Sentences with phrase «jokes about things»

It turns out they were a series of very mediocre jokes about things that had happened so far, like Harris mispronouncing Chiwetel Ejiofor's name, Terrence Howard getting surprisingly emotional, and Pawel Pawlikowski getting played off by the music as he accepted the award for best foreign film.

The Arsenal fans have been telling Arsene Wenger this sort of thing for years, we even have our in jokes about the things he says such as fit again players being like a new signing, but the boss does not seem to be listening.

You should think twice about making jokes about things you know you are ignorant of — start studying for yourself so you won't continue to make such unfounded remarks.

He can joke about these things from time to time.

Yes, I've been using online dating sites off and on for years now, and even though I joke about these things, I honestly believe most of them are true.

Do nt joke about things.

Gamers joke about these things, and there is still a great fondness for the series and its games, but appetite for Metal Gear has diminished over the years.

We joke about things being lost in big bureaucracies all the time, but we don't think how it doesn't take much for it to happen at small places too.

Not exact matches

Ours may need some tweaking, but for now at least, my colleagues and I have found plenty of positive things to comment on: work we're proud of, jokes about office nicknames and even a little cheerfulness about the weather («Not wearing a sweater for the first time in... I can't even remember,» one colleague posted).

Once I learned all about the business side of things, the pair (who, by the way, have inside jokes and act like old friends), told me they were going to Google the next day to do a live Hangout video chat with the tech blog Mashable.

«People joke that the one thing certain about a business plan is it will never end up the way you have it,» he says.

No, but jokes apart, I think the most important thing about the country is the culture, and there is an element of Nordic culture in what we do.

They joked, and laughed about some things out of ear shot.

I told her in the way that I always tell things that alarm me: I joked about it.

I have it on good authority he said «My wife... is such a comedian, always cracking up the apostles with her naughty jokes... Like did you hear the one she told about the Priest the Rabbi and the Pastor who were discussing how they apporting their collections and the Priest says «We go into the parking lot and draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money up and any that lands in the circle we give to God» and the Pastor says «Yeah, we do almost the same thing but give God anything that falls outside the circle» and the Rabbi looks at them both and says «We do almost the same thing to, draw a circle and throw up the money high into the air and God keeps what God wants...»

Back in 2013, I joked that Greg Boyd stole my book, but then about a year later, as I heard more about his book project, I realized that Greg Boyd and I were not quite saying the same thing after all...

If you talk about the thruth and who Jesus really is and who we are in Christ, your post is deleted... Jesus is alive and real, the bible is true, and we all live eternally either with he Lord or separted from him... God created you, and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die for your sins and mine... Don't believe a lie because it seems the popular thing to do... This not a joke, and your soul is nothng to be played with...

Phos Phorus: You are joking about sacred things you really don't understand and you don't understand anything — open the book for yourself and read — alot.

You think this is joking business — the Bible is a message from God — you are spending your life crudely joking about sacred things; you could be using your time wisely.

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One thing I've stopped doing: making jokes about how I'm going to invest in a shotgun collection when she starts dating, or how I'm not going to let her out of the house till she's 30.

Forgets about that silly anti-immigrant thing, just a big joke.

Yet within sight, sound, and stink of these things men and women were murdered by the agents of the state, perhaps because they had told an unwise joke about the regime, perhaps for no reason at all.

But one of the things I've always loved about blogging is that I get to my whole self here: I get to love theology and Church talk, I get to write about mothering and family and marriage, I get to crack jokes at my own expense, I get to love Doctor Who and Call the Midwife, I get to love thrifting and knitting and pretty things as well as being a Jesus feminist, I get to be a homemaker who talks recipes and cleaning and laundry as well as a lover of literature and poetry and history and Girl Power, I love the local church and yet I don't wear rose - coloured glasses about this stuff.

This is just one of the things we joke a lot about at The Lasting Supper.

This whole thing is a joke when you realize that: not only is everyone unable to agree on what Jesus meant, but they are unable to agree on what they see about ANYTHING.

This kind of thing just makes them look so backward and validates every joke you hear about them.

These things must have weighed, no joke, about 6 - 7 lbs!

Anytime i make a smoothie, my husband jokes that I'm eating ice cream for breakfast I know he'd say the same thing about this oatmeal!

My family jokes about the same thing!

I ate the entire thing over about two hours, no joke.

Am I joking about the cake batter thing?

Barely two weeks ago, I used the following phrases to describe soup: «vegetables boiled to death,» «assaulted with too much cream,» «whatever healthy things in there can not be tasted,» and even «what must have been a practical joke» about an especially awful one I'd ordered recently.

Here's how well the White Sox have played so far this season: I wrote this whole thing, top to bottom, and realized there wasn't a single joke about the Drake LaRoche situation.

so we're like not official but we already are sorta dating and sorta have spending life together plans and sorta have marriage plans part of it is that like her sister would prob go off the deep end more if we announced it but her parents joke about the idea more than we've actually discussed it so it's like a weird pseudo thing

The whole thing might've already cost the university more than $ 14 million, and the Vols are burning through so many potential candidates, the internet's running out of jokes about it.

«The only thing I am not doing is playing Nifae (Lealeo's) position,» Shelton - Mosley joked about the national football lineman recruit headed to Stanford.

Everyone jokes about the silly things television broadcasters sometimes say.

Go back through your threads, even this one, and you will easily find hundreds of insults, jokes about Eagles» fans, threats to beat people up, threats to do certain things to Eagles» fans, and a thousand sweeping generalizations.

Each year, the 1 April means one thing — we all get sceptical about everything we see on the internet, aware that it could well be a prank or joke.

This is not a small thing to folly with as a Wednesday afternoon joke, we're talking about the removal of an icon.

Alonso laughed and begged Button not to joke about such things.

that's a joke but series I think Marco Silva has something about him with our players I think he get things rite and if not him there's tuchel or Henry, bergkamp or vieria if not experienced enough then go get Carlo antellotti if not him try Wagner at Huddersfield our own Klopp Jesus there loads we should got pep he wanted it and he wanted Henry as no 2 then we messed up that we should got klopp den we messed up that like it's time for change im 36 years age and since I was 16 I backed wenger it's time I'm tired tipy tapy even Laurent Blanca be good I'm getting to old but please mr arsenal board chips sausages gazides anyone make the order and bring back 89

Plz, do nt say such things amongst other football fans bec i am tired of them making jokes about us.

One thing's for sure - they've both come a long way since they were happily joking about how Checo can't dress himself!

No that's right Robert Mugabe would have never left lacazette on the bench, I'm only joking of course, I think so many of us are so annoyed, depressed and frankly really jacked off we're venting our frustrations and saying and doing things that aren't in our nature, I know I have and that's the real calamity of all this, a few old men have managed to divide our massive fan base in half, we all care about the Arsenal and have our own ideas of what's going on and the saddest thing of all is it's only going to get worse.

There is a staleness about us these days and the way we do things and to be fear am fedup of what we have become, a total and utter joke!!!

It's probably way too many days later for anyone to actually read this, but I just want to say that joking about addiction is certainly no worse than joking about any number of other things, like religion or death, which people do all the time.

She gets a bit annoyed when I joke about getting mixed up with the wrong types if she can't give me some relief but that's ok because i want her to know why things happen if they do.

Now I know you think you're joking about just driving her around to get her to sleep without nursing down, but people have done similar things with great success.