Sentences with phrase «jokes like when»

And other jokes like when they are trying to steal an elderly lady's hearing aides go for total gross out levels.

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He said most people's relationship to dying is like a Woody Allen joke: «I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.»

And back when we were making the show, there were a couple of jokes going around the set about what it looks like if you do it a certain way.

«In this new economy you have these young CEOs who think they're cracking jokes over dinner with friends when they really should be acting like grown - ups.»

The rise of social media «brandter» (when two corporate accounts joust textually in the hope that their followers will engage) almost makes it seem like some corporations are capable of funniness — albeit of the dad - joke variety.

«I joke to myself, I wonder what their portraits looked like when they were vice presidents,» Biden recently told GQ magazine.

(It's like the old joke about how a mule is what you get when you try to design a horse by committee.)

Months after joining Google, she led the initiative that seemed like a joke when it was announced.

«I looked around, did some reading, and the men's accessories market seemed like the obvious place to invest because there has just been so much of growth,» says Barclay, joking, «I remember when if you wore a pink shirt, everyone assumed you were gay.»

yeah, it's a joke, but funny and entertaining when it's presented like this delusional woman did.

You are like my brother - in - law who can not help making grossly inappropriate jokes — we ignore him when we can, as this tends to be the most effective way of «moving on» past jokes like that.

When Brownback rose to speak, he joked that he had joined Obama earlier at an NAACP meeting where Obama was treated like Elvis and he was virtually ignored.

* Chorus * But God can be funny At a cocktail party when listening to a good God - themed joke, or Or when the crazies say He hates us And they get so red in the head you think they're «bout to choke God can be funny, When told he'll give you money if you just pray the right way And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus God can be so hilarious Hwhen listening to a good God - themed joke, or Or when the crazies say He hates us And they get so red in the head you think they're «bout to choke God can be funny, When told he'll give you money if you just pray the right way And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus God can be so hilarious Hwhen the crazies say He hates us And they get so red in the head you think they're «bout to choke God can be funny, When told he'll give you money if you just pray the right way And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus God can be so hilarious HWhen told he'll give you money if you just pray the right way And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus God can be so hilarious Hwhen presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus God can be so hilarious Ha ha

I thought straight away this is a joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz

This just says it all... When Brownback rose to speak, he joked that he had joined Obama earlier at an NAACP meeting where Obama was treated like Elvis and he was virtually ignored.

Whoever puts these things together must feel like a real comedy genius when he or she puts «Rebecca Black» as a Lollapalooza headliner to fool the 0.0 % of people who buy the joke.

The people who defends you in public still joke about you behind your back.Nothing like thinking of two men loving each other.Does it smell like crap when you pull it out.

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Cancer cells, in contrast, continue to live and multiply instead of dying when they should; they behave in a purely selfish way (I sometimes joke that this is rather like some students — a joke that is not always appreciated).

Kind of like taking a flag and shoving it down every other counties throat because in a nations own diluted mind they think they are the best, when on the world stage they are looked at like a joke.

Strange thoughts, fantasies, dreams, slips of the tongue, the jokes we think are funny, the place we sit in church, the way we feel when someone is angry, the things we remember, the people we like or don't like — all make sense when we understand their hidden meaning.

That's what makes you all look like idiots to us, including the ones who were saying «this guy's a joke, he can't possibly know when the rapture will happen... because none of us can.»

Like the defence employed by Trump to the outside world when he justified his own lewd comments as «locker room talk», the boys passed off their remarks (too crude to print) as mere jokes and banter.

Crazy Jerry must like playing jokes on people when he's not out riding his Harley.

It is kind of like when people ask you to tell a joke and then you can't think of one.

When the two guys are together, and when knife talk is involved (it typically is), they can seem positively youthful, like best friends with a private jWhen the two guys are together, and when knife talk is involved (it typically is), they can seem positively youthful, like best friends with a private jwhen knife talk is involved (it typically is), they can seem positively youthful, like best friends with a private joke.

That is a joke of a comment.I wonder what Arsenal fans can defend him apart from his stats when he's at his best.He is average when at his best and very very average at his worst.Stop overhyping this guy.Just so you know I'm not scared to say it like people here.I rank him with the likes of Chamakh and other average strikers who are just being given world class service upfront.I wish he never plays for Arsenal again and its agonising when I ever see him play.France is going out to be honest and it ai nt because he isnt gonna play.

«When a defenseman like Jimmy doesn't get selected for the All - Star team,» says Clarke, «you know those teams are really a joke.»

The fact is that Milos has played 640 minutes, which is a joke of a sample when you consider the potential noise: guys injured / healthy, who he plays with, what lineups he is on the court against, the teams the Clippers are playing, and variance like % of open shots made / missed.

Ive made probably more France jokes then anyone over the past couple of years but when it all comes down to it they have given us things like french toast, making out, and New Orleans, so its the least we could do to help them out now IMO.

