Sentences with phrase «jokes about sex»

Sex - stories about sex and jokes about sex — made it into many episodes, and Michael (Wayans) didn't hold back when it came time to discipling his kids Jr. (George O. Gore II), Kady (Parker McKenna Posey) and Claire (Jennifer Freeman) with hilariously harsh punishments.

You'll often find kids this age giggling over «dirty» jokes about sex, body parts, sexual orientation, etc., but do they really understand them?

Of course, the vast majority of comments consisted of readers» insulting each other and making juvenile jokes about sex.

Also, the Bible is a book written by humans and for humans, and since humans throughout time and around the world all engage in sex and joke about sex, what would be really shocking is if the Bible didn't talk about sex.

The first few group sessions with the men involved grunts and the occasional joke about sex as many showed a complete unwillingness to accept help.

Rose and Windy often joke about sex, but its real implications — like teen pregnancy, marital relationships and infertility — are harder for Rose to process.

McCarthy, 69, is not new to shocking his viewers, the artist's previous installations have shocked in the Netherlands and Switzerland, told Le Monde in an interview in French that Tree was an «abstract work» rooted in a joke about a sex toy.

The mega-bucks star's crude joke about sex with an 80 - year - old woman infuriated listeners.»

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I joked because I never liked to answer questions about homosexuality, figuring a person's sex life was none of the government's business.

I was raised on that list of prohibitions, and although I've made my share of jokes (Watch out for sex because it leads to dancing...), I have few complaints about how my parents raised me.

Police joked about arresting Sir Cliff Richard at Wimbledon when investigating a child sex - assault allegation, a journalist has told a High Court judge.

And is always a fun story when I tell people about my first public speech in politics included me being roundly booed and Jerry making a sex joke.

Still, you think she had something really controversial about, say same - sex marriage or the Middle East or ISIS or something of real substance, but the world reacted swiftly and snarkily and the 41 - year - old actress, who had a baby with boyfriend Ryan Gosling last September, had to tweet — hey, it was joke!

Nothing says motherhood like re-tweeting Justin Bieber jokes, watching cartoon zombie heads fall off, and reading about sex scandals.

But his big speech fell flat with some pundits after the foreign secretary eschewed details about exactly what he wants from Brexit in favour of passages about the liberal idealism of John Stuart Mill and jokes about dogging and Thai sex tourism.

Alex Salmond has been urged to apologise after he appeared to joke about having sex with leading...

In particular, many millennials have been taken aback by Chandler's mean - spirited jokes about his cross-dressing dad and Ross» attitude towards his ex-wife's same sex relationship.

As the video made its way around social media, questions about Nixon's intentions piled up along with the Sex and the City jokes.

Zemsky handed the podium to Gov. Andrew Cuomo, who somewhat crossly joked about how Joe Biden had boxed Barack Obama into saying he supported same - sex marriage.

Comedians have long joked about spouses avoiding sex by claiming to have a headache.

A majority of the survey respondents (64 percent) said they had experienced sexual harassment (inappropriate sexual remarks, comments about physical beauty or jokes about cognitive sex differences, for example).

Researchers discovered that «64 % of the survey respondents had personally experienced sexual harassment, inappropriate or sexual remarks, or jokes about physical beauty and cognitive sex differences,» Gibbons wrote.

You could make a joke about the shared experience of scrolling through profile after profile: Online dating, sex and relationship advice tips in your inbox.

Senior sex may be the butt of many a movie joke, but there's nothing funny about it.

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There are a lot of jokes about Brooklyn, sex and millennial entitlement, but the underlying sensibility echoes that of «Sex and the City.&raqsex and millennial entitlement, but the underlying sensibility echoes that of «Sex and the City.&raqSex and the City.»

The jokes hit upon every elementary school kid's favourite subjects: comic books, movies about comic books, sex (but only some vague notion of sex — as if viewing a porn video through a scrambled pay - per - view feed or, for today's generation, via a slow - to - buffer WiFi connection).

If jokes about mental illness, terminal disease and sex with orangutans sound funny to you, go for it.

