Sentences with phrase «jokes about you because»

I think people joke about it because deep down, they feel the violence of the game presents problems, and rather than deal with those problems, they turn to humor.

He joked about this because the Halo limits the view of the driver's helmets, rendering the often race - specific, well thought - out designs on the lid a bit useless.

«In the past there were always jokes about us because the team lost.

Height... well, if you're 5» 8 ″ but you are contacting a woman who only wants guys over 6» 2 ″ because you think she's perfect and can't resist emailing her, I guess in that case you could joke about it because at least then she'd know that you read her profile (and it's such a long shot already).

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It's exactly like the old joke about the guy who is searching for his lost keys under the nearest street lamp: not because that's where he thinks he lost them but because the light is so much better there.

In that time, we talked about death, joked about how her age finally caught her (as the previous week she had told me she thought it was starting to catch up to her) and then she told me she was afraid for the night to come because she knew it would be her last and she was afraid of being alone.

«I'd have to agree with that,» said Savage, who'd just suggested, apparently mostly joking, that «abortion should be mandatory for about thirty years» because «there's too many [rude word deleted] people on the planet.»

I joked because I never liked to answer questions about homosexuality, figuring a person's sex life was none of the government's business.

If you talk about the thruth and who Jesus really is and who we are in Christ, your post is deleted... Jesus is alive and real, the bible is true, and we all live eternally either with he Lord or separted from him... God created you, and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die for your sins and mine... Don't believe a lie because it seems the popular thing to do... This not a joke, and your soul is nothng to be played with...

In college we used to joke about a guy going up to a girl and telling her that God wanted them to get married; because you're right «God told me so» is like the ultimate trump card.

In a striking example combining metaphor and humor, Koko made a joke about being a «sad elephant» because she was reduced to drinking water through a thick rubber straw as a solution to her constant nagging one morning for more drinks of juice (IULG 534).

And people joke about the police - magistrate more than they joke about the Pope, not because the police - magistrate is a more frivolous subject, but, on the contrary, because the police - magistrate is a more serious subject than the Pope.

Men make jokes about old scientific professors, even more than they make them about bishops — not because science is lighter than religion, but because science is always by its nature more solemn and austere than religion.

Yet within sight, sound, and stink of these things men and women were murdered by the agents of the state, perhaps because they had told an unwise joke about the regime, perhaps for no reason at all.

I was raised on that list of prohibitions, and although I've made my share of jokes (Watch out for sex because it leads to dancing...), I have few complaints about how my parents raised me.

I said it because it's ironic how atheists can make jokes about Christians all the time and it's tolerated, but when Christians joke about atheists, it's not tolerated.

I won't joke about the bacon because bacon jokes are getting very cliche I think.

I started drinking it about a month ago because of stiff knees (being a runner and doing multiple deep knee bends every day carrying a toddler is no joke!).

The only reason I joke about the Safeco Death Fog is because I fear it.

But I am okay about being deluded, and I am okay about saying we are all deluded, and I am okay about joking about my club because of all the cynical comments, its my humour in a time of poor closure to a poor season.

Winning the lottery I guess, because for he is he earning and what he is delivering he sure is stealing a living... and to come up all teary eyed and talk loyalty about a player who held ye club to ransom for improved package is just farcical, a joke!!!!

talk about selling key players simply because they are not in the starting 11 is a joke.

When asked about renewing the rivalry, Strong joked that he wasn't pushing too hard for it yet because he wanted to win some games first.

thanks for the sensible comment fatboy yep i know i do get that they do nt really mean it, but i just cant come to terms with that, i do nt really expect civilised culture in a sport but generally from the people in the world, yep you are right about the real world, maybe thats the reason it annoys me extremely, i mean look our world is rotten to the core, the human mindset is terrible when it faces danger or problems for himself, and maybe thats the reason i just want football to stay as just as an entertainment industry but when i see that people even here let the words flow in any kind of way just because the are frustrated, i really cant come to terms with it, i really love black humor and some akbs react angrily when some fans tell some wheelchair jokes or for example on the post from admin where one could write jokes about wenger, some were really awesome, but when people cant control their emotion after a game and abuse other people it just irritates me as hell cause i really think that thats one of the big problems in the world..

