Sentences with phrase «jokes on here»

@ Gord — Would love more jokes on here than to read «their» stupid comments.

Well, Mother Nature is playing a cruel joke on us here in the Phoenix area, putting temperatures in the 90s this week.

I've joked on here before that when Paul and I were first married those were my «Hamburger Helper» days.

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Based on the fact that among his first words upon being pulled from his landing capsule was a joke about the weather («The air feels great out here.

«It's never good to be late on your first day of work, and so after being sworn in I hustled here,» he joked at NATO headquarters.

Hey, for the most part on board here, most religions are jokes, but what does Buddha's waistline have to do with the failure of the religion?

Yes frank, I feel a strong need to apologize to all people on here for that completely dreadful joke.

I sure would like to comment on Carl's fine posts on THE CRAMPS (about whom I know nothing [insert sexist joke here]-RRB- and Ralph Ellison.

Jerimah — The count down was a joke aimed a person here on the belief blog named «Reality».

2 people on here FAILED to get The Onion joke making fun of atheists.

I think his political retirement is a good idea for Tibet, like how the dalai lama focusing on Tibet's environment... here is a funny joke I saw about the Dalai Lama retiring, http://ponderingstuff.com/2011/03/19/dalai-lama-retires-groupon/

Weather you believe or not (I open my eyes every day) so it's not hard to All will stand before the lord on the day of reckoning which man will no doubtedly usher in and those who don't believe or against god will try to wage war on the almighty to no avail, only to be left in ruins... the great Satan (adversary) will be all who oppose god in battle, that serpent of old is still here today, we live in the middle of a brood of vipers and this website is part of the venom aimed at distorting the faithfuls belief as well as a an agonist for those who wish to continue to disbelieve... CNN is anti god To my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belief?

They say it increases potency and if you mention that you're eating celery here people will make a lot of jokes on you...

No joke - they are such a summer thing here which means christmas thing which is on every table come christmas time.

Winnie described his mood as «relaxed, joking, pleasant — here yet not here,» by which she meant that his mind was mostly out on the golf course in that semidetached, uncomplicated way it gets when he is playing golf in earnest.

there were many ppl on here saying ramsey is a joke sell him.

the commenters on here have showed and proven me for once and all that the majority of the «fans» on here are jokes and bandwagoners..

What is a joke to me is that everyone here is now on the Khabib bandwagon acting like he is some kind of unbeatable fighter.

Only fools on this site wouldn't notice that Pythagoras is just a funny guy and says things that sound funny.I keep saying that most people here take things too serious and wouldn't know when someone is joking.

By far the best article I have ever read on this site, there was no bias or empty statements, just cold hard facts, the writer even respected wengers budget but still pointed to where he should've improved, there are no excuses, what you read is literrally all u get with arsene, if you gave him a budget of 9m or 1 billion, he will ALWAYS take the risk cause he doesn't give a fk about the consequences as if he was a teenager raging through puberty, his stubborn is absolutely pathetic, can you believe he turned down signing a keeper when almunia was shocking, can you believe he didn't sign a CB when squillaci was awful, can you believe that he REFUSED to sign a CDM for almost 8 years, CAN you believe on one of the most important transfer windows of arsenals history, arsene decided to go host charity matches in rome, that's right instead of trying hard for the fans that have respected him and pay him one of the highest managerial wages in the world, he decided to do what he pleased as usual, cause he doesn't answer to anyone, nor does he giving a flying fk, gazidis a man i thought was also a crook went and did arsene's job for him and at least got us a striker (which cost us the title in january last season) and arsene foolishly proclaims that «if i was here we wouldn't of signed danny» meaning we wouldn't of had ANY recognised cf till giroud recovered, arsene wenger is a joke of the highest order, lack of respect, lack of shame and lack order, i despise him

In the video, visible here, the police are jeered as they play piggy in the middle with the fans, before one unfortunate fellow realises the joke's on him as he's bundled into a squad car.

I miss all the jokes he has been giving on here for some time now.

thanks for the sensible comment fatboy yep i know i do get that they do nt really mean it, but i just cant come to terms with that, i do nt really expect civilised culture in a sport but generally from the people in the world, yep you are right about the real world, maybe thats the reason it annoys me extremely, i mean look our world is rotten to the core, the human mindset is terrible when it faces danger or problems for himself, and maybe thats the reason i just want football to stay as just as an entertainment industry but when i see that people even here let the words flow in any kind of way just because the are frustrated, i really cant come to terms with it, i really love black humor and some akbs react angrily when some fans tell some wheelchair jokes or for example on the post from admin where one could write jokes about wenger, some were really awesome, but when people cant control their emotion after a game and abuse other people it just irritates me as hell cause i really think that thats one of the big problems in the world..

