Sentences with phrase «jokes for about»

TM: I have been doing jokes for about two years in my art club, The Society for Independent Artists, which I hold in my studio in San Francisco.

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Kim apparently tried to downplay the underlying tension between the two by joking about how many years it took for him to visit South Korea despite the very thin demarcation line between them.

If your business model revolves more around river tours and large bodies of water, the mighty kraken, complete with lots of morbid jokes about your service to the creature, ferrying tourists to feed its unending hunger for human flesh, may do a better job of making your employees feel like they are part of something greater.

Joke all you want about grown men and women wearing Mickey Mouse ears, but the DisneyWorld and Universal Studios theme park complexes are major employers for people over 50 who want to trade the stresses of a white - collar career for something more light - hearted.

Ours may need some tweaking, but for now at least, my colleagues and I have found plenty of positive things to comment on: work we're proud of, jokes about office nicknames and even a little cheerfulness about the weather («Not wearing a sweater for the first time in... I can't even remember,» one colleague posted).

Trump ended up not attending, but according to Wolff, he asked for continuous updates during the evening about the jokes.

For a long time, many felt James» famous headband was slowly migrating to hide his moving hairline, something Barkley joked about in 2012.

That feud included Hannity calling Kimmel a racist, pervert, and «Harvey Weinstein Jr.,» while Kimmel ultimately drew criticism and apologized for making what many saw as a homophobic joke about Hannity's apparent love for Trump.

We joke about it, but we wanted to work on something that would make us jump out of bed in the morning for the next 10 years or more.

If your work involves sitting all day long, you may want to think seriously about adding some exercise to your daily routine: The health outcomes for sitters are no joke.

It's «equal pay day,» and that means it's the annual day we ladies all joke about how we can't wait for year 2059 — the year pay is actually expected to be roughly equal for women and men.

Right - wing media has also succeeded in baiting the former New York Times public editor into reprimanding a reporter for a harmless joke, broken major stories about the administration, and continued to harass Clinton on her book tour.

The short video featured a slow, eerie cover of the Bee Gees song «I Started a Joke,» setting a dark tone for the movie about villains recruited to save the world.

For example, a campaign for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay — Part 1 might target fans already tweeting about the series, users who've tweeted aboutDivergent or, hypothetically, anybody making a joke about volunteering as tribute and having the odds ever in their favFor example, a campaign for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay — Part 1 might target fans already tweeting about the series, users who've tweeted aboutDivergent or, hypothetically, anybody making a joke about volunteering as tribute and having the odds ever in their favfor The Hunger Games: Mockingjay — Part 1 might target fans already tweeting about the series, users who've tweeted aboutDivergent or, hypothetically, anybody making a joke about volunteering as tribute and having the odds ever in their favor.

It's hardly even a surprise anymore when a company advertises women as one of its office «perks,» or a high - profile tech conference kicks off with a joke about a a new app for staring at breasts, or a male tech investor declares he wants to change the way women smell through biohacking.

We like to joke about some of the problems with education today, but Millennials have a lot of education and there are a lot more opportunities for continuing education — through online courses in traditional schools, and MOOCs, and even just listening to podcasts regularly.

When one of the hosts made a joke about Notre Dame, Finebaum then turned it back to the Wolverines and unleashed on Michigan and its fans for having a sense of entitlement that he believes became worse when the school hired Jim Harbaugh.

Sometimes people say something as a joke, but when you think about it for a while, there may be a practical application for your business.»

It's exactly like the old joke about the guy who is searching for his lost keys under the nearest street lamp: not because that's where he thinks he lost them but because the light is so much better there.

For every Weekend Update, the hosts Colin Jost and Michael Che will tell about 15 - 20 jokes in the course of a 5 - to - 10 minute sketch.

Between songs, they told jokes and shared personal stories about how they met, got their start and how Kenny's inspiration for writing the song «Last Dollar» was literally being down to his last dollar in Vegas in 2002.