Crude stuff for a family newspaper, but despite the warm - and - fuzzy - celebrity cred that star Courteney Cox brings to it, some funny lines and good acting all around, Cougar Town is a crude show, built on jokes about oral sex and droopy breasts, a show in which words like «coochie» are used with regrettable abandon.

I have no problem at all with Harry loving or hating the film, but does he have to make a joke about thinking underage sex is funny?

The film is a shapeless mess and about as convincing as a cartoon, the usual mix of slapstick, doofus humor and raunchy sex jokes lacking even the bite or attitude to make it adventurous.

He barely made it to the second hand, which is about right by our count of one very funny sex joke and another handful of lines worth a chuckle or, maybe, a chuckle and a half.

Although the film has some funny moments aimed at elderly ailments, too many of the jokes are about sex, barely clad women, and getting drunk.

Smith might not be the most visually - minded of filmmakers, but his wit and his take on the world has always been unique, couching a genuinely sweet sensibility among the fart jokes and pushing the limits on verbal ribaldry and conversations about sex and sexuality of all stripes.

Tawdry jokes about gay sex (male and female) are fair game.

After some fun banter with the entire panel — Hemsworth joked about the new sex - change of his character being his chance at an Oscar, Elizabeth Olsen says she's been practicing staring at pencils for months willing them to move, and Robert Downey Jr. asks that she soon release him from the spell she cast on hims as «it burns» — we finally get a trailer for Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Beneath a thin veneer of sex jokes, the movie is about the denial and suppression of regret that occurs in the quest for long - term happiness.

She also proves that she's as adept talking about anal - sex jokes as she is making anal sex jokes.

A couple of girls joke about sending a text message with an invitation for sex.

Especially early on, the movie alternates innocuously lame sight gags like a dog wearing a bike helmet with jokes about anal sex and webcam masturbation.

We start off with some aggressive jokes about ogling women's bodies, move on to sex bets and end up with a running gag about Thorny (Chandrasekhar) developing a dependence on Canadian female Viagra.

The deleted / extended bits are as follows: Andy Samberg (4:12) on Bob Dylan, Aziz Ansari (1:42) on acting and Twitter, alternate Reggie banter (0:39), Medi - Ship complications (1:06), Fabrice Fabrice (4:21) performing a poem on a lost city, Anna Kendrick (1:47) recalling her Tony nomination as a 12 - year - old and eating a cat's liver, Rodney Waber (5:34) dishes more Harrison Ford gossip, dances, and reveals a senior citizen ticket price trick, David Cross (2:49) talks talking animals and white toilets, Senator Dewhurst (3:14) confesses strange sex dreams about his aunt and his plan to drive drunk, Zoe Saldana (2:03) answers questions about movies and acts out a Jerry Maguire reboot, «Garry Marshall» (1:19) explains why he's done with movies, Gillian Jacobs (1:38) discusses the ghost of Christopher Marlowe and the conflict in Nebraska, Chef Emeril Lugosi (0:34) endures a pun about sun - dried tomatoes, Andy Richter (4:59) delivers a kid - friendly version of «The Aristocrats» joke, pulls a gun after not answering a fart question (a task handled by Andy Samberg on the show itself), and responds to the 1990s TV movie The Shining, Tom Perdy (0:44) shows off a couple of additional cartoons.

HollywoodNews.com: «True Blood» vampire Stephen Moyer joked around with Jimmy Kimmel last night, talking about all of the sex scenes in the hit HBO show, as well as at home with his wife and co-star, Anna Paquin, apparently.

Certainly there's nothing moving about watching Ryan Reynolds ham it up under his red mask, nor much entertaining about Deadpool 2 unless you're a sex - obsessed teenage boy or someone who still finds gay jokes funny.

-- Advisory: Sex jokes, coarseness and a surprising degree of violence, including the «Narnia» faun getting shot about six times at point - blank range.

Still, the joke that even Santa - age kids have been so inundated with the nightly news shitshow that they can rattle off questions about Roy Moore, Donald Trump, Al Franken, Fox News, NFL brain trauma, Matt Lauer's sex toy, and bitcoins with discomfiting directness pays off.

The plot is merely the excuse, however, for an astonishing array of sex and body - plumbing jokes, nearly all of which dream of hitting a home run like «There's Something About Mary,» but do not.