Sentences with phrase «jokes on everyone»

Well, the jokes on everyone who passed up this sweet girl.

I officially headcanon Jesus pulling those dad / grandpa tricks and jokes on everyone.

The joke on everyone's lips was that Obama should stay in Havana for a month, because in preparation for his three - day visit more had been done to fix up the place than in the previous half - century.

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Palm Beach County Commissioner Steven Abrams took to Facebook in the days before the tax took effect, joking that everyone has a few more days to save some money on a big purchase.

What a joke, the media has been trying to tell us all along, Ron Paul is non existent and everyone and his brother is surging, one by one the con's are all dropping like flies on a winter day, cain, grinch, huntsman, now its Santorum's turn.

This whole thing is a joke when you realize that: not only is everyone unable to agree on what Jesus meant, but they are unable to agree on what they see about ANYTHING.

8:30 — The shoot is over, when Steven Tyler comes on the set and starts cracking jokes with everyone — he obviously is curious about what is going on.

What is a joke to me is that everyone here is now on the Khabib bandwagon acting like he is some kind of unbeatable fighter.

It's funny how Xhaka has been given Ramsey's old shirt number (16) when the player himself joked about phoning Coquelin and asking for his shirt number, As everyone knows that he has that number tattoo, on his back.??

But I've found in the dressing room everybody is getting on, everyone's joking, we've got music playing and everyone is laughing and joking about.

But the problem with both Eva's comment, no matter how much of a joke it was, and Brian's assessment of it (because everyone took it seriously, reminding me of the reaction to my tongue - and - cheek Huffington Post article on why women shouldn't marry hot men) is that one person is responsible for a divorce.

Everyone jokes that moms are so masterful about weathering so much guilt because we're the ones who are putting it on ourselves, which is mostly true — we are the biggest sources of the guilt we suffer under, but we are far from the only source.

«We were just joking in our office that everyone on the second floor should resign and become a volunteer paid by the campaign, because we don't know of any laws that prohibit volunteers from acting on behalf of an elected official,» said John Kaehny, executive director of good government group Reinvent Albany.

The Liberal Democrat leader joked about Gordon Brown's «bigoted woman» slip on Wednesday: «I know everyone has been talking about one gaffe all week - the fact that Steve Davis got to the quarter - finals,» he said.

But not everyone is in on the joke — at a 2014 conference, Petrič and her collaborators were asked many times, in earnest, whether their concept could be applied to save endangered species.

«When Watson and Crick figured out the structure of DNA, everyone stopped working on DNA,» Hoskins joked.

We're actually now getting to where we can laugh and joke in group meetings, with everyone on or approaching the same page.

He compares it to an old joke about a communist bureaucracy: The leaders wanted drivers to switch from the left side of the road to the right, «but because this was a very complicated and delicate matter, they would begin on Monday with only party members switching sides, and everyone else would drive as before.

Laughter - Everyone who knows me knows that I love a good joke, and on a stressful day I always find humor to be a reliable source of de-stressing.

I posted a picture of it on Facebook when my husband gave it to me for my birthday, and everyone thought it was a joke... because they thought it was just clip art.

This type of sadness also induces the type of confusion of how to dress, resulting in boyfriend - everything and then putting on a statement necklace in the hopes of looking a little more like a girl because everyone, including your gay brother likes to joke about how you look like a ten year old boy.

Well gentle man who welcome everyone and I don't joke with my kids, they come first in everything I do... if you care to chat more and am not on here you can email me

It may be funny in real life but not everyone may get the joke when you share it on your profile.

But while the sequel benefits from Reynolds» superhuman charisma as the charmingly annoying, katana - wielding protagonist, the film nevertheless feels too much like more of the same: more of the same gross - out gags, more of the same irreverent jokes, more bits where Deadpool has to regrow severed limbs to the disgust of everyone around him, more running commentary on the movie he's in....

It's aggressively dumb, and I'd feel safe in the assumption that everyone was in on the joke if it weren't for the absence of any good ones.

The second is the comic chemistry of a superbly picked cast who bring everyone in on the joke.

When the ragtag crew that found Atlantis returns to the underwater city to pick the brain of fearless leader Milo Thatch (voice of James Arnold Taylor; Michael J. Fox was the only actor from the original to bow out of this follow - up), everyone, including Milo's Atlantean girlfriend Kida (Cree Summer), ventures — on a quest for what, beats me — first to a ghost town in the Nordic mountains (where they battle a Verne - ian octopus called «The Kraken»), then to the American southwest (where an Indian elder plays that hilarious old joke where he threatens to kill them by summoning coyotes from Hell after they stave off a threat to his people), then to the home of philanthropist Preston Whitmore (John Mahoney), who was minding his own business one evening when a Viking demon broke in and stole his favourite Scandinavian spear.

