Sentences with phrase «jokes about thinking»

There is also a political message buried underneath all of the silly spy jokes about thinking before judging drug - users as one negative stereotype.

I have no problem at all with Harry loving or hating the film, but does he have to make a joke about thinking underage sex is funny?

You joke about thinking too much in your own life.

Not exact matches

You may joke that the week you went on vacation flew by far too quickly, but if you stop and think about it, that week actually seemed to last much longer than one involving the drudgery of your day job.

If your work involves sitting all day long, you may want to think seriously about adding some exercise to your daily routine: The health outcomes for sitters are no joke.

No, but jokes apart, I think the most important thing about the country is the culture, and there is an element of Nordic culture in what we do.

When I first heard about it I thought it was a joke, says Daniel Ives, GBH Insights chief strategy officer, weighing in on rumors Dell is considering selling itself to VMware and why it may not be a good idea.

Sometimes people say something as a joke, but when you think about it for a while, there may be a practical application for your business.»

It's exactly like the old joke about the guy who is searching for his lost keys under the nearest street lamp: not because that's where he thinks he lost them but because the light is so much better there.

When I think about clubs, I'm always reminded of that old joke (originally attributed to comedian Groucho Marx) about not...

Buterin took to Twitter to dispel the joke, as well as to explore its unintended popularity and remind people that he has thought about the downside of «long - run - inflationary tokens.»

Goods go up in price every year due to inflation (think about how we joke that movie tickets used to cost $ 2) so your money doesn't stretch as far as it used to.

Think about the funny inside jokes in your industry, and capitalize on it with some humorous content that's linkable.

Merkel she gave a new year's speech was a joke I thought it was my kindergarten teacher admonishing me about something in the way she talked to the German people and she accepted responsibility.

In that time, we talked about death, joked about how her age finally caught her (as the previous week she had told me she thought it was starting to catch up to her) and then she told me she was afraid for the night to come because she knew it would be her last and she was afraid of being alone.

Rex Brendas somment was about jeremys article it was a joke as no man knows the time of Jesus return even Jesus himself only the father knows.She did nt think that was funny?

Recently I had the reality hit me that most of the rest of the male population don't even want to understand rape and sexual abuse issues, to the extent that they think making jokes about it is perfectly okay.

I think people joke about it because deep down, they feel the violence of the game presents problems, and rather than deal with those problems, they turn to humor.

I'm not trying to be a jerk here I'm just really thinking about this instead of just making jokes for once.

For those that think this is a joke, go about your business and just try to reside with Jesus for eternity on your own without doing what He asks.

You think this is joking business — the Bible is a message from God — you are spending your life crudely joking about sacred things; you could be using your time wisely.

You should think twice about making jokes about things you know you are ignorant of — start studying for yourself so you won't continue to make such unfounded remarks.

The people who defends you in public still joke about you behind your back.Nothing like thinking of two men loving each other.Does it smell like crap when you pull it out.

Itâ $ ™ s hot out, and I can think of nothing better to do than sitting on my porch with some friends, overlooking the beautiful Kennebacasis River, smoking my pipe filled with the new Executive Blend tobacco my brother sent me, drinking a fine red wine (preferably Syrah), and talking about the latest books weâ $ ™ ve read, movies weâ $ ™ ve seen, jokes weâ $ ™ ve heard, or thoughts weâ $ ™ ve had.

Someone once told me they think of Rachel as the logical and rational teacher Jesus feminist, and I'm the soft squishy mama - heart Jesus Feminist — and so together we complement each other nicely (< insert joke about how we make wonderful complementarians >) in these discussions.

I think his political retirement is a good idea for Tibet, like how the dalai lama focusing on Tibet's environment... here is a funny joke I saw about the Dalai Lama retiring, http://ponderingstuff.com/2011/03/19/dalai-lama-retires-groupon/

I DO N'T THINK ANY OF YOU ARE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO GET THE JOKE OF THE ORIGINAL POST, AS YOU ALL KEEP COMMENTING SERIOUSLY ABOUT IT.

naw,,, i don't really think he was joking,, he is serious about what he said.

I won't joke about the bacon because bacon jokes are getting very cliche I think.

I've seen this joke many times on Facebook posted by my friends and couldn't help think about it again.

The first time I heard about it, I actually thought it was a joke, it was on the radio, I had only listened with half an ear and didn't even realize they really mean it.

I can't think about Nachos without thinking about this joke a man recorded and illustrated after his wife had a little too much wine and told it to...

It's a tired joke, but at the same time it does make me pause and think about the people suffering in our world.

He joked about this because the Halo limits the view of the driver's helmets, rendering the often race - specific, well thought - out designs on the lid a bit useless.

I thought you were joking about the «modern fan» jibe, you know that could never be used to describe yourself.

He joked about how being able to wear Jordan cleats on the field is even part of his gamesmanship — opposing batters are always trying to sneak a look at his shoes, so he'll make sure to pull the pants up and make a show of tying them, so his opponents are thinking about the kicks and not the next pitch that's coming.

