Sentences with phrase «jokes to break»

As everyone would gather around together for meals, the guide would invariably offer a few attempts at some jokes to break the ice, but we were generally left alone to get to know the other guests.

If you must, come up with a few jokes to break the ice.

As hard as the film may try to then undercut these tough and emotional scenes, they are still pretty powerful and well played by Reynolds — before he makes a terrible choice or an extremely off - colour joke to break the tension.

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Have some recreational activities in the break room, like a pool table or a dart board, and go out of your way to tell a new joke if you have one ready.

You might also try incorporating jokes or video clips to break things up, too.

Right - wing media has also succeeded in baiting the former New York Times public editor into reprimanding a reporter for a harmless joke, broken major stories about the administration, and continued to harass Clinton on her book tour.

The goal was to not break the streak and at the bare minimum write a joke a day and after 10 years you would be funny.

All jokes aside, I know it sounds like a broken record but the dimension that matters is not intermittent collateral problems so much as the greater intensity to them and in a condensing timeframe.

Or i could point out that the big bang is the biggest joke ever told... That even the top physicists can't figure out how their own theory could work, not to mention the fact that for it to work they would need for the Universe to break the fundamental laws we understand as true since the beginning i.e. (No matter in the Universe can be created nor destroyed, you can only change it's state (solid to liquid, liquid to gas etc.).

It is strange to see us all sitting together at the sacred meal — master breaking bread with his slave, a Jew sharing a joke with a former pagan priest, a husband pouring wine for his wife, a zealot debating politics with a tax collector — but this is what makes us different; it's what makes us Christians.

While much of his «ladies» man» behavior was written off as a joke (such things often are) Irin Carmon and Amy Brittain — the two reporters who broke this story for the Post — say they've been attempting to substantiate the rumors for years.

And then I found out that a joke was a way to break into an adult conversation.

Church prevents you from thinking outside the box, christianity hasn't figured out yet that God doesn't live there, Jesus would have an heck of a time trying to figure out which one to go, 25000 + different christian religions, give me a break, it's a joke.

ok there is mongolian joke something similar to it if there is one mongol in a room it's so quite and peacefull and if you have 2 mongols in room they chat really loudly and they sing and laugh so hard, finally if there 3 mongols in a room a fight about to be broken anytime

As the train reached Centraal station, I even joked that I want to break a coconut on the train (Indian style).

Well benzema just broke a couple of you'll hearts not mine because i knew sir Arsene is a joke Of a manager therefore i have already drawn comfort from the fact that we will be fighting off liverpool for 4 th place but you know whats funny some Of you guys that says wenger is a genius Will call for his head but DISGUSTED1 and HAFIZ are the only two fans that as constantly call for wenger to go.

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«I tried to break down time,» Rodriguez says, «living every minute, thinking of jokes and songs.

If he's going to spend the next few weeks making jokes about Conte's hair, the rest of us get a break from pulling ours out in frustration.

No joke since the summer ive been wondering why we bought 2 RB i wanted Jenko to stay and maybe buy one and i was always hoping bellerin broke into the team cause ive always been a fan and im glad he did i say play chambers as a CB becausse i do nt really think he has the speed to be a RB bring jenko back and either loan or sell debuchy or loan bellerin but id hate if that happened honestly do nt know though it's gonna be a crazzy summer for wenger

All jokes aside, this match will be first opportunity for the club to win some silverware this season after the Super Cup fixture was moved from the pre-season to the winter break for the first time this year.

It really is getting beyond the joke for fans and for a club which is desperate to break into the top four after a couple of close shave efforts, they need to be strengthening not selling the few stars they have to the highest bidder.

«I've kept her alive this far,» I joked to work colleagues around the snacks in the break room, 38 - weeks pregnant with swollen feet and belly.

Don't bother buying the cup holder to this because it is a joke and can barely hold a full sippy cup without breaking off and I do have it attached correctly..