Releasing old reissues for 80 dollars a pop for games that are 10 - 30 years old is a joke and for everyone wondering if the smash bros isnt a port, do you really think they would have forgotten to mention it was a new game if it was a new game???? That would be the centerpiece of marketing but the fact they left it out is obvious its the same game they sold you on the last console which also had a couple new games and mostly weak releases that made no one but the system.

Hey, remember a few months ago when it was announced that a MacGyver movie was in the works, and everyone was making MacGruber jokes and saying how much they'd rather see a movie based on the Saturday Night Live parody instead?

Everyone laughs, clutching their $ 100 books, pretending they're in on the joke and not its punchline.

They do a well enough job, despite everyone on show here acting as a foil to Deadpool's jokes.

It gets even more squirmy in the second series as Brent melts down in envy and anxiety when a former fellow manager (Patrick Baladi) becomes his boss and proves to be both more effective and popular and Brent offends just about everyone in the newly expanded office and alarms his corporate superiors with tasteless jokes and the scariest dance unleashed on television.

It was enough to joke simultaneously on three levels at once: (1) to call attention to Sellers's genius for accents (he's so good he can come up with a French accent that is deliberately wrong), (2) to mock the convention of having everyone in a French setting speaking English (why should Clouseau speak English correctly?

The reason «Deadpool» is dynamite is because everyone is in on the joke: Deadpool — known for his notoriously profane blabbermouth, katana swords and flip attitude — ribs and riffs off the superhero template.

That everyone involved appears to be increasingly in on the joke means it morphs from inadvertent self - parody to weirdly compelling»80s - throwback, action - comedy.

Everyone Else writer - director Maren Ade is underway on Toni Erdmann, another film about a strained relationship, this time focusing on woman whose father believes she has lost her sense of humor and proceeds to bombard her with jokes... John Travolta and Ethan Hawke will team with Ti West on In a Valley of Violence, «a revenge Western film set in the 1890s.»

Whereas the success of 2016's R - rated origin presented a delightful surprise for unfamiliar audiences deeply ingrained in the machinery of superhero cinema, Deadpool 2 recognizes that everyone is in on the joke now, and fearlessly lights a match over two - hours of explosively funny gags and one - liners.

Cottoning on to jokes five minutes after everyone else, his gormless facial expressions are priceless, only outdone by his over-the-top physical slapstick.

Seth Meyers» opening monologue joke about Harvey Weinstein's absence fell a little flat at first, but then he made is so much better (or so much worse, depending on how morbid you like your humor) by reminding everyone that he'd be back in 20 years as the only person to ever be booed during the In Memoriam section.

Everyone in this film is in on the joke.

That's not the only reason the movie suffers, mind you; the villain story isn't as compelling, they lean really hard on the bathroom jokes (the «dart» gun from the first movie makes multiple appearances here), and for a movie that is supposed to have a mystery angle to it, everyone hides in plain sight.

The Fire has proven that many people do indeed want a smaller tablet, and everyone would think it a fine joke if Apple went back on that and said «we waited until we could do it right.»

Nora Roberts on average produces a book every five weeks, and everyone at the high - brow writing conferences I used to attend joked that James Patterson could not possibly write everything that his name is attached to.

I only hope everyone else is also at least trying to use their cards less, otherwise the joke's on you, and you are only rewarding and enriching these fat cats who plunged the world into a great recession (or depression?

Their conversations also have an «inside joke» feel, but not everyone is in on it.

Yeah, I know everyone's already made the joke that the girl looks exactly like a younger Ellen Page (the character is even named Ellie), but hey, Nathan Drake was first based on Nathan Fillion, so this ain't too farfetched for them.

We joke around a lot on this site about console gamers compared to the PC master race, as well as calling everyone old and loveless.

While everyone that played the original surely played jokes on the citizens of Chicago through hacking, this always felt at odds with the excessively serious tone of the game.

He says what's on everyone's mind when Jak is given yet another life - threatening task, he cracks jokes when you're knee - deep in snarling monsters, and he charms the hell out of the lady Ottsels (see above).

But the joke was on me because I really wanted everyone to see them.