Sentences with phrase «jokes on people»

You would probably not guess by her quiet demeanor, but Corie loves to play practical jokes on people!

Crazy Jerry must like playing jokes on people when he's not out riding his Harley.

Third, do you realize that the reasons stated for having just three candidates at the «Green Forum» add up to a silly, giant, unfunny joke on the people of Oakland?

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That joke put smiles on people's faces and reminded them of Virgin's sense of adventure — in many ways, it was more effective than a series of glossy ads.

The goal of putting people on Mars is no joke.

(Because Google's advertising network relies on people voluntarily giving it as much information as possible, chairman Eric Schmidt has joked that the company's policy is to «get right up to the creepy line and not cross it.»)

«People find a lot of joy in rediscovering a music playlist from months ago or an old joke with a neighbor, even though those things did not seem particularly meaningful in the moment,» Columbia's Ting Zhang said of her research on the subject (done while she was at Harvard).

As the Silicon Valley joke goes, on - demand start - ups are about getting people to do stuff your mom used to do.

Few other companies would be willing to try make such a specific joke on Twitter that would go over most people's heads — and that's what makes Denny's social media presence so great.

The monologue was brief (Carson's people didn't want Letterman doing any topical jokes), the «Top 10 List» didn't exist yet, and a science experiment with Don Herbert, TV's «Mr. Wizard,» went on far too long.

Some joke that straight razor shaving is an esoteric art practiced only by mentally unstable people with a death wish, and a new brand on the market expands on this idea.

In fact, I joke that over 40 years of my business, people have raised most of their money on gold and made most of their money on copper.

It's a half - serious joke among people who bet early on cryptocurrencies and have watched their values soar.

Then again, the joke is on the American people.

Rape culture is when a comedienne comments on rape jokes and the response is people making rape threats, telling her she's too ugly to get raped, saying that she actually wants to get raped, and telling her that rape is a compliment.

I was joking with someone in church on Sunday that if I haven't offended at least one person in a week, then I think I am going soft — they smiled;).

Tons of christians don't go to church, and at my church we always joke about the C&E's — the people who pack the place on Christmas and Easter only and make it hard for the rest of us to even get into the place.

Yes frank, I feel a strong need to apologize to all people on here for that completely dreadful joke.

«I'd have to agree with that,» said Savage, who'd just suggested, apparently mostly joking, that «abortion should be mandatory for about thirty years» because «there's too many [rude word deleted] people on the planet.»

This dubious joke really is on the pregnant woman; her embryo is neither fish nor fowl, neither an animal she is entitled to kill nor a person she is forbidden to murder.

I thought straight away this is a joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz

These people professing they know the end are nothing but a joke; you are right that on man knows, not even the Son of God.

He told Premier 150 people attended the group's mass in Brighton on the first day of the Labour Conference, but it has been the subject of some snide jokes within the party.

Religion is Nature's Sick Joke on Mankind and now we know that people who pretend to be religious are spewing nothing but empty rhetoric!

They don't try to «keep people interested» by telling needless stories, making jokes, or doing a dog and pony show up on stage.

Jerimah — The count down was a joke aimed a person here on the belief blog named «Reality».

And people joke about the police - magistrate more than they joke about the Pope, not because the police - magistrate is a more frivolous subject, but, on the contrary, because the police - magistrate is a more serious subject than the Pope.

2 people on here FAILED to get The Onion joke making fun of atheists.

The spiritual abuse heaped upon me and many others at my last church was not a joke, but my play on the words non-committed and committed was an attempt at one — which just goes to demonstrate that no matter how miserably the church treats a person, the Spirit can sustain that person's soul and even bring him / her back around to joy and a lighthearted attitude.

on a comment section, you'll actually find it a lot of places on the internet that people comment first, it's an internet joke.

While the ears of some people do itch for funny stories, jokes, and encouraging insights based on psychology and current events, the ears of other people itch to hear the latest insight on a difficult Bible passage, or the newest scholarly explanation of a particular word in Scripture.

congrats, Lance, on being one the last few people in the civilized world who find Mormon polygamy jokes hilarious.

