to get Papa just a little bit of catch up rest time (which is kind of a joke - I owe this man about 7 years worth of sleep - ins), I found myself in the kitchen earlier than usual.

Imagine men in a barber shop joking about how they ordered their girl's tits cropped off!

You know how we women joke that men compensate for things they lack in by bragging about the things they have?

The man convicted for making a «menacing» joke on Twitter about blowing up an airport has been acquitted at the high court.

The term was used as part of a homophobic joke about the death of a man at TV Michael Barrymore's house, which Farage later defended.

The first few group sessions with the men involved grunts and the occasional joke about sex as many showed a complete unwillingness to accept help.

As though making jokes about the president being assassinated wasn't low enough, now you're making fun of a blind man.

Scott noted Paladino posted a joke Monday on his Facebook page about a man with 100,000 rounds of ammunition..