After a week of questions about Tesla's ability to pay back bond - holders and produce cars at a scale that would lessen the need for future capital raises, CEO Elon Musk drew criticism for joking about concerns surrounding the company in an April Fools» Day Twitter thread.

The Russian leader joked about rape as recently as February, has boasted that his country's prostitutes are the best in the world, and has put down women for menstruating.

The CEO readdressed how important privacy issues are to the company, before making a joke about having to appear before Congress and announcing a number of new releases for Facebook's multiple platforms.

Buncombe County Sheriff's candidate R. Daryl Fisher has apologized for joking about taking guns out of residents» «cold, dead hands.»

Mocking the media for ripping off Trump coverage, or joking about how (oops!)

Leila also joked about earning her «McDonalds MBA» as an employee at the fast food chain, which Forbes remarked is quite common for emerging market entrepreneurs who often learn everything they know about business from previous employers.

With every quarterly earnings call, my Twitter feed lights up with jokes about how Amazon continues to grow its revenue and make no profits and how trusting investors continue to rewards the company for it.

In that time, we talked about death, joked about how her age finally caught her (as the previous week she had told me she thought it was starting to catch up to her) and then she told me she was afraid for the night to come because she knew it would be her last and she was afraid of being alone.

For at least a century, this was the way we Anglicans joked about anything that seemed too obvious to state.

Tons of christians don't go to church, and at my church we always joke about the C&E's — the people who pack the place on Christmas and Easter only and make it hard for the rest of us to even get into the place.

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«I'd have to agree with that,» said Savage, who'd just suggested, apparently mostly joking, that «abortion should be mandatory for about thirty years» because «there's too many [rude word deleted] people on the planet.»

(«There,» said the Mad Men writers» room, «since we've made a joke about our heavy - handed symbolism, nobody can criticize us for it.»)

Also, the Bible is a book written by humans and for humans, and since humans throughout time and around the world all engage in sex and joke about sex, what would be really shocking is if the Bible didn't talk about sex.

Have you heard the joke about the man who came to church for the first time?

I'm not trying to be a jerk here I'm just really thinking about this instead of just making jokes for once.

If you talk about the thruth and who Jesus really is and who we are in Christ, your post is deleted... Jesus is alive and real, the bible is true, and we all live eternally either with he Lord or separted from him... God created you, and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die for your sins and mine... Don't believe a lie because it seems the popular thing to do... This not a joke, and your soul is nothng to be played with...

I am not talking about the corny jokes or funny introductions many preachers use as a lead - in for 30 minutes of platitudes and abstractions, but honest truth from a person who believes what they are saying and has seen how it plays out in everyday life.

For those that think this is a joke, go about your business and just try to reside with Jesus for eternity on your own without doing what He asFor those that think this is a joke, go about your business and just try to reside with Jesus for eternity on your own without doing what He asfor eternity on your own without doing what He asks.

Phos Phorus: You are joking about sacred things you really don't understand and you don't understand anything — open the book for yourself and read — alot.

Religion is such a joke that anyone who is willing to write stuff and exaggerate about it and make someone feel good that's religion for you in a nut shell.

You should think twice about making jokes about things you know you are ignorant of — start studying for yourself so you won't continue to make such unfounded remarks.

In a striking example combining metaphor and humor, Koko made a joke about being a «sad elephant» because she was reduced to drinking water through a thick rubber straw as a solution to her constant nagging one morning for more drinks of juice (IULG 534).

«Although the governor and his wife did not partake — which the governor often joked about, since he sponsored the gatherings and paid for the wine!»

My father and I in particular, both very skeptical and somewhat cynical individuals, often joke about what astute atheists we would be if not for our christian faith.

A man who refused to endorse killing civilians in the midst of a guerrilla war is now a mascot for people who joke about killing them in peacetime.

Yet within sight, sound, and stink of these things men and women were murdered by the agents of the state, perhaps because they had told an unwise joke about the regime, perhaps for no reason at all.

Twitter buzzed last week with proclamations of Lenten sacrifices, alongside plenty of jokes about what to give up for the 40 days of penance leading up to Easter.