Now I'm just enjoying all the little parts of being on the team — laughing with my teammates and coaches, joking around at meals, seeing thousands of people show up to watch us practice.

They say it increases potency and if you mention that you're eating celery here people will make a lot of jokes on you...

Meanwhile, every one else on the bus is either sleeping, yelling loudly into their cell phones, or eating cheesy hot fries (that's not a joke, people; the bus - riders love their cheesy hot fries).

there were many ppl on here saying ramsey is a joke sell him.

I could go on and on about all these poor bastards that can't afford bail... you know, a «reasonable bond» they're entitled to - that's a freaking joke... now that people are wise to speedy trial nonsense, they are changing the rules and violating rights at the Supreme Court level.

Only fools on this site wouldn't notice that Pythagoras is just a funny guy and says things that sound funny.I keep saying that most people here take things too serious and wouldn't know when someone is joking.

Besides several teams who have questions surrounding one or possibly two players, there is no squad that has so many issues heading into the final week of the transfer window... even Monaco, who have lost numerous players from their starting 11 have less controversy swirling in and around their club and they have champion's league play to contend with this season... just think of how ridiculous this situation is especially considering that we have had the same manager for over 20 years... no team should be better organized than ours... if nothing else, that should be the one advantage this team holds over all others, yet the exact opposite has occurred... this fact is even more disturbing considering the main argument against removing Wenger from his managerial position was that there was no suitable replacement and that people feared some sort of perceived drop - off if a new manager was brought into the mix... based on what we've witnessed since the time of his contract renewal a monkey with a magic eight ball could have done an adequate job... I hate to make jokes, in light of our current dilemma, but this team is so screwed up if I don't laugh about it, the only plausible response is to either cry or do something incredibly destructive... just look around this squad and try to see what our delusional manager sees that allow him to make such positive statements about our current team

Cahill being on there is a joke too, you wouldn't believe how many chelsea fans and peoples comments regarding cahill how he has been SUCH a liability this year.

any manager on earth if they were called specialist in failure they would respond but wenger nah he is 2 classy except when he pushed moaninho on sidelines but apart from that nothing now Anderlecht manager mocks Wenger for playing only 1 way And some people will still say he is held in high regard throughout football Wenger has become a joke within football, but out of respect for past achievements the football community keeps quiet we shouldn't live in past it's time for change

thanks for the sensible comment fatboy yep i know i do get that they do nt really mean it, but i just cant come to terms with that, i do nt really expect civilised culture in a sport but generally from the people in the world, yep you are right about the real world, maybe thats the reason it annoys me extremely, i mean look our world is rotten to the core, the human mindset is terrible when it faces danger or problems for himself, and maybe thats the reason i just want football to stay as just as an entertainment industry but when i see that people even here let the words flow in any kind of way just because the are frustrated, i really cant come to terms with it, i really love black humor and some akbs react angrily when some fans tell some wheelchair jokes or for example on the post from admin where one could write jokes about wenger, some were really awesome, but when people cant control their emotion after a game and abuse other people it just irritates me as hell cause i really think that thats one of the big problems in the world..

Per back to his best People on here saying 3 - 0 or 4 - 0 to us, joke!

Seriously, people on here are so ill mannered, a joke and unbelievable.

his lying started off as a bit of a schoolboy joke, then some people on here actually believed in his tripe and this all went to his head.

Ibrahimovic's highly curated brand consisting mostly of recycled Chuck Norris jokes can get tiresome, but it's also earned him a following of 30.7 million people on Instagram.

It's a joke how people will jump on board with BS without even checking facts.

You know how people like to joke on the internet about others being all nude and red online when they're mad?

Although it was a serious press event it was funny as well, as most people joked around it but the call and timing of it didn't seem appropriate especially when Conte is supposed to be focusing on work and how to get Chelsea back to winning ways again.

But the problem with both Eva's comment, no matter how much of a joke it was, and Brian's assessment of it (because everyone took it seriously, reminding me of the reaction to my tongue - and - cheek Huffington Post article on why women shouldn't marry hot men) is that one person is responsible for a divorce.