By far the best article I have ever read on this site, there was no bias or empty statements, just cold hard facts, the writer even respected wengers budget but still pointed to where he should've improved, there are no excuses, what you read is literrally all u get with arsene, if you gave him a budget of 9m or 1 billion, he will ALWAYS take the risk cause he doesn't give a fk about the consequences as if he was a teenager raging through puberty, his stubborn is absolutely pathetic, can you believe he turned down signing a keeper when almunia was shocking, can you believe he didn't sign a CB when squillaci was awful, can you believe that he REFUSED to sign a CDM for almost 8 years, CAN you believe on one of the most important transfer windows of arsenals history, arsene decided to go host charity matches in rome, that's right instead of trying hard for the fans that have respected him and pay him one of the highest managerial wages in the world, he decided to do what he pleased as usual, cause he doesn't answer to anyone, nor does he giving a flying fk, gazidis a man i thought was also a crook went and did arsene's job for him and at least got us a striker (which cost us the title in january last season) and arsene foolishly proclaims that «if i was here we wouldn't of signed danny» meaning we wouldn't of had ANY recognised cf till giroud recovered, arsene wenger is a joke of the highest order, lack of respect, lack of shame and lack order, i despise him

Anyways enough jokes I honestly think we could use that line - up selection poll before games that Wenger was talking about.

Besides several teams who have questions surrounding one or possibly two players, there is no squad that has so many issues heading into the final week of the transfer window... even Monaco, who have lost numerous players from their starting 11 have less controversy swirling in and around their club and they have champion's league play to contend with this season... just think of how ridiculous this situation is especially considering that we have had the same manager for over 20 years... no team should be better organized than ours... if nothing else, that should be the one advantage this team holds over all others, yet the exact opposite has occurred... this fact is even more disturbing considering the main argument against removing Wenger from his managerial position was that there was no suitable replacement and that people feared some sort of perceived drop - off if a new manager was brought into the mix... based on what we've witnessed since the time of his contract renewal a monkey with a magic eight ball could have done an adequate job... I hate to make jokes, in light of our current dilemma, but this team is so screwed up if I don't laugh about it, the only plausible response is to either cry or do something incredibly destructive... just look around this squad and try to see what our delusional manager sees that allow him to make such positive statements about our current team

it was a joke about knee - jerk reactions... on a combative scale of 1 - 10 I think that was about a 1.5.

Or at least, they're the three goals we thought we could make jokes about.

The Englishman made a quip about his infamous gilet when a journalist asked him about it straight away, saying, «F ****** hell, I thought it would be two seconds before I heard a gilet joke.

thanks for the sensible comment fatboy yep i know i do get that they do nt really mean it, but i just cant come to terms with that, i do nt really expect civilised culture in a sport but generally from the people in the world, yep you are right about the real world, maybe thats the reason it annoys me extremely, i mean look our world is rotten to the core, the human mindset is terrible when it faces danger or problems for himself, and maybe thats the reason i just want football to stay as just as an entertainment industry but when i see that people even here let the words flow in any kind of way just because the are frustrated, i really cant come to terms with it, i really love black humor and some akbs react angrily when some fans tell some wheelchair jokes or for example on the post from admin where one could write jokes about wenger, some were really awesome, but when people cant control their emotion after a game and abuse other people it just irritates me as hell cause i really think that thats one of the big problems in the world..

Ignoring your joke about Sanogo (or Walcott or the Ox), I don't think our way of building slowly, deliberately from the back reaching their 18yd box some considerable time later is conducive to scoring many goals against parked - busses.

There is lloyalty and then wenger and his obsession with players for e.g Ramsey, giroud Walcott, ox, gibbs, mert (still don't think Gabriel or chambers are ready to replace though) all these jokes need to be sold and buy / promote youngsters for e.g Iwobi, Toral, Gnabry, Hayden, willock (Haydon I'm not to sure about the others are more then capable to be part of first team squad carling / f.

so a player who feels what and how the fans feel about the mediocrity of the club is now slated to be bigger than the club... wenger spent a donkey years at the club and won nothing yet he stays in fat contracts and yet he is not bigger than the club, remember last season when he complained that the salaries of the emirates workers was affecting the club transfer... imagine what a joke arsenal has become... admin pls think of something better to write about and leave sanchez out of this... van pussy was a legend...

that's a joke but series I think Marco Silva has something about him with our players I think he get things rite and if not him there's tuchel or Henry, bergkamp or vieria if not experienced enough then go get Carlo antellotti if not him try Wagner at Huddersfield our own Klopp Jesus there loads we should got pep he wanted it and he wanted Henry as no 2 then we messed up that we should got klopp den we messed up that like it's time for change im 36 years age and since I was 16 I backed wenger it's time I'm tired tipy tapy even Laurent Blanca be good I'm getting to old but please mr arsenal board chips sausages gazides anyone make the order and bring back 89

No disrespect meant but I read your post and thought «Wow, no long term fan would joke about getting mid 30's players, they're probably still in shock of being linked with anyone past 30 still...»

Did you think this was going to be some tired, lazy joke about Newton's career at Auburn?

We've seen all the memes and Twitter jokes, but Phil Neville has essentially said what we're all thinking about Liverpool again this season.