At the end of the Red Room press conference, which was full of smiles and jokes — mostly by Cuomo — the governor broke out that battleship graphic from his budget address to remind the legislative leaders of what they had avoided.

He calls a program touted by Governor Andrew Cuomo to offer tax free breaks to some business a «joke».

After a joke about sleeping with entrepreneurs - his wife Samantha, specifically, he moves on to name - check the high - speed rail network proposed by shadow transport secretary Theresa Villiers on Monday before slipping in his priorities for both the NHS and the «broken society».

The impudence of a service personnel who breaks all protocols within the chains and channel of communication and command to attempt to getting the attention of the president by pouring inciteful sentiments on social media, with a delusional and myopic perception that he is a known maverick and avowed outspoken officer in uniform; such a joke

There were unprecedented scenes at Prime Minister's Questions today as Theresa May appeared to break an exclusive piece of showbiz news — followed by a customary bad joke.

Spitzer's father had driven all three of his children to push their intellectual limits, but figuring out a way to break into the Gambinos» West 35th Street office to plant a bug — by using Con Ed trucks on a phony repair call, by picking locks, switching off alarms, and evading motion detectors — then listening to hundreds of hours of tapes of Tommy and Joe Gambino cursing and joking and scheming?

Being a science comedian is the awesomest hobby in the world: I get to travel to other people's scientific conventions and tell funny stories and science jokes for an hour, then eat their catered dinners while the real conference attendees fret about poster printing, late - breaking abstracts, and networking.

When we bought our house in 2010 I was unemployed and broke as a joke... but still, I really wanted to cozy up our new place.

Boutique Fitness / / This feels like a bit of a joke to write about now, in which I haven't broken a sweat in about three four weeks, BUT — believe it or not — I was doing well in the resolutions department for a hot second.

Once it started to down - pour rain and Brett's umbrella broke (the rain in Paris was / is no joke) we headed to lunch.

And the overall messages and themes and in - jokes about black culture was just heartwarming to see, and then to witness weeks later this fabulous movie lead and directed and cast by black people break the box office record by gaining $!

All jokes aside, it's quite hard to run out of options on Tinder... though The Student did manage to break her Tinder one evening!

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Many Americans have made jokes about moving to Canada in the past, but this week, the Canadian immigration website's server broke down because of all the traffic from unhappy American voters.

When it comes to breaking those awkward silences then there can not be anything better than a hilarious joke.

I tend to stick to myself and speak when spoken to, however if i'm with people I know I break out of that shell and tend to joke a lot and I get a reaction so i'd say i'm funny.

The comedy spans from inappropriate jokes to many fourth wall breaking moments.

In the Season 1 premiere, series host David Steinberg sits down with legendary «insult» comic Don Rickles, who reveals the genesis of his act: his inability to do impressions or tell jokes; and with sitcom icon Jerry Seinfeld, who shares his lifelong affection and respect for Rickles and his post-stardom strategy of «breaking back into the middle.»

Credit to the Broken Lizard team that very few of the jokes from the first film are outright repeated and there are sparing references in general to the earlier movie.

At the most fraught moments, he stays calm and continues to joke about breaking Russian cosmonaut Anatoly Solovyev's space - walk record.

«Unfinished Business» is one joke stretched to the breaking point.

Donnie the Guide is essentially one big joke, but he breaks down to a number of truly funny jokes, so the shtick works.

While the members of the Broken Lizard comedy group retain their likability, and there's something kind of endearing about the disjointed, throw - everything - at - the - wall, «Caddyshack» type chaos behind the comedy, there are simply too many dead spots and cheap jokes and flat gags to carry a full - length feature.

Upon news of Cyrus's death, the elaborate house he lives in as well as his considerable fortune are now left to his struggling nephew and his family, broke as a joke after the death of his wife in a fire.

The movie makes a few jokes about the absurd but pleasant nature of musicals, with Hannigan confused by Stack's political aide (Bobby Cannavale) breaking into song in order to convince her to betray Annie.