That's the sentiment that the Portuguese tactician echoed when speaking to reporters on Wednesday, as he joked about that aforementioned reputation of not playing younger stars having sold the likes of Kevin De Bruyne and Romelu Lukaku in the past, but he doesn't envisage that happening with Rashford.

No wonder some fans are on about the old man jokes, like when a grandpa says in my day we could buy etc etc etc for a shilling.

Then we have the Suarez joke of a transfer bid which was finally we have never had in the past, NEVER done a stupid bid like that in Wengers past... Can't be Gazidis who is in charge of the cheque book right???????? Luckily we got Wenger because he got Ozil when the fans raged about Suarez and the joke of the bid we put in.

All joking aside when his this much under pressure he dose buy players like last time when he bought Ozil and I'm sure his going to buy this January and all will be good.

I laughed like a drain when I heard that City had paid us # 7 million for that regularly mistake ridden joke, Calamity Clichy.

now everybody just talk Shiit about us and with us fans being the joke in every pub... sport bar even in every argument... on Thursday when we were a goal down against Koln two Chelsea fans who just walked into the bar where I was watching the game were like» look at them, see how pathetic they are.

Whatever the problem, it was clearly a problem amongst the personalities in the team, because when you saw the shots of the bench yesterday, the players were laughing and joking amongst each other, and we looked like a proper team, whereas before there was none of that, and players weren't even congratulating each other when they scored.

I hope this is a joke... Wilshere is not a first team player and no where valued at those wages rates (well, English players are overpriced and overvalued anyway and none of them could even pretend playing in a top European outfit) and I would wonder what players like Carzola, Coquelin and more think when they are obviously more IMPORTANT than Wilshere.

«When he was a boy, he was a little warrior, always joking and doing little things to get into trouble,» says Jan - Eric, a chief with the Swedish highway system who, like his son, speaks flawless English.

Joey Austin Thees Whatever happened to practical jokes, like drawing on someone when they fall asleep?

So I was thinking that Bayern must be the team he wants to go coz man city are a joke in the champions league lol so if it is Man City he wants to play a hand full of games for in the CL, then arsenal shouldn't sanction his transfer coz its not a realistic reason when arsenal are going for the prem this year and are only out CL for the first time in 23 years and City ain't exactly gonna give the CL football he's looking for I mean it's like saying «I wonna go to spurs to win the prem» I wonna slap him

He's super free as I said before he's like ivanovic in he's prime just he's a lot faster, and the 2 young kids nelson and niles whoa look very good but it's not serious match so let wenger do wat he has do with kids which is odd game for me we overplayed iwobi and he lost he's way u need protect kids ease them in plus is it me but giroud looks angry as ever looks hurt when he scored I thought he was gona cry, big shout out wenger today he does not deserve that stupid fan came on pitch like wat a joke if I was there when that fan ran on I'd slap da head off em and trust me I'm Irish it's wat we do well done mr wenger and picked rite team today scored 5 goals I'm happy with that for a game meant nothing.

You know how people like to joke on the internet about others being all nude and red online when they're mad?

And someone in the future will dig through the history of Marlins Park, and they'll discover that there was a time when everyone thought the structure was a joke, an out - of - place abomination, like the people who couldn't imagine spoiling the natural beauty of the Golden Gate with a bridge.

When they said players were getting cash envelopes handed out in the locker room after the game like it was Gatorade, I thought, «surely this is a joke.»

the way some of them have given up in games make me sick the money they get its just a joke and i know i do nt see wverything going on pitch side but i can see other teams players fighting like there lifes depend on it and when i see our team give up so easy im just so disappointed.

We Arsenal fans overrate their player's a lot.No wonder when our players leave to another club eventually their quality always declines even if they're world class.Take a look at all the top players who have left Arsenal and look at their careers.Things start well and end badly.It is unfair to say Sanchez is irreplaceable because none of you can know until you give the chance to another player and no one knew he would have this impact.This should tell you that until you try you can't know.I hate it when we allow players to treat us like this.Why not sell him abroad and get a top winger to replace him instead of allowing him to go for free?How do you know we will or won't win the league with him or if another top winger comes in.We might really really regret this season if the future of some key players are not sorted out.We overrate our players a lot its a joke.

I agree tho many fans who cant read games like those who played it a long time (no offence) but reading a game is half the battle and as someone who played for 25 years tho not the best teams or leagues i still know what its about and have watched 30 years now of ball on tv i can say we are a disgrace at the back how many stray passes Xhaca alone made is a joke i can only hope something changes cause we need it i love us dominating teams but when we got 70 % possesion and only 1 shot on target its a joke.sry lad s but enoughs enough Wenger had his day its over now time to move on...................

Mustafi was a joke, constantly giving the ball away like when they earned the penalty.

He would crack jokes n all would laugh n say how wonderful he is But when Podolski came, he outdid Wenger For every one joke Wenger gave, Podolski gave four So Wenger is nolonger a hero and is not liked that much.