Per back to his best People on here saying 3 - 0 or 4 - 0 to us, joke!

Seriously it's a joke how these grown up men on here behave.

Seriously, people on here are so ill mannered, a joke and unbelievable.

his lying started off as a bit of a schoolboy joke, then some people on here actually believed in his tripe and this all went to his head.

The hits here are real, and the pain of landing flat on your back or getting your neck squeezed against the ropes is no joke.

Needless insult, it was supposed to be a joking throwaway remark, in terms of knowing facts, if u knew anything of me you would know I support aw more than most on here, if you cant share your opinion civilly nobody wants to hear it

The defending of that corner was a joke, gibbs was behind the goaline, i mean come on here its a joke

I'm giving them a pass on the 3 - 1 loss to Baylor, because while the Bears were picked to finish sixth in the nine team Big 12 (insert joke here), there are two Big 12 teams ranked and three more getting votes.

OK, all joking aside, here's my top five list of gifts that dads would enjoy on Father's Day.

Belly Laughs: The Naked Truth About Pregnancy and Childbirth (click here to check price on Amazon) is written in a very down - to - earth style and is full of jokes and humor, which is a nice approach that you'll probably appreciate compared to some of the other books that are written in an almost clinical style.

Someone told me on here a few weeks ago (not joking) that she does nt give her babies any multivitamins and that she just takes them out in the sun, because that's just fine, and you only increase your skin cancer risk if you get burned.

Cameron, who is struggling a bit here, hits back with a rather personal jibe: «Even the best scripted jokes on handbags isn't going to save his leadership.»

Donald Glover, who won two Emmys including best comedy actor for his FX show «Atlanta,» joked on stage, «I want to thank Trump for making black people number one on the most oppressed list, he's the reason I «m up here I think.»

Binder jokes exploded on Twitter after that moment in the presidential debate (my fave here), and a meme - collecting Tumblr blog, RomneyBinders twitter feed and Facebook page weren't far behind.

But here's a good example of one for Sarah Palin and another on which on Jeff's search she's listed as an Activity... talk about fodder for jokes), and others no doubt exist for other candidates.

«MTN is treading on a tiger's back; we are here to represent our constituencies and we are talking about people's lives, this is no joke,» he said.

UPDATE: The speaker was apparently making a bit of a joke here, recalling that he had used the same lines at this event last year, but in reference to the lack of movement on redevelopment at Ground Zero, which is in his district.

«I also think that when President Trump was here on Long Island and joked about police brutality, that is not a subject that you joke about.

«Here's the problem, when you have a very proud Indian mother and a vacancy seems to be coming open, she will call the newspapers and say please put me on the list,» Mr. Bharara joked during a Crain's New York Business breakfast forum this morning at the New York Athletic Club.

As a holistic nutritionist, positive pants and a beating heart that genuinely wants to see you thrive, I'm here for you every step of the way — whether it's in the form of nourishing whole foods - based recipes, 1:1 nutritional coaching, the odd motivational «shpiel» or corny joke over on Instagram, or heck, even the odd cheer - you - up cat photo.

Growing up on the west coast of Canada, salmon is basically its own food group (insert maple syrup and / or lumber jack joke here).

Whenever we're here, I love to visit Carrie Bradshaw's apartment on Perry Street (make sure to check out my pics on Instagram), and Mackenzie likes to joke that walking around the city with me is like having your own Sex And The City tour guide.

Watch videos on Youtube (no joke, here is a great one) on how to get that first latch absolutely perfect.

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Well gentle man who welcome everyone and I don't joke with my kids, they come first in everything I do... if you care to chat more and am not on here you can email me

im fun outgoing, love joking around but can be very serious, im a good listener, know which buttons to push lol, im here to meet older women who knows how to take control, but not all the time, so come on lets chat and see where it leads.

I am here on this site looking for a serious relationship that could possibly lead to marriage and a man who will be my forever love and no one night stand or joking around, if you are serious and wants to chat better with me and learn more about each other you can reach me three three two thank you.