Then we have the Suarez joke of a transfer bid which was finally we have never had in the past, NEVER done a stupid bid like that in Wengers past... Can't be Gazidis who is in charge of the cheque book right???????? Luckily we got Wenger because he got Ozil when the fans raged about Suarez and the joke of the bid we put in.

He made a joke about Nik Stauskas not having to worry about student loans because he would have an NBA contract soon and the crowd groaned.

not even counting all the jokes about Jason Tatum and the hate about him being a bust because we took him over tatum

It seems pretty petty to get a college student fired from his job, just because he made a joke about needing better defense.

Don't speak about loyalty because that is a joke.

Because the people who would chant about it will most likely be satisfied with quiet jokes about it that they get.

He makes a joke about being a «born - again capitalist» and pulls from his pack a bottle of Bill Walton's Wonder Bee Pollen, which the bear missed, because Walton had cached it in his pack the night before.

She gets a bit annoyed when I joke about getting mixed up with the wrong types if she can't give me some relief but that's ok because i want her to know why things happen if they do.

You always hear jokes about different aspects of breast - feeding, and some were afraid to bring it to the floor of the Senate because they feared there would be embarrassing questions and that it would become a joke,» said Frazier, who got involved after a group of nursing mothers came to his office and shared their experiences about breast - feeding in public.

My colleagues at the ER often joke because about half the time the kids are better between the AC in the office and ambulance and all the fluids we've collectively gotten into them.

Everyone jokes that moms are so masterful about weathering so much guilt because we're the ones who are putting it on ourselves, which is mostly true — we are the biggest sources of the guilt we suffer under, but we are far from the only source.

I often joke that first - time mothers worry about birth because they don't know what to expect, but that second - time mothers worry because they do know what to expect.

I love it because I get to joke about «laundering» money HAHAHA Liz recently posted: Messes can be made anywhere...

Later, maybe because we ourselves were a little frightened, we cracked ourselves up with jokes about toilets.

He has made a joke about dressing his daughter as Newt Gingrich for Halloween because they look similar.

I'm chuckling because my husband and I often joke about doing this.

I've had family members joke about it and on a couple of occasions have had to get horizontal in front of other nursing mums & one or two of their husbands because my baby was getting worked up.

The story is particularly embarrassing because it was Ms May's own department which accepted the reasons for the judgement and many delegates quickly began joking about «cat-gate» on the conference's fringes.

Nysut is a joke because they are a democratic party machine who could care less about their members.

The irony, of course, is that it's only because Cameron constantly bangs on about pre-scripted questions that Miliband was able to pre-script his joke.

He and George Osborne have now been replaced with May and Hammond which is good news too, because it means I can spend the next few years making jokes about how they are slow and useless.

Eric Trump accused Clinton of not only «making a joke out of national security,» but also committing perjury «because she lied in front of Congress» about her emails.

When introducing his latest documentary at the Tribeca Film Festival Saturday night, director Alex Gibney joked that he was leaning towards keeping the name of his «mostly finished but not quite done» work the «Untitled Eliot Spitzer Film» because he'd never before made a film where he was «so uncertain about where [he] was going... and what the conclusions would be,» given the «divisive» nature of his subject.

Is it possible to get taken seriously in a domestic - policy debate without at least joking about how you lost your job as New York's tough - on - crime governor because of your involvement in an illegal prostitution ring?

It's like that old joke about the guy who hunts for his keys under the lamppost because that's where the light is.

He compares it to an old joke about a communist bureaucracy: The leaders wanted drivers to switch from the left side of the road to the right, «but because this was a very complicated and delicate matter, they would begin on Monday with only party members switching sides, and everyone else would drive as before.