Sentences with phrase «jokes if»

My hubby jokes if the cat sat still for long enough, it too would be subjected to a coating.

Tempterrain, can you please stop your jokes if you do not know what you are talking about....

It is very fan oriented and you will not get many inside jokes if you haven't play the previous game, and if you are not familiar with Fate.

You'll have an easier time picking out the jokes if you actually lived through the NES era, of course.

Will you (or your kids) be able to fully appreciate all of its jokes if you're not familiar with older incarnations of Batman or his overall mythology?

Make jokes if it is proper time for joke.

Instead it, choose a unique and attractive display name that can get attention of people like a name using wordplay or humorous jokes if they are meaningful to you.

Even have a laugh with them about «growing up white» and throw in a few white privilege jokes if it's going well.

Remember, this is a man who's been quoted as referring to people who didn't go to Oxbridge as «potted plants»; who, it's reported, turned up in a working class district in Scotland in his Mercedes with his nanny in tow and said he'd decided not to bring the Bentley (he told me he's learnt now you can't tell jokes if you're a politician); and who was rejected by London's Kensington and Chelsea Tories for lacking «the common touch».

It's beyond jokes if The Ox is sold to Liverpool for # 25 million.

I got no problems with Giroud starting in the Europa league games, but wouldn't it be bare jokes if he started the Premier league games upfront with Lacazette on the wing??

Have some recreational activities in the break room, like a pool table or a dart board, and go out of your way to tell a new joke if you have one ready.

I understand what you're saying, but you have to be joking if you think no Christians are trying to convince atheists to believe in God.

The second sentence... I'd be joking if I said «I bet if you look in the dictionary under Oxymoron that's what would be written there»... but I wouldn't be joking by much.

Call it a joke if you like, I don't care.

Jalapenos are no joke if you don't like spicy food so be careful.

Joke if a man!

20mil release clause is a joke if you ask me..

Its gonna be a tough season, tougher than last year for sure so it would be a joke if arsenal fail to reinforce properly especially for Santi Carzola replacement.

We are a joke if we're entertaining this idea with him out for two seasons and given his age.

It will be a joke if we see Ramsey or Wilshere or Özil or Cazorla or Rosicky on the wings again this season.

and wenger is being a t ## t now you can not start the transfer window with sanchez and end it with a f» ing wellbeck i will be dissapointed if we get that desperate only big name striker now would be cavani but no point even saying it, we all know he thinks he has brought enough typical frustations for us gooners why can we challenge the big teams for the big players suarez to barca, I would of been happyt with balo liverpool, costa chelsea, if they do falcao united wich is a complete joke if he is happy going to united he would have been happier coming here with ucl and all, lewandowski bayern, its all a joke we better get a reus or something of equal measure you cant buy sanchez and place him as a striker when you need him as a winger if defeats the purpose we either get another winger or a striker.

you must be joking if you think so....

He's super free as I said before he's like ivanovic in he's prime just he's a lot faster, and the 2 young kids nelson and niles whoa look very good but it's not serious match so let wenger do wat he has do with kids which is odd game for me we overplayed iwobi and he lost he's way u need protect kids ease them in plus is it me but giroud looks angry as ever looks hurt when he scored I thought he was gona cry, big shout out wenger today he does not deserve that stupid fan came on pitch like wat a joke if I was there when that fan ran on I'd slap da head off em and trust me I'm Irish it's wat we do well done mr wenger and picked rite team today scored 5 goals I'm happy with that for a game meant nothing.

Many teams take the Volleyball tourney as a joke if they think they can't win..

Arsenal is a joke if you look at the stats hardly anyone has had a regular game this season, and the 7 unbeaten run of games HUH come on apart from Chelsea who lost to City at home and Crystal Palace which were beaten last 7 games in a trot managed to beat Chelsea and they drew with Roma at home for god sake, any way what i'm trying to say is we relay didn't have any real competition this season apart from Liverpool and look what happened there

An out meal is a joke if the hours of sacrificing your life and time at work in order to pay for that meal takes longer than that meal can sustain your body.

As for most of those luxuries you describe, you must be joking if you think that the NHS provides them or that any organisation in the UK seriously thinks they could or even should.

It would sound like a joke if everyone weren't so up in arms about it.

They have been bonded and it is no joke if you are bonded by the National Council in an indefinite manner because, at any point in time, when the national council feels you have gone against this bond, you might attract serious sanctions from the National Council.»

That's a sad / bad joke if I ever heard one.

Vinny Nigro running for Town Justice would be a great joke if only it was a joke and not really happening.

He's a huge joke if he truly believes his shenanigans will advance his ambition to rule Nigeria.

I'd say these hearings are a joke if they did not represent the trappings of how fossil fuel interests have captured the American government.

Its no joke if your chest and arms give out from underneath you and you dump a 70 or 80 pound dumbbell on your face.

Luckily, though its winter here, the sun is around most of times and if you go to the coastal regions, you might think it's a joke if I tell you it's the winter season.

Tell a joke if that's what you normally do!

It's aggressively dumb, and I'd feel safe in the assumption that everyone was in on the joke if it weren't for the absence of any good ones.

None of the live - action movies have — though Deadpool 2 could certainly get away with a Christopher Plummer joke if they just decided to cut him out entirely at this point — but a voiceover role would be really easy to replace.

Of course, you won't get the tragic joke if you don't listen to the punchline...

That would be a sly tongue - in -(uhhhh) cheek joke if the new lesbian drama BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOR didn't make a point of it in two separate scenes.

Mazursky also put a lot of himself into the film as writer - director, and literally puts himself in as Simms» mother, although most people may not quite get the joke if they don't recognize Mazursky (apparently Mazursky cast himself at last second when he couldn't find a suitable actress for the part in time).

Because he has not removed his sunglasses for years, reporters joked if «The Grandmaster» was a hit would he celebrate by taking off his sunglasses?

Best Picture «Spotlight» Lowdown: The fact Boston critics picked the Boston - centric «Spotlight» would only be a joke if the movie didn't deserve the accolade.

When you critique a movie you are obviously doing so as a sensitive, thoughtful human being on behalf and in defence of greater human virtues — and you love a good, dirty joke if no - one is being debased or humiliated.

Tenure for teachers would be nothing more than a bad joke if it didn't destroy the education experience for tens of thousands of children who are subjected to incompetent / cruel / perverted people on a daily basis.

He speaks quickly, his dark brown eyes ready with a sharp and mischievous joke if the moment presents itself.

There's also a virtual on - screen controller option but that's pretty much a joke if you are trying to play any real - time game.

Your local papers political section likely pales in comparison to Politico and the weekly technology segment is a joke if you are a daily reader of the Verge or Engadget.

The Fire has proven that many people do indeed want a smaller tablet, and everyone would think it a fine joke if Apple went back on that and said «we waited until